Got Any Good Yo Daddy Jokes?

Brainsbeforebeauty Editor

We did yo momma jokes
Who got the best "Yo' Momma" Joke?
So, now it's Yo Daddy's turn (that's what she said 🤣🤣)

Yo daddy is so stupid that he thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

Yo daddy is so stupid that he thought Grape Nuts was an STD.

Yo daddy is so stupid that he put a phone up her a** and thought he was making a booty call.

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humanearth Master
+1 y
Yo pa is so stupid he looked in the mirror and said someones in the house.

Yo' daddy is so old that when he sneezes he sneezes dust

Yo dad is dumb that got fired from his job at the bank today. An old lady asked him to check her balance, so he pushed her over.

Yo daddy is so dumb that he thinks that if you eat WAY too much alphabet soup, that'll you end up having a massive vowel movement.
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- humanearth
  +1 y
  Yo daddy is so ugly. That when he said mirror on the wall. The mirror said I'm out of here bitch
- humanearth
  +1 y
  Yo dad so dumb that he use a ice skate to cut the cheese
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  🤣🤣🤣🤣
  Yo Daddy So Famous He Got His Open Reality Show:
  https://images.app.goo.gl/X6R8HYnnjUs3QZza7
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  *own
- humanearth
  +1 y
  Yo daddy so broke that he begs from the homeless Yo daddy is so fat that sea world thought that was a new specie of whale
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  🤣🤣 okay used on other threads but it's funny Yo daddy is so UGLY iThouqht he was yo mmamaaa !🤣🤣
- humanearth
  +1 y
  Yo daddy looks better in a bikini then yo mamma
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  🤣🤣🤣 Yo Daddy ass so hairy it look like yo momma in a wig 🤣🤣🤣
- humanearth
  +1 y
  How did you know? Did you peek?
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  Omg lmao you just made me choke on a peanut rofl
- humanearth
  +1 y
  Well you may not choke if you just stop rolling on the floor
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  Hahahaha lol
Jaximus-Lion Guru
+1 y
Yo daddy is so stupid that he thought Grape Nuts was an STD.

Yo daddy is so fat that he has been declared a natural habitat for condors.😂😂😂🙌
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  🤣🤣🤣Yo daddy is so fat he has a homeless family living under him

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zeitgeist057 Guru
+1 y
Your daddy's so fat... he's a serious risk for type two diabetes and your mother no longer finds him sexually attractive.
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Jjpayne Editor
+1 y
Your daddy's so old he thinks that radiohead is electrical part 😂 or that Taylor Swift means that is Taylor is Swift 😂
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  😅😅😅
- JackSmy
  +1 y
  JJ, AUUUGH!! Your Daddy is so old that he thinks that "Taylor Swift" is a One-hour custom suit maker!!!
Agape93 Master
+1 y
Yo daddy’s so ugly, his hand turns him down
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  🤣🤣🤣 that's a good one lmao 🙂
- Agape93
  +1 y
  Yo daddy is so stupid, he peels M&Ms to make chocolate chip cookies
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  🤣🤣🤣 oh yeah well Yo daddy is so stupid that he spent twenty minutes lookin’ at an orange juice box because it said “concentrate”.🤣
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- Agape93
  +1 y
  Lmao
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  Yo daddy is so UGLY iThouqht he was yo mmamaaa !🤣🤣 love this one ♥️🤣
taeh_ie2 Xper 7
+1 y
Dad: Did you know when ever I’m sad I read my blood donor ID?

Why?

Dad: Because it always say’s B positive.
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TCredo Yoda
+1 y
I've got nothing but thanks for the chuckles :)
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  🙂🙂😁
- TCredo
  +1 y
  lol... in hindsight I should have said... This Yo Daddy is so uncool he got no Yo Daddy jokes :) But... I do think I am pretty cool... and you've seen my bad ass style so you know lol :)
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  Yo bad ass daddy Yo😎
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- TCredo
  +1 y
  Yes! B. A. D!!! Bad Ass Daddy! lol
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  Okay cuz know you can take a joke: Yo Daddy so ugly he had a mohawk 🤣🤣🤣 jk it looks awesome 🙂
- TCredo
  +1 y
  lol... you are too funny Toots and yes I can take more than a joke so you never have to worry there :)
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  Well in that case... Yo Daddy ass so hairy I thought it was Yo momma wearing a wig 🤣🤣🤣
- TCredo
  +1 y
  lol... too funny... this yo daddy is no hairy down there-e which is likely way too much tmi so I hope you are not reading this while having breaky :)
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  No while I'm mowing grass 😅 guess you "mowed" yours already 🤣🤣 or maybe another mohawk🤔🤣🤣
- TCredo
  +1 y
  lol... too funny... and made me think of this lol :)
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  Is that You Daddy🤔🤣🤣 sorry had to this is post bout to daddy jokes 😇😈 lol
- TCredo
  +1 y
  lol... thankfully that is not this Daddy ha :)
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  That's good lol
dublin_sexyeyes0 Xper 7
+1 y
Your daddy is so fat he puts his trouser belt on with a boomerang
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  🤣🤣 Yo daddy is so fat that when he wears a yellow rain coat all u hear is TAXI !
- dublin_sexyeyes0
  +1 y
  Hahaha... your daddy is so ugly even the tide wouldn't take him out
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  🤣🤣🤣 oh yeah... Well... Yo daddy is so UGLY iThouqht he was yo mmamaaa !🤣🤣
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- dublin_sexyeyes0
  +1 y
  😂😂 your daddys so fat no matter where you are in the house you're still sitting beside him 😂😂
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  🤣🤣🤣 Yo daddy is so fat that when he sits on my face I can’t hear the stereo
- dublin_sexyeyes0
  +1 y
  😂😂 your daddys so fat he can't jump to a conclusion 😂😂
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  🤣🤣Yo daddy is so fat that he was cut from the cast of E. T. because he caused an eclipse when he rode the bike across the moon.🤣🤣
- dublin_sexyeyes0
  +1 y
  😂😂 your daddys so dirty when jumps into the bath the water jumps out 😂😂
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  🤣🤣🤣 funny Yo daddy is so nasty that I when I talked to him on the phone, he gave me an ear infection 🤣
- dublin_sexyeyes0
  +1 y
  😂😂😂😂 your daddys so fat when he jumped for joy he got stuck 😂😂
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  🤣🤣🤣 Yo daddy is so hairy that he has afros on his nipples !! Hahahaha Thanks for all the laughs, rather than all the damn hate posts on here 🙂🙂
- dublin_sexyeyes0
  +1 y
  My pleasure sweetie 🥰. I enjoyed yours too. here's one more... you're daddys so fat smaller fat people orbit him 😂😂
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  🙂🙂 one more back at yah 😉 Yo daddy is so UGLY THAT HE SCARED 3 BLIND PEOPLE 😁🤣
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  Sorry, think I'm addicted,... TO YO DADDY 🤣🤣🤣🤣
- dublin_sexyeyes0
  +1 y
  Lol that was a good one 😂😂
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  That was a"brains original"😁🤣
- dublin_sexyeyes0
  +1 y
  😂😂😂😂
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  🙂 takes a bow 🙂
- dublin_sexyeyes0
  +1 y
  Encore lol
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  Yo Daddy so famous he's got his own reality show:
  https://images.app.goo.gl/spRGZTfzWg2Q2NGE9
- dublin_sexyeyes0
  +1 y
  Haha 😂😂😂
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  Or: Yo Daddy's ass so hairy it looks like Yo momma in a wig 🤣🤣🤣(nother original)
- dublin_sexyeyes0
  +1 y
  😂😂😂 your daddys so fat his shadow weighs 10stone 😂😂
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  Yo daddy is so stupid he went to the post office and ask for food stamps ! Okay lol think Yo daddy wore me out 🤣🤣🤣
- dublin_sexyeyes0
  +1 y
  Haha... try knock knock jokes so lol
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  You want jokes lol don't know if you saw any of my joke takes lol some are pretty funny lol
- dublin_sexyeyes0
  +1 y
  They made me laugh
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  Thanks 🙂
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  Sorry didn't select mho in time so computer did.. Cuz you should of got mho
Aakash_Hangargi Guru
+1 y
You had lot of momma jokes, but only few daddy jokes this is inequality 😂🤣
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  Haha look again... I've been going back and forth with a few threads but okay just for you: Yo daddy is so stupid that when the computer said “Press any key to continue”, he couldn’t find the ‘Any’ key. Your daddy is so stupid , he married your momma 🤣🤣🤣
COMMODOREII Master
+1 y
Ok? 😂😂😂
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  What no jokes?🤪🤣
- COMMODOREII
  +1 y
  Im not a daddy yet. 😄 at least not that i know of. 😗 but i can come up with some. Lol
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  It's yo daddy jokes lol not I daddy 😂😂
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- COMMODOREII
  +1 y
  Yo daddy so stupid he stared at an orange juice bottle for 20 minutes because it said “concentrate.” Yo Daddy so dumb he went to court and the judge said, "Order in the court" and he said, "Can I get a double cheeseburger, fries and a coke? Yo daddy is so stupid that when your mom said it was chilly outside, he ran out the door with a spoon. Yo daddy is so stupid that when he saw the “Under 17 not admitted” sign at a movie theatre, he went home and got 16 friends. Yo daddy is so stupid that he took the Pepsi challenge and chose Dr. Pepper. Yo daddy is so stupid that when he read on his job application to not write below the dotted line he put “OK”. Yo daddy is so stupid that he asked me what yield meant, I said “Slow down” and he said “What… does…. yield… mean?” Yo daddy is so stupid that he stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  Lol 😁😁
simplelikeme Xper 7
+1 y
Lol oh shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  🤣🤣 no jokes? Well, Yo daddy is so stupid that he thought he needed a token to get on Soul Train
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  🤣🤣
- simplelikeme
  +1 y
  Lol 🤣🤣🤣
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  Yo Daddy says hi... He just left 🤣🤣🤣🤣
- simplelikeme
  +1 y
  Lol... that's messed up hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  🤣🤣🤣🤣 Yo daddy messed up... Or is it mussed up 🤔🤣🤣🤣🤣
- simplelikeme
  +1 y
  It's funny
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  Heehee heehee
- simplelikeme
  +1 y
  Happy Fourth of July :-)
msc545 Master
+1 y
None, sorry
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  Spoilsport😝 lol jk🤗🙂
- msc545
  +1 y
  What can I say? I will make it up to you!
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  You're good 🤗🤗
Pulseofsulfur Xper 7
+1 y
Yo daddy so hairy that bigfoot thought yo daddy was his cousin
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  Hahaha Yo daddy is so hairy that he has afros on his nipples !!
- Pulseofsulfur
  +1 y
  Yo daddy so dumb that he thought Foo Fighters was a Asian rock band
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  🤣🤣🤣
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- Pulseofsulfur
  +1 y
  Finally I got you lol
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  No... I was busy getting Yo Daddy 🤣🤣🤣
- Pulseofsulfur
  +1 y
  FML I shouldn't have said anything damn it
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  🤣🤣🤣 Yo Daddy so dumb, when I asked "Is it in" he said yes... And if I had been talking about my belly button, well wouldn't be calling Yo Daddy dumb 🤣🤣🤣
- Pulseofsulfur
  +1 y
  Yo daddy so dumb that he thought that Slipknot was a condom brand
B-wing Xper 2
+1 y
Very absurd warmer stuff sounds funny
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  Lol check my joke takes out then lmao did a lot of those lol
- B-wing
  +1 y
  i love more straightforward logic jokes
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  Okay 🙂