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What Was The Last Get Your Mind Out The Gutter Moment For You?

What Was The Last Get Your Mind Out The Gutter Moment For You?
Mine: I was on the phone with my neighbor as was sitting in chair looking out front window. I can see front of her house from my window. So as we're talking, I see and tell her she's getting a delivery. She Said "I hope it's the big package I've been waiting for" so I saw guy open side panel and say"Yeah think he has your big package" but when he brought it out, didn't look that big to me. So I asked her what she considered a big package ( I'm literally dying laughing at this point, but wait 🤣🤣) she says she's waiting for an 8ft package. And I'm like"Yeah that's definitely not an 8ft. package he has for you". 🤣🤣 Is that conversation not loaded with sex double entedres or do I really just have a sick mind? 🤣🤣
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Most Helpful Girls

  • omg! that is so funny! All I could think of was the Delivery Guy was coming to have sex with her!!!

    My last moment was watching 3rd Rock From The Sun... the boy was telling how his new girlfriend slapped him in the face. She has really nice big round boobs at 14yo..."I couldn't help myself. They were so big and round and just asking to be touched. So when I touched them, she slapped me! I dont' get why she dint want me touching her EYES?"

    • 🤣🤣🤣

  • I was in a beach with my girl (before we started dating) and she talked about how badly she wanted a sex on the beach (for anyone who doesn't know sex on the beach is the name of an amazing drink) and then my dirty ass mind said 'Damn u sure you want to do it in front of all these people?'

    • 🤣🤣🤣 that's funny cuz my first marriage at my wedding reception, a friend of mine who was a virgin said she was having sex on the beach, and I was all it's my wedding night I should be the one having sex on the beach, till every one told me it was a drink. And yeah only sex on the beach I had that night came from a cup 🤣🤣

Most Helpful Guys

  • If I said 5 minutes ago would that be bad? Watching the CNN coverage of the protests I randomly wondered what protestor porn would look like.. does the women antagonize the cop with a sign and he handcuffs her into a side alley... ya if that’s not gutter and insensitive thoughts I don’t know what is

    • It's ok we can't always control where our minds go... Good to know ain't only sexual deviant on GAG🤣🤣

    • Ya stay outta my head if you wanna stay pure, we do share creativity. Omg if 8 feet was considered a big package do you realize how many GaG guys instantly gained virtual 10 foot pogo sticks protruding from their pants?

    • 🤣🤣🤣🤣 lmffao thanks I needed that laugh...

  • It was yesterday when MoonNieve asked what people thought about her dress. It was actually a very nice dress, but low cut, and she has, well, very nice... um...
    Anyway, yeah, I had trouble focusing on the dress. Slobber slobber. I'm such a pig. LOL

    • 🤣🤣🤣

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  • You are clearly a dirty, naughty, perverted girl with a dirty, dirty mind. That's my favorite kind!

    As for me, my mind is permanently and proudly in the gutter. Hahahaha.

    • Me? I'm an angel lol ok maybe not lmao

  • Based on my familiarity with you,

    1. You have a really sick mind, and
    2. The conversation was loaded with double entendres.

    😃😃😃

    • Sick?🤪 Or sexual? 😈 Lol And yeah I was laughing my ass off but the end

  • You have a sick mind, but that is definitely not a bad thing. I like that in a woman.

    • Sick? Lol me? Never he he😈

  • I don't remember the last time but it's very fun to read the titles of old movie themed pornos or even ones still on pay per view. Those names make me laugh so much

    • 🤣🤣🤣

  • I was with a girl and we stopped at Taco Bell. I ordered a "7 layer burrito". It was thick and big. Before I even thought, I said "This is really good. Do you want a bite of my burrito?" She laughed and said "I don't know you that well yet.'"

    • 🤣🤣🤣

  • Too many to choose 😂

    • Lol I know right. Dirty minds think alike 🤣🤣🤣 oh wait that's great minds... Same difference 🤣🤣

    • We’re both great and dirty 😂. Too bad you guys didn’t get to enjoy his package together 😊. 8 feet woulda been too much, but 7 inches...

    • 🤣🤣🤣8ft the whole neighborhood could a jumped on 🤣🤣 community slip n slide 🤣🤣 ok slightly buzzed drinking 190 proof Everclear

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  • Pretty often!!

    • 🤣🤣 right lol

  • lol... I can picture that phone call :)

    Mine are too many as that is where my mind often is :)

    • Well, I know that already 🤣🤣

    • lol... and thanks to you... my mind goes in the gutter now every time I have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich :)

    • Yumm yum 🙃🙂

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  • Common knowledge your mind is deep in the cesspool. ... and yes, the conversation was definitely laced in double entendres.

    • Damn you all coming at my mind. 🤣 Like you don't ever have sexual thoughts? 😛 Lmao

    • I have a strangely innocent mind, but yeah, I can get into the mud too. :p

    • Oh so you're innocent and I'm done sexual deviant 😂😂

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  • just now. of course it will change by the time this gets read since thats a clean up of my mind

    • Lol 🤣

    • how about you?

    • Mine was in the question lol

  • I am thinking it was a question I commented on here. You also put your 2 cents worth in if I remember right. LMAO

    • Mac n cheese me baby 🤣🤣🤣

    • LOL hahahaha

    • 🙂🤣

  • Oh i have dirty mind and wait for the opportunity to just hit the sweet spot 😉

    • Is that the same as g spot 🤣🤣

    • Yeah it's orgasam to my mind😂

    • Rather have orgasm somewhere else 🤣🤣🤣

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  • Well, I have so many they just drift out of my mind. I think it was at the pool today :)

  • About two seconds ago. Reading that.

    • 🤣🤣🤣 right lol

  • I was chatting with @Brainsbeforebeauty as I recall. Talking about the old lady wanting to suck the milk out of me. Her saying that her having no teeth might have been nice and i should have gone for it. Just close your eyes i believe. 😂😂😂

    • 🤣🤣🤣

  • Not mine, but I was telling my girlfriend that my dog gets really depressed if my dad and I are both away for a long time because she spends most days with us. I was saying that she'll run towards me and lick me whenever she sees me after being away a while. I said it's the same with my dad, and my girlfriend took it as my dad licking me, rather than my dog licking him.

    • 🤣🤣 funny shit 😂

  • 🤣🤣🤣🤣 20 min ago 🤣🤣🤣

    • 🤔🤣🤣🤣 might it involved the subject of nuts 🤣🤣🤣

    • Fuk no...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • 🤣🤣🤣

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  • I surely would have had a hard time containing myself on that one LOL I think it's mostly just a guy thing not always. Besides what the heck what you do with the whole eight feet

    • 🤣🤣 the 8 ft package a gazebo she ordered

    • Nice

  • No I'd probably think she was waiting for huge viberator.

    • 🤣🤣8ft long vibrator omg🤣🤣🤣🤣 no she waiting for gazebo see you got sick mind too 🤣🤣 join the club 🙂

    • Lol I always got sick mind. My friends dont call Mac Nasty for no reason lol.

    • Mac nasty 🤣🤣 sounds like a McDonald's menu for adults item happy meal for adults 🤣🤣

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  • girlfriend bending over with her back to the bed, naked, at 6 AM. We got up about 10.

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