If I want a girlfriend do I just tell her I got a big dick?

My friend told me to just tell a girl I’m endowed down there. And they’d be down to hook up. Would this work?
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Guys. I don't know what to do then. What do girls like
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He seriously said that. He told me he’s done it so many times. And girls are always down.
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Most Helpful Guys

  • Based on my personal experience, it will surely fail.

    Key principle: Girls like guys to enter their heads before allowing entry to their vaginas.

    So please, change your friend. Or he's just pulling your legs. 😄

    PS: if she wants a big dick, she probably order a BIG rabbit LOL!

  • Depends if u are going to lie about it or not
    Defining big dick i mean above like 6,5 inches lenght and 5,1 girth
    Because if you end up unzipping your jeans while she is on her knees u better have a big dick or she will probably laugh stand up and say goodbye

Most Helpful Girls

  • no. guys seem to not realize that it typically takes more than penetration to orgasm. A big penis does not mean you are good at sex. Just be likable and know what to do with your hands and/or mouth.

    • What if she’s bad with her mouth and hands? Should I break up with her?

    • Its not the same. Guys can orgasm with just penetration. Girls need clitoral stimulation. Are you dating or just hooking up? Is not that difficult is it? You can guide her if she doesn't know what she is doing.

    • I’m sorry but are you a guy? No way you could know that.

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  • Hook up not date. Gotta work on the personality for dating

    • excuse u? you have to work on your personality to date me.

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  • This will work if you want a hook up, not really for a relationship. However sometimes hookups can turn into relationships too!

  • You need better friends.. 🤣🤣

  • Yup thats it and it will work every time!

  • It doesn’t always work that way; just because you have a big dick doesn’t mean anything especially if you don’t know how to use it.

    • I’m pretty good with it

  • dude they gonna find out your not big so whats the point of lying? do you plan to rape them when they back out when they find out you lied?

  • If you want to ruin your chances with a woman, sure, go ahead and tell her how well-endowed you are.

    Instead, try acting like a gentleman instead of a 12 year old.

  • Are you looking for a hookup? Be a little charming too. Are you looking for a girlfriend? That's not going to work at all

  • No, be charming instead

  • Go ahead.

  • Nope,,, really not

  • telling a girl you have a big D. might not get you a girlfriend or spouse. but can help get you a random hookup. more so if it's true since sluts like big D.

    but otherwise you need some more game. to get and keep a spouse long term.

  • What are you looking for? If you just want hook ups or a shallow relationship, or do you want someone who wants you for who you really are. You are more than a penis.

  • If that's your only game... you're screwed.

    • Success!

  • That won't work. Tell them you can cook. German food

  • Oh boy, you need some better game. You might get a slut to respond, but this isn't how you score with a quality gal, I guarantee it.

  • That will definitely ruin your possibilities.

  • If you want a friend with benefits, then this might work.
    But for a girlfriend, it will most likely not work.

  • yeah but tell her you got a big cock jus incase u dont actually have a big penis...
    so that in the event of you pulling your dick out, and she says "what, u call this big? i thought u said u had a big cock" then at that point u can pull a rubber cockril out of your pocket and say that u meant i have a big cockril, as in plastic toy cock... lol

    • are you 5? grow up

    • @KitKnickKat why dont u jus fuck off? oh, cos ur 1 of those boring people who sits down like a 80yr old person n never does anything fun, u jus read newspaper and do suduko, u consider urself super mature huh? n now u have to flex on other people how grown up u are so that u can feel superior cos ur so boring? fuck off, i dont care if im 22, im allowed to have a laugh bitch, and u know what bitch? i will be swinging on monkeys bars and rock climbing when im 80, while ur 21 ur old boring ass will be living like an elderly person already and missing out in life, oh, that makes u really superior huh? fuck off

    • @KitKnickKat having a laugh has nothing to do with maturity bitch, the only immature 1 here is u for ur unnecasry kid having a tantrum attitude, why not jus mind ur own fucking buisness? if someone elses comment like this gets u so worked up maybe ur the 1 who needs grow up

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  • Not really. It may give you a ONS if she's really horny.

  • That will never work

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