Do astronauts masturbate in space?

[CT_CD]

[Daniela1982]

For fuck sake, don't you think that people have anything else to think about than fapping? Well maybe not on this site, but in space where there is so much more to see and consider - no lame cake!

[Anonymous]

space does not exist
the earth is flat with a dome

[ArrowheadSW]

OMG that is one thing that I have never thought of... Hummm... Could give new meaning to the term "floaters"... Like in a hot tub...

[BronzedAdonis]

Probably

[AmandaYVR]

There's no private space there.

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[ramchandra9971]

Wow...😂😂😂😂😂perfect answer at perfect timing

[TrustMeIGotThis]

Considering they are filmed 24/7, I doubt it. They are also probably too busy to really think about it.

[purplepoppy]

Hope they catch it. Be embarrassing if some floating cum got into the shuttles system.

[NYCQuestions1976]

Would it orb together in space like water?

[DeeDeeDeVour]

Howard Wolowitz

would. :D Lol.

[askmewhy66]

Yes he would the space junk is still floating

[GnarCute]

they do they just make sure to clean up 100% and to be very quick about it

[Jjpayne]

You would have to think they would try and be allowed to do so

[Dargil]

They are fitted with a device they pee into. I wonder if the suction can be adjusted to give a blow job

[GOOSEBOY78]

i honestly dont care if they go where many men have gone before...

[mike5150]

Yeah probably just floating around in the air

[MiamiMadness]

Yes, they call it 'Space Jam'

[Browneye57]

Q. Do you smoke after sex?
A. I dunno... I never looked.

Does a bear shit in the woods?
Is the pope catholic?

Why don't you become an astronaut and then come back and tell us. :)

Or go read here: https://www.cnet.com/news/space-sex-science-nasa-esa-zero-gravity/

[Massageman]

This is a waste of bandwidth - - - -

[douride2]

Honestly I don't know.

[NYCQuestions1976]

I'm not sure. I didn't study Masturnautics in college. My Doctorate is in Pastranomy (the study of deli meats).

[Bman4907]

I want to say yes, but I'm pretty sure they monitor vital signs at all times. Doing that might send up a flag for a bunch of unknowing people down in mission control. Someone would have to yell out, "relax everyone, he's just doing that again, he should be done here in a minute." "Look, I know he's done it 10 times today already, but what else is there to do?" "Maybe he'll get a new hobby by mission day 3."

[OfDeath]

No. If you knew what happens when you flop out old Richard Johnson in the vacuum of space you would know why lol.

[firefly02]

Might better have some advanced and sophisticated technologies for dealing with that!😅
Would for sure help with the productivity of astronauts and to release some stress..

[Joker_]

They definitely do

[trickycrossiant]

Kys feg

[Slim57]

I would

[Cryptic-Game]

I doubt they'd have the energy to.