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When did your parents find out you masturbate/have sex? Is my mom in denial?

For starters, I hate lying... unless its to my mom about the sexual things i’ve done 🤣 ***Everytime someone tells her something sexual about me, she says MY DAUGHTER WOULD NEVER! Her coworkers kids got pregnant as teens and they told her i’d be next. That was the start of my mom saying MY DAUGHTER WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING SHE HAS NO BUSINESS DOING. Those were the honest years lol.***
Other times she said her infamous line—
#1 My grandma told my mom that my cherry got popped like a week after it got popped. I denied. My mom told her dont ever use such language around her purehearted daughter
#2 My moms boyfriend told my mom that i was the one who bought a bunch of porn on her cable bill. I denied. And he got blamed for the movies. He also told her he caught me fckin in the woods and my mom got on his ass 🤣
#3 My sis told my mom I had guys in my room. I told her we were all chillin on the porch but they busted in for a popsicle. Which they technically did. But then one of their popsicles melted on my bed 😏
#4 My cousins caught me fckin on the side of the road. I denied. My mom said those haters can't handle the fact that she raised a good girl unlike their fast-ass daughters.
#5 My mom caught my panties intertwined with my exes when she did our laundry. I told her we didn't have sex. Which we didn't lol. But i think she didn't believe me 🤣 She thinks i lost my virginity at age 22, during the one time i didn't do nun 🤷‍♀️
***Dont get me wrong, i tried to tell my mom about stuff i did but she gets all snappy and goes YOUD NEVER DO NUN RIGHT? RIGHT... So its better to lie to her. Maybe thats where i got it from in which sometimes i rather be lied to. Like a lot of parents here in the countryside i live in, they just can't handle a child disappointing them. And they dont give af if you’re 21+. They will still spank that ass. So im takin this shxt to the grave*** #TheTruthHurts #FeelFreeToList #Storytime #ItsGoinDown #TheVirginDiaries
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My fam doesn't believe in oral nor masturbation. Thats part of why it took me so long to be into oral (age 23) and thats also part of why i masturbated for 3 months like crazy when I first started and then quit for like forever. But it was weird cause my mom asked me yesterday why i still close my door at night if im single 🤣 lol she prob heard me havin phone sex back then 😂 i be moaning load. Thats better revenge then none 😈
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  • That's a weird complicated one. It sounds like your mom needs a serious sit down convo and and needs to hear that she's in some serious denial, and how she makes matter worse (not only by holding those unattainable views of her ore daughter) but by voicing them out loud makes it difficult for you to be honest or share with her.
    No matter what you do, your still her daughter, flaws, popsicles, and all! Plus it seems like you were trying to get caught or rock her world in some way.

    • I was def tryna get caught as revenge

  • My mom only found out because I skipped my menstrual for 3-4 months. So everyone thought I was pregnant. My mom asked if there was "any way" I could be. Couldn't really lie at that point cuz if I was pregnant the proof was gonna be there. Thank God I wasn't and went on birth control the minute knew wasn't

    • My mom asked me at 22 if i wanted to get on BC before i start sex. Not my thang. I told her if i do anything then i wanna get pregnant. But do u think she in denial

    • From your stories? Uh heck yeah 🤣🤣

    • Thanks for mho

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  • My mother found out when I was a teen that I watched porn.. When we used to share the computer she would a rare occasions check the history, and find all kinds of stuff on there.. Funny thing is I was just lookin at it, not even wankin.. LOL.. She know I'mma guy, and I even talk about some things in front of her.. Mainly just funny dirty jokes.. I still got the V card though.. So there's nothin to say about that yet.. LOL.. She don't think I'm innocent though..

    • Also she is just in denial.. I'm pretty sure she probably suspect you, but don't wanna think that way about you.

    • Yea she know im an innocent angel who could never :)

    • Pulease.. She probably know yo mind are dirtier than period stained panties that ain't been washed in 10 years sittin in dookie..

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  • They haven't ever caught me masturbating but when I was in high school I used to get these pimples because of excessive masturbation and my parents somehow suspected that I w as doing something wrong 😁

    They even cut the internet for a month or two without giving any reason.

    I guess your mum's in denial. Afterall your the good daughter of her.

    • Yea i think she's in denial and wow masturbation gives pimples wow

    • Dunno about girls but guys sure get them.

    • Thanks @DizzyDesii

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  • Got a UTI at 12... I thought I was either dying, or pregnant! I had to fess up! Serves them right for “opting” me out of sex ed! I did get it the next year! Oh, and a great hand washing lesson from mom... for a crazy judgmental cow, she can be very understanding (every now and then)!

    • Damn at 12

    • Yeah, I mean it just sorta comes naturally knowing what part of your body feels nicer to touch? First time I came was at 11! All my friends had taken the aforementioned Sex-Ed class, and masturbation was part of it... later that day my bff was telling me in great detail how it works! Obviously the following year I took the class, and I just kinda rolled my eyes when they discussed the... importance of hand washing! Guess my bff left THAT part out! LOL 😝

  • When I was 16

  • I think when my mom found the back massager (my older sister had nerve problems in he back, the massager helped get any kinks out) under my pillow as a kid.

    • Lmao

  • Probably when I started taking hour-long showers. LOL
    I also started filling up the waste basket in my room with waded up Kleenex full of cum. I'm sure my mom knew what all that Kleenex was from.

    • Lmaooo

  • She’s definitely in denial and it’s somewhat concerning. Lol

    • Lmao ik it is 🤣

  • Your mom is in denial. . . big time.

    • Yea i kinda figured

  • To this day I'm their virgin daughter whose main hobbies are eating and sleeping. Take note I used to be in a 5yr relationship and lived near campus with my boyfriend's apartment just a block away. Not sure if they really believe me or just evading the idea lol

    • They in denial too lmao

    • Maybe this is the parents' version of believing in santa 😆😆

    • Lmao

  • I have no idea when or if my parents know I masturbated or had sex.

    • My mom dont even believe in masturbation so they def dont think i did that


  • My parents found out shortly after I turned eighteen. I had missed a period and I had morning sickness. I was pregnant.

    • Oh wow

  • Mine are very strange was a snow storm they wouldn't let my man stay the night.. then they said yes but not the same bed... I said where do you think im sleeping when I go to his place? Im not sleeping in a spare room or on a couch.. she's like I dont want to hear it

    • Oooo shit! 🤣 my mom said he couldnt stay in my bed when he visited. I convinced her. Too. She said ok long a sdopr stayed opened. We closed it when she went to bef lmao

    • Haha wow

    • I wish mine would budge I could get dad on my side mom would throw a fit wanting q devorse cause sge didn't raise her kids to be like me.. I actually was a good lier.. when I realized that mom would say ask dad.. dad would say ask mom.. so Id ask one then the other then tell them both the other one said yes.. Brandon caught on to what I did abd did the same.. Renee would stay by mom abd cry till she got her way

  • They have not yet :)

    You are a grown woman and you just have to tell her that and have an honest talk with her at some point

    • Yea when im like 65

    • It's only going to make it tougher to wait :(

  • Yes your mom in denial you are her little angel and will always be that

    • I mean she can be a bit of a bully. She once told me im too “slow” to do anything without her finding out. I had to bite my tongue cause i wanted to ruin her mf ego

    • At least you bite your tongue I know that feeling to well

  • I have no idea when they found out I masturbate. Probably the fact I was locked in a bathroom 2 times a day for over half an hour so...

    Same thing with sex. They first met my then-girlfriend when I was 16, so perhaps they could realize then?

    • Lol maybe

  • I'm in the same boat as you just not as far along, I'm so fucked later on, literally.

    • Lol yea cause you're still young

  • I was wondering well into my twenties. We were getting tested for and AIDS thing for church and when I went to get tested too, she looked at me weird lol. I was like "uhhh yeahhhh" 😂😂😂😂

    • I asked to get tested once and my mom told me no reason to since i never did nun i had no business doing :( had to live in fear from 2010 all the way until my first gyno visit in 2018 🤦‍♀️

  • I told her I tried having sex and I was worried.

    • Oh wow ehat she say

    • She was fine with it, I was 26, it wasn't like 16.

    • Do u think my moms in denial?

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  • My parents don’t know I masturbate, but they know I’ve had sex since I rubbed it in their face at 18. Not literally, that would be gross lol

    • My fam dont believe in masturbation nor oral. So they def dont know

    • Same with mine lol I pretty much shattered the sex illusion.

  • I don't think it's as much of a denial thing with your mom as much as it something she doesn't want to think about. She probably does know what you're doing, but she don't want to process the thought.

    I can't even remember when my parents found out or if they did. lol

    • Lmao maybe ut i really dont think she knows

  • My mom is still in denial. I'm a good girl in her head.

    • Lmao mine too 🤣 u see what i did above

    • Yea 😂😂.

  • I think she's just standing up for you and denying reality a bit.
    My parents did the same.
    I think my mom knew I was masturbating when I was about 16.
    I came home and found my Hustler magazine opened laying on the washing machine.
    She was fucking looking at it and forgot to put it back in my room. 😅

    • 😂😂😂

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