#Storytime Share a time when you were clumsy during sex or masturbation?

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So i totally get falling for eachother... but have you ever like totally FALLEN for eachother. It can be mishaps, sex injuries, etc. I mentioned earlier that I tend to fall off of things during sex whether it be the couch, the bed etc. Who knows maybe the dck was too much to handle so i was running from it 😂 or maybe i flipped us over one too many times cause it was my turn to be on top. Or maybe i was riding and rode him off the bed into a ditch 😄 Either way, when one ofus slides off the bed/couch, we still make sure the dck doesn't slide out. We keep on goin! Lol one time, my exes grandma told us to stay out of his room, so she locked his bedroom door. He had us sneak around the house and crawl through the bedroom window. The idiot sent me in first. I had never been to this house before so of course i didn't know where i was going. I bent over the windowseal tryna be all sexy while lookin back at him. I then threw one leg over and rode the window a bit. I went to climb on in and didn't realize the window was up high 🙈 i bust my ass yoooo 💀 and his stupidass was laughin. He shouldn't have even gotten any that day but we had awesome mirror sex. It was amazeballs 🙌 #FeelFreeToList #ClumsyCums #CumToMe #SitOnThis #ItsGoinDown #GivesNoFcks

ecfresh · Accepted Answer

My story comes in two parts. For the first part I had come to her house after a night of partying and drinking. I was buzzed but had started to come down. We had a great love making session and during intercourse I noticed around the time I would normally get close to Cumming I was in fully control. It seems like the alcohol content had depressed my instinct to get overly excited and I was able to maintain an erection for a long time. She was having fun! I eventually came but not because I lost control but because I could tell she was getting worn out.

Part two answers your question. I drank and felt heavily buzzed, we started making out. I was sloppy. I didn’t have control over my hands and they didn’t do what I wanted them to do during foreplay. My kisses were not focused and all over the place. After eating her out and getting her to orgasm as said it was bedtime. She explained I was too drunk and she had no desire for intercourse. But I persisted and tried to get my way. Didn’t work out great at all and that’s the last time I tried to make love drunk.

MrTuxedo · Accepted Answer

Alright, this is gonna sound a bit stupid but it really happened. So, we were doing intense doggy-style on the bed, lots of movement, and she was so wet that my dick accidentally slipped out of her pussy, and so she fell on her chest, while me, who was holding her ass, fell on her.

Being a 6'7 dude, fairly muscular, I thought I crushed the poor 5'5 girl. Luckily she wasn't hurt or anything, but had to pause for a minute or two.

Other than that, nothing especially clumsy happened, other than, while she was sucking me in movie theater I accidentally came all over her jeans and crop top. She had to walk like that all the way through shopping mall and on the way home... kinda felt bad for doing it but she said she didn't mind.

rraaee · Accepted Answer

I was on the couch, leaning over the back, having a great time. I dropped my head and smacked it on the corner of a built in cupboard/shelf thing so hard but just carried on like nothing happened. Had an awful headache for the rest of the day and kept falling asleep on the couch until I had to go home.
Just after sex, I have lay my head on his wrist wrap things we use and got my hair stuck in the velcro too many times to count. I'm pretty clumsy but luckily my boyfriend usually stops me from hurting myself😂

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

There's a few..
I forgot which one of us did it but a candy fell into the other person's mouth and simultaneously swallowed it during kissing.

Few times his cum shot onto his face while I was giving him hj/bj.

Worst one was when his skin got caught in my braces and he bled. Never seen someone turn pale so fast 🙈

KitKnickKat · Answer

Lol! Oh my, that’s a little funny I’m sure looking back on it now.
We’ve had a few awkward moments during sex, but I think the worst one yet was during foreplay. I was teasing my man and talking all sexy but when I did, I slurred my words so much and started speaking gibberish while still trying to look sexy. It happened once, I tried to brush it off, then it happened 3 more times and then we both laughed so hard together. I just said “forget it” and he said “just suck my cock already woman”😂😂

Vedika08 · Answer

After my marriage I and my husband have been to my home for a couple of days. We were doing it and were about to climax and my mom called me out loudly for some help. As a reflex I reciprocated to her that am coming but I got the tone all wrong, and I am not surprised if she didn't realize on what I was upto.

loves2learn · Answer

Yup. Lol fell off the bed and spilled an entire glass of water on the bed. Lol

Lliam · Answer

One time I was hammering a woman in missionary position. I accidentally came out and when I thrust I poked her in the ass. Did she ever jump. LOL

VanityFair748 · Answer

We were having sex in cowgirl position on boyfriend's mom's bed and suddenly it broke and in one second we were lying in remains of that bed. Somehow we fixed it in a way, that when she sat on her bed, it broke again and she thought it was old and that she totally broke it. boyfriend's dad fixed it, but we broke it second time too in the same position 🤦‍♀️

Tamera952 · Answer

Ummm, ... gonna say everytime

Ericalovescats · Answer

I was masturbating on my back and I almost fell off my bed lol

PeacefulRainDrop · Answer

We were in the tub about to do it sitting up so I used my arms to lift me up and got one leg over his my arm on one side slipped and I accidentally kicked him in the nuts.. I felt absolutely horrible!!! I didn't mean too he wasn't in the mood after that but he said dont worry about it hed had a lot worse

Jjpayne · Answer

I'd say for me, maybe why I do have a little clothing fetish is because when I was a kid I was not attracted to girls at first, I could not get excited. So I kept looking at girls pictures, wondering why my friend was getting excited but not me, until one day my puberty caught up and found me 😊 but I was starting to get nervous for a while there 😂

blkgold33 · Answer

Well I was fucking this girl in her car in the middle of it she hit her head I we where dying laughing

Hans222 · Answer

Too little experience to answer but imagine you standing up after and saying "uh... John, it's not you?" 🤢🤔☹

Jaximus-Lion · Answer

You should be friends with my wife, she is clumsy in everything. She injured my little buddy because she wanted to do revers cowgirl while doing the front cowgirl and decided to turn standing up and her foot smashed my little boy and we called it of for the day lol.
That did hurt and almost left a mark. We have few more stories but soon you will hear few more.

Purplemonkey242 · Answer

😂😂 girl! I fell off the bed, I bent his dick cause he was too big ( felt so bad) I squirted and ruined his shirt, got caught by parents, I ran into a wall 😂😂 im a big ass mess

BhaniLovesMusic · Answer

So it was during our first phase of love, the 2nd time of our sex session, my boyfriend and I had decide to eat each other out. While I tried to give him a BJ, he cum instantly, he was too excited I guess, it was funny, the way his body wiggle while Cumming.

BeenThereLovedIt · Answer

One time with an ex, we were getting into it in the living room, changing positions and furniture in a chaotic fuck session, and I guess I zigged and she zagged, and I accidentally elbowed her in the face and knocked out her front tooth. We still finished first, then went to the dentist :O

Lemia · Answer

I wouldn't call it a sex story but I woke up horny when staying at one of my ex's house, still half asleep i randonly syarted teasing her breasts.

girlzruleboyzdrool · Answer

I was on my honeymoon and was new to sex as besides what an ex did to me (not by choice) I was a virgin. .. so never blew a big load before as I was waiting til marriage
Anyway, I was on top and blew... and I said to my husband "I think I just peed on you!"
And he was like "what!!!"
Then we realized I just blew a load haha so I didn't fall but it was super embarassing

Dargil · Answer

First time Blues.
We had been intimate (mutual oral) for a long time and from time to time I had taken a few unsuccessful trial pokes at her V along the way. But she was very physically a virgin and I was, in effect, getting this sign.

#Storytime Share a time when you were clumsy during sex or masturbation?

But I had a "strategery", as GW Bush once said. Our menu had included lots of fingering but I had limited it to one. But I began going to two when she was wet and highly aroused, intending to "free her up". I would notice flecks of blood on my fingers when I got home at night.
Finally a situation afforded itself, where I could try again. Her period was imminent (she was already into PMS) and we were playing Vatican Roulette (the rhythm method). I kind of moved myself into position and asked: "What do you think?" She said OK and I was excited as heck, thinking this was it.
I started poking around, but I just couldn't find home, partly because she was very lippy. Every time the tip touched her, orgasm was that much closer. On my last try, I was deflected off into her thigh crease and "downloaded" instantly. DAMN!
So my first time was a complete and utter FAIL. The next time (her next approaching period), I found home and while it still pinched a little, it went without drama and just a few flecks of red.

Xavier16 · Answer

One time I was fuckin my ex and the condom broke while fucking her. I didn't mind to check and I cummed in her a lik bit before pulling out. Luckily she didn't get pregnant lmao

Purplemonkey24 · Answer

When I knocked my glasses off the stand, almost fell off the bed, passed out lol

#Storytime Share a time when you were clumsy during sex or masturbation?

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