Did you know all phones are female?

[chriscdi]

i just noticed, charger hole is the vagina and the headphone jack is the booty hole 😮

[Gwenhwyfar]

U have been in lockdown way too long 😊

Scarlett Johansson played an intelligent phone once. And she didn’t even wanna be hit with a dead cat during sexting.

[chriscdi]

who? 🙃

[Gwenhwyfar]

The actress. Played Black Widow.

[chriscdi]

what do you mean by getting hit with a dead cat 😂

[Gwenhwyfar]

A line from the movie Her

[Gwenhwyfar]

“When I cum, hit me with the dead cat on the floor...”

[chriscdi]

yea i think i gotta start watching more movies, i dont remember hearing this 😂

[WowwGirl]

@Gwenhwyfar he's gotta leave by 4:15 lmao. I get it

[Gwenhwyfar]

@WowwGirl 😂😂😂 Thanks dude

[WowwGirl]

👉💗💗

[shreya_shiry]

That makes my phone such a horny slut. Always been charging lol

[chriscdi]

mine too, horny little bitch 🤣

[Anonymous]

My phone's practically a whore since there was so much chargers that went up them suga wallz over the course of its usage haha

[chriscdi]

finally a watcher of the hodgetwins, this is refreshing, balls gettin tight just listening 😂

[Opinion Owner]

ya yu

[Opinion Owner]

and busted all kindz of charge action. all kindzzz

[chriscdi]

that balls deep cable action 😂

[Opinion Owner]

all kindz of charge bustin. ahh ahh ahh. Yeeeaaaaaah

[Tdieseler]

You do know that the chargers themselves have holes too... right?

[chriscdi]

yea like a dick hole

[Tdieseler]

haha... good point

[potatoiswhoiam]

Always my thought when I plug my earphones 😂😂😂

[chriscdi]

so you think of anal or that its female cause why the earphones specifically lol

[sdtabot]

Why does it seem like you never run out of question attempts per day?

Then, I guess walkie-talkies are males.

[chriscdi]

wdym, i do run out, i just use them very wisely 😌 i thought the chargers were the men 🙃

[sdtabot]

Walkie-talkies are more manly haha. You pull it out and it gets long 😂 Oh, right, but you don't plug them anywhere >,<

[chriscdi]

it do have that big long shlong so yea i guess it makes sense if walkie talkies were the males 🤔

[Sevenpointfive]

i thought we were putting tampons in?

[chriscdi]

i guess that works 🤔

[DanaeAdam5]

Chris, you need medical help 😂

[chriscdi]

agree to disagree 🙃

[MasRus]

eww.

[stickytoes]

Does that mean the charger is male?

[chriscdi]

i think it does 🤔

[wowgirluare]

For sure... it is male

[MyraAmmar]

And your charger might be dick then, which fucks holes everytime!!! Different hole fucked by charger and earphone.!! MMF how pathetic!!!

[bannacookies]

Yep, and the charger is a guy.

[WowwGirl]

I don't know where to even start with that😂

No I didn't

[chriscdi]

now you do 😊

[WowwGirl]

Damn straight

[chriscdi]

😂😂

[Meatunnel69]

I like how my iphone perks up with i insert it. Except when she feels an after market charger she’s like “defuq is this shii”

[COMMODOREII]

Yeah. They are sexy eh? 😎

[Anonymous]

At least ur getting something