What's the most embarrassing thing someone has seen on your computer/phone?

[AmandaYVR]

This is a two part game.

If you're going to answer 'porn', can you make it any more interesting/specific, like what genre it was?
Can you think of anything not porn-related? Cause that's just so obvious, it's like low hanging fruit.
I'm giving the anonymous answer option this time, so go for it.This Smithers line is funny. I just thought of it again.


I was a bit embarrassed about this photo. I was browsing Google and saved this one to my computer, and it was still up once a few years ago, when my husband walked by. I started laughing. He didn't care. He was cool about it.

This file was called 'Random beach hunk' when I downloaded it. I think he deserves more than that.

Bonus points if you can think of a clever, funny file name for this, as a way to hide it in your photo library.
Red shorts size large? I don't know.

[TremorJay]

I once saved a screencap of a young lady twerking on Tik Tok... saying that out loud is embarrassing enough

All the embarrassing stuff can go in a file called 'Amazon Wishlist' - that's a nice prank for your SO if they find it

[AmandaYVR]

I love this so much. Both of them.

[bananathunder]

I had a picture of a meme that was a Craigslist post of a guy looking for a jack off buddy. He had a crystal that made him and his jack off buddy stronger or something... That was a weird one I had to explain to the girlfriend lol

[AmandaYVR]

Now this definitely warrants an MHO 👌

[bananathunder]

Lol thanks!

[boshcak]

One of the very first porn images I ever got hold of (this was round 1996) was a naked blond woman on all fours in front of the camera, looking over her shoulder. Her face was slightly blurred but her behind (crystal-clear shot of her completely exposed vulva-lips and her anus) completely filled the screen. My mom came into the room unexpectedly and saw this... I could just die! She saw it clearly and had no doubt about what she saw. She kind of laughed hysterically and ran out.

[jennifer_bloom]

When I was in University - I tried to hide the fact I was a member of this site cause I was super chaste and went to christian clubs all day and I did not want people to think I was somebody who liked to date or have sex before marriage. I blocked notifications but there could have been a few times where it was not blocked.

[Gagname]

Why would you think others would think that you were “somebody who liked to date or have sex before marriage“ just because you were on GaG?

[Gagname]

... and is there something wrong w dating?

[jennifer_bloom]

@Gagname well that type of thing appears on GAG a lot

[Gagname]

There’s 20+ other Topics besides Sexuality.. such as:. Entertainment, Fashion, Food, Shopping, Sports, Travel ... and Religion What’s so bad about someone thinking that you “liked to date”?

[jennifer_bloom]

@Gagname I don’t meaning dating with purpose but dating in a recreational way

[Gagname]

“Dating in a recreational way” has a purpose—getting to know someone better and enjoying time with them together.. I’m guessing by “dating with a purpose“ you mean something like “courting” (dating with the expressed purpose of getting married to a specific person). Note: what’s interesting is that for most adults that’s what dating is (although they don’t expressly state it)... they learn about relationships and what they like in a significant other, although they haven’t declared that they are “courting” someone. Seems like a lot of work—worrying about appearances: being concerned that someone else might think what you’re doing is wrong.

[jennifer_bloom]

@Gagname that is not always true - while many want marriage they are willing to cycle through unsuccessful relationships liberally to get there while I’m not willing to entertain even one sexual relationship outside marriage. Because I don’t believe defaulted relationships should be accepted as a normative reality for those pursuing their best prospects in the dating scene.

[Gagname]

Not sure what you mean by “ I don’t believe defaulted relationships should be accepted as a normative reality”... there has to be more straightforward way of saying whatever that is.

[Lliam]

Sorry, the only thing that comes up for me is porn.
I can think of two things involving my wife.
When she comes home from work, she often wants me to plug my laptop into the TV to watch this or that.
I did that once and turned on the TV without paying attention to what was already pulled up on my laptop. To my horror, it was a porn site with graphic thumb nails of clips of various videos. The damn thing wouldn't close immediately when I tried to switch folders.
The other time was similar, but that time I had been writing some stupid porn story. The text came up and she asked "What's that?" I lied and said I was reading something that someone had posted.
I have no other embarrassing incidents to report.

[AmandaYVR]

Lolol. You definitely get a participation ribbon. The way you tell stories, write everything, is so well crafted, I am not bored. So does she/did she not know about either of those two hobbies? Or just not the latter? I haven't been busted in a similar way. Almost, but not quite. This new apartment is the least conducive to any privacy whatsoever though. Boo. But we have always tried to give each other some space for such things. Don't ask, don't tell, just like the military. (Really not easy in very small homes.) I almost feel like I should have a little cat bell around my neck if/when I come up the stairs. It's the only polite thing to do. Mostly, if I want a snack or forgot something, I just go hungry. Hee hee. Those lube bottles aren't going down to empty on their own, are they.)

[Lliam]

Cat bell. Lube bottles. ROFL I keep my "hobbies" to myself. What I do while she is at work is my business. She's not a prude, but I don't think she wants to know. It's not what she's into. In addition, she knows I go on GAG but really doesn't know what it is. I've shared some funny stuff from GAG with her, but she has no idea what really goes on. LOL

[AmandaYVR]

Yes, best leave that stone unturned. I yammer too much sometimes. It's a sickness when I'm hyper. I think I'm more... expressive, like you. Must get some tape for my mouth. Although the other night we were going for a walk, hadn't talked all day (we both often have headphones on and his work is intense), and he asked, "So, what's the weirdest thing you read on gag today?" I couldn't think of anything to say. Whew.

[Lliam]

Some things are best left unsaid. LOL

[RickPen]

I had a folder of normal pictures, but intentionally put one of a rectal prolapse in there just in case people got onto my computer to see things. That was the only picture I ever kept on it.

A roommate eventually found it and came to me saying they almost threw up, asking what was wrong with me. I told them to stop looking on my computer. They did.

[matchrestore]

[TJFreshman22]

So in my first relationship during university I hadn't turned lock on my phone yet and was seeing my first girlfriend at the time. My friend and his girlfriend got hammered drunk one night a few months prior and sent me "Lord of the Cock Rings" on facebook as a joke. Then I sent them a Pokemon Porn Parody back at them a few weeks later for some laughs. Eventually every couple months or so one of us would send a random hilarious one to the group chat with some other friends on the campus.

Fast forward, I had kind of gotten normalized to this and had scene clips from about 8 or 9 different funny parody videos from people by this point (best one was a fast and the furious one that was just comical).

So my girlfriend was flipping through my phone checking out old photos and stuff on my gallery and old snapchat videos in the living room that were saved, and she comes across some good old fashion Wookie Porn had forgotten to delete from the saved section in my gallery. I'm in the other room and started hearing laughter and shrieking as Chewbacca went ham on princess leia during the death star rescue. That was a difficult one to explain away let me tell you but she was pretty cool once she new which of my friends had sent it. I told my friend who sent it to me and he and his girl lost their minds laughing.

If anyone has any links I can send them back drop em down below.

[ArrowheadSW]

The only time I was in a position like that was when I had to call support for some issues with a computer. The person on the phone had to log into my system, with my permission, and look at my screen. He had me open the documents for some reason, and when I did there were some thumbnail photos that showed up. One was of a woman that I knew who was in a skimpy bikini on the edge of a pool. Not that big of a deal, and I clicked on it to enlarge it and I said, "She is a friend of mine"... The support guy laughed... LOL

I remember thinking that it would have been embarrassing if it was something more revealing, or porn... LOL

[AmandaYVR]

Lolol. Yeah he must see that type of stuff all the time.

[ArrowheadSW]

Probably so. Especially if a person's computer goes down and they have no way of deleting stuff before they turn it in for repair... LOL

[AmandaYVR]

Yep. I wonder how many guys make copies, for later. I shudder to think. Not in remote desktop'ing though. God that would be creepy. They'd have to be very stealth. I was thinking about dirty repair shops where they keep it for a week. Eww. Well, maybe porn is porn is porn after a while. (Or maybe they prioritize the 'homemade' stuff. More... collectible.)

[ArrowheadSW]

Well for couples who have their own videos or whatever, it would be wise for them to not even have them on the computer. An external drive would be more in order. Yeah imagine turning your computer in to a shop with THAT stuff on it! I think I'd not turn in the computer and get a new one... LOL

[ImSparkly]

My Amazon cart a few years ago while I was in class. I forgot I had some unique things in there.

"Tropical beach background. jpg"

[AmandaYVR]

Those were good, thanks!

[Tamera952]

My extensive and expansive dick pic collection.

[Listenhear]

A naked video lol

it was just a little sexy few minutes of myself and it was a big awkward however still friends now

[AndyOh]

My naked boner to my housemate... oops!
Probably should not have seen that.

[Jjpayne]

I'd say sexier or girl themed pictures I've used for girls ask guys posts 😂

[Dongtai]

I had some nudes saved to a jump drive. If I like a woman enough and she sends me sexual pictures I’ll archive them to save them for later admiration and I also don’t like having things like that on my phone. Mind you these are “my” pictures and I don’t want anyone to potentially see nudes of girls I’m seeing. In my head this was a smart way to keep the pictures private.

Unfortunately this was a jumpdrive that I also stupidly used to save assignments and college related things on. I thought having the photos in a separate folder would keep me from mixing them up and only I knew the pictures were on the jumpdrive.

Somehow, in the middle of class during presentations, I accidentally opened a nude file. Full screen you could see a woman laying on her bed in her panties posing her ass for her phone. I tried to close it immediately but for some reason, THE ONE TIME, the computer decides to crash and freeze the screen. It was about 20 seconds of my quietly freaking out, trying to figure out how to get the picture off the screen before everyone caught on.

I kept looking around to see if anyone saw it but only the guy presenting up front caught on. Everyone else was either paying attention to the presentation or staring at their phones. It finally hit my head to just shutdown the computer. To my knowledge only he saw it and he’s never brought it up or spoken to me about it.

But yeah. This is hands down the most embarrassing/terrifying computer/phone related moment in my life. At most I thought I’d get expelled or at least lose computer privileges if the teacher saw it. At least I thought I’d get labeled a pervert or a creep.

I leave my nudes on a separate jumpdrive at home now and I never take it from the house.

[AmandaYVR]

Wow, you really did dodge a bullet there. That would have been a very difficult thing to live down. Thank god people are bored and technology-addicted, eh. Yeah, lesson learned. Separate!

[Dongtai]

Yeah it would’ve taken a while to rebound from that one

[Lynx122]

I'm not aware of anyone seeing anything embarassing on my stuff.

[Jaximus-Lion]

On my pc, my cousin was staying at our house for the summer, me and the wife have a folder that says (x-tra) and we have our home made deeds collection so he saw somethings and I figured it out because he was super awkward and quite. Now he knows not to snoop around. On phone problems there, i have a lots of porn gifs and the family, the wife knows and no one minds it. My cousin's mentality is not the same though 😂

[AmandaYVR]

Ha ha. Do you mean he’s different, or he’s scarred for life?

[Jaximus-Lion]

Definitely scarred 🤣

[Freddy78361]

My wife saw some porn on my machine/screen about 25 years ago.
But porn is porn. It was a redhead performing oral sex on a man.

[just_a_potato]

My older cousin gave me access to his steam a few years ago, and I almost immediately bought 'huniepop'. Guess how thrilled he was when he found out his 13 year old cousin was playing a porn game that she bought with his money?

[Mikelaughs]

Lol, that's funny! What did he say about it?

[just_a_potato]

He was pissed and went on about how he didn't give me that privilege to waste his money on fap material or something like that. He changed his password and demanded I logged out. I bet he kept the game though if we're being honest😏

[Dargil]

That's like a cameltoe. It is what it is,

[KingdomForAKiss]

I can't really think of anything that someone has found. I'm the only one who uses my phone and computer.
My sister saw my GaG app and she rolled her eyes.

[AmandaYVR]

Well your sister spends some of her time with Flula Borg so she has her own skeletons and questionable judgement too 🤐

[KingdomForAKiss]

🤣🤣🤣 She would not be offended by that in the least! And yeah. She is into some weird stuff!

[dracodragon]

The most embarrassing, was probably when I used my wife as my desktop background and on the photo, I had written at the bottom, "Hollie is a hottie." when we started dating. My friend was over and needed to print something off, and as soon as he turned my computer off of standby mode. It wasn't the fact that it was her picture that was weird, it was because I called her a hottie that was embarrassing.

[AmandaYVR]

Yep that's definitely awkward!

[dracodragon]

My wife knew, he just didn't. I asked for a background photo. lol