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  • I've lost count there, I broke a headboard, bedframe, my shoulder, first time on a water bed knocked myself out, when I was tied up one time I got nervous and jerked at the handcuffs, broke the leg off the sofa, and broke my girlfriend's nose.

    So then I'm wandering through her parent's house naked, handcuffed, looking for plastic baggies, ice, and a dishtowel when her little sister comes out. Oh, don't worry little girl, I just need some ice and a rag because I knocked your sister out... on accident! I learned from these things and welded myself a wrought iron headboard and always keep track of where my pants are. I lose count of the other ones, although thinking on it, I do very much miss the days when you could pay for a motel with cash and no ID.

    • 🤣 thats funny

    • Oh, in retrospect it's hilarious, and taught me to avoid sex on foutons, best of intentions... At the time, well, each time, I thought I would die of mortification, and my wife wasn't strong enough to pull my shoulder back into socket so I had to call a friend, fell back out, turned out that was the last straw for some bad ligaments to outright tear lol, made for a good story at the hospital and in physical therapy after the surgery.

  • Broken like what... a bone or furniture?

    • 😂😂😂

    • Broken a few records

    • Wtf😂

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  • A kitchen table, which we decided to use when the bed was covered with stuff. If you're going to try the same make sure that 1. the table can support your weight and 2. the table is *clear*. I was still hearing "fork you" jokes for months afterwards.

  • I never broke anything like an "appendage" but I did have a slat fall out of the bed and the mattress crashed to the floor. Instant mood-killer but it was rather hysterical.

    • That's funny

  • Chair, side table, changing room curtain.

    • Chair unbelievable

    • how did u do that?

    • @Caynen oh it was one of those old spindly dining table chairs. He was sat on it and I was riding in him and then... oops... guess it was not made for 2 people...

  • I was subletting an apartment room 2 summers back. The bed was sketchy and had a black metal frame with wooden boards underlying the base of the thin mattress. I was fucking her cowgirl style and thrusting up from underneath and got kind of carried away getting closer with her. I had me ankles weight bearing on each individual hard thrust and on one of them, my left ankle snapped the board and sunk down with the mattress in that part a lot. We both kind of laughed for a second then I grabbed up around her chin and cheeks and tilted her head back towards me and kept going. It got a really off after that. Was probably time to get a new bed frame anyway.

  • Several beds!

  • Yes, My willpower and emotional stability

    • I understand

  • I nearly broke my dick about 2 months ago! No joke, different position and going harder than I ever have, and it slipped out. It even made a popping sound!!! We were both done for the day! Ouch!
    But other than that, I have broken the support to the bed, The headboard knocked a hole in the wall once, that's about all I can remember.

  • Not had sex yet but that does sound fun to have that happen. I'd probably have a big smile on my face if we did

  • A bed and a lamp.

  • The bed lmao

    • Good

  • 4 beds so far

    • Wow awesome You are awesome

    • Thanks 💕

    • It's a pleasure for me No need of thanks

  • Giving oral. Legs flopping around. knocked the lamp off the side table.

  • A bed for one.

  • A bed. Twice.
    It happened with two different women.
    They were wooden frame double beds, which were held together with cast iron brackets on each corner.
    While I was pounding the women the cast iron brackets broke. The head end of the beds slammed to the floor and the bed heads landed on top of us. It happened exactly the same both times.
    Both women thought that it was hilarious and they looked forward to telling their friends about how they had broken a bed.

  • No but I've been single for a while so a severely sprained wrist has been the closest I've come to a break! That's a joke by the way! lol

    • Lol I got the joke 😂

  • the bed

  • once a kitchen table, barely missed a stroke though

  • beds walls.. chairs, car seats.. yeah i have broken a lot.

    • Lmao

  • The chair... Kamala Strauss beginner LOL

    • Kama Sutra* Auto correct is crazy!

  • Innumerable Condoms 😂😂😂

    • I understand 🤣

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