I honestly don't think I'd be any good at sex, I mean I do think about sex a lot and I do have fantasies, but that's the thing, imagination and reality aren't always the same and when you've never done something you've though about a fair amount of time, then I feel like your mind kind of tricks you into thinking it's cooler than it may actually beand I think the same can apply to anything e. g. if you want to try a new food.
The thought of having sex and acting out my fantasies seems cool.
Despite that, I'm not some guy who goes around messaging people on here asking for anything or trying to flirt, nor am I the kind of guy to approach, I keep myself to myself, because I feel like if I start a conversation with something, they'll get the impression that I'm trying to flirt with them and this is the internet, so there's all sorts of creeps and fakes out there and I try to be genuine and consistent.
Back to sex, yeah, I kind of use the same mentality I have for relationships 'I don't know what I'm missing', simply because I have no experience in either, plus if I want to take care of myself sexually, then I think I'd know what to do (I'm not saying I masturbate and I'm not saying I don't, I just don't like to talk about it on here and if I really want to, I can go anonymous) and with masturbating, you probably won't risk any STDs, you only focus on your own pleasure and you can fantasize about whatever the hell you want and no one needs to know or judge you for it, I mean, imagine being there about to have sex with someone and they get creeped out or turned off by your fantasies and it kills the mood or they later tell others about it.
Plus, I'd assume body parts smell and imagine that when you're getting it on.
A few other things, I don't understand the vagina either, some people talk about something called the 'labia', something I'm not even sure I know how to pronounce and everyone apparently has a g-spot, so I probably wouldn't even know if someone is faking an orgasm or what to focus on when I'm penetrating, if I'd even last any longer than three seconds - it may be different at the time if it ever happens, but I don't like the idea of going down on a woman either, maybe I'm just paranoid about what it'd be like e. g. smell, taste and if I'd even put my tongue in the right place. I assume women would want a guy to know what he's doing too and I could have sex 100 times and still forget the basics.
You and I both know that I could handle your ass, so there's no need to explore that.
I have seen you post several questions alluding to this problem and at least one question that asked the exact same thing. That tells me that you're having a problem finding sexually competent men in real life. Either that or you are a highly-skilled troll. I'm going to assume the former. If you are trolling, I will lead the armies of Texas to conquer your pathetic Island and I will force you to submit to me. Yes, please interpret that in every possible way that you can. I know I am.
But I digress...
Two questions. What's the average age are the men that you're sleeping with? What's the oldest guy that you slept with?
How these guys would react if they walked in on you masturbating
https://www.youtube.com/embed/QrEWTBb3n1cSo true
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What's Your Opinion? Sign Up Now!Wow! Like the Evil Mistress, just messing with the guys!! Are you just alone, and bitter, being an overt, uh, I won't say, just taunting these?
I thought it was only guys that were hater trolls, but you are getting up there, and close to that level!!
I thought you were better than that, and I thought you were a really cool person, a while ago! What happened? You seem so angry now. . .
Iam pretty confident to take out. Anyway before our virtual sex, Iam a virgin, but kinda different one. Eventhough I haven't drilled anyone, I had a lot of fun. Last time, she was really turned on when I sucked her tits, but unfortunately I did look her face, seeing her enchanting expression at that time, I just came. That was a day before corona era. So when I trained my self to hold, curtain just went down
For that reason, I can assure you a quality sex. I will fuck you until one of us die
🤣🤣🤣🤣, when I first watched porn, I came watching the woman take her bra off
That's amazing. One of a kind in lifetime 😀😀😀
Yeah, I was really curious about boobs at that time
I'm quite certain I could handle it but you'd need to be patient. At age 44 thing get a little slower 🤗
I would make you satisfied...
Well at least I would try.
A real woman will make a man feel loved like he was her only one, ever.
I'd fuck you up in my head so you better call me daddy ;) but irl I'll go crying to mom.
lol... it's been eons since I was but if your scenario was presented to me back when I was a virgin... the first thing that would happen almost immediately is I would cum inside my pants if I walked in on your like that lol :)
Throw one at me and let's see how the adventure goes
I would rock your world, as soon as I'd found my notes
Everything I've learned about receiving and giving physical pleasure to a woman. To get her aroused, turned on and then feel, hear, tase, smell her cum has been taught to me by another woman. I paid attention and still do
I don't think I was ready the first time lol. Lasting more than a minute was a challenge 😂
I would spank you with my glorious cock.
Lol lol lol
I'm confident enough that I can probably have real sex sure I won't long but at least I had it.
Those answers though.
I definitely have confidence problems. I've only been on one date ever. I have desire, I'm just too shy. I think I'd disappoint in bed too.
I want to break this mentality badly!
I am not a virgin but what do you consider a so called real woman to be?
If I were a virgin I'd give it my all to do more than just handle you...😉
I'm a virgin who believes that sex is for marriage only. So, if my wife begged me to assume my husbandly duties, I'm sure that I'd be more than able and happy to oblige.
Q w Q i'd run away and cry to mummy... i ain't gonna lie to you
As a virgin, no, not at first Poppy. First I'd need to bang you at my own pace and get comfortable with you. Then with time, I'd become progressively rougher with you like chocking you, smacking you, facefucking you and yanking your hair like the freak that you are, and that of which I know well you'd enjoy. Because I'm wholly inexperienced, I wouldn't be able to obliterate you at first.
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