Does a guys surname give any indication on how big his penis is?

We know that average penis size varies from country to country so it stands to reason that if someone has say a German surname he's likely to be larger than one with a French surname. In my country there isn't a huge number of foreign names, mostly just lots of Jones so I can't really tell. But somewhere like America which is historically populated entirely by immigrants surely surname must give a good indication of penis size.
Does a guys surname give any indication on how big his penis is?
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I'm assuming the hostility towards the map has something to do with America being smaller than average.
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  • Fantastic Question. Yes, I do believe your ethinicty has a tremendous impact on what is likely to be your size (+/- half an inch usually would cover 90% of that ethnicity relative to their average. However I find it hilarious when I overhear girls/friends eyeballing and talking about the penis size of the last guy they hooked up with to their friends all claiming every white dude she's ever been with was between 7-9inches. Most girls are notoriously bad at eyeballing penis size. Unless you have a ruler there is a good chance girls will tend to underestimate how big an actual inch is and add likely and extra couple inches most times.

    I had a nigerian roommate, and he had some of his African international sutdent buddies over often. We all got plastered at a club one night and when we got back to the apartment one of them wanted to see who had the biggest penis (none of us were gay - just more of a status thing amongst the group I guess). I thought fuck it, mize well join in. My nigerian roommate regulalry had girls tell him his dick was so big that they had never taken 8-9 inches before, blah blah blah. He was also laughing because of how true that stereotype is and how accurate it is because after taking out a ruler he is only 7.2inches. Even his other African roommates were impressed as they were all (was 5 of us total) between 6-6.7inches themselves. I am above 6.4inches but have often been asked if I was 7-7.5inches. I never contradict the girls and don't lie either, but I do give them a wink and find it kind of hilarious.

    I'm sure guys would be equally as bad at guessing a girls cup size if they didn't have a bra on either. I'm sure a lot would likely over or underestimate because most have no idea what measurement "a cup" actually is. Some would think a fist, some would think a palm, it'd be all over the place unless you actually told us or we saw the tag. Some guys with lot more experience would likely have better more accurate guesses though. I may tend to guess 34D when really it's 36C but I'd still be off a bit in that case. Or 32C vs 34B I wouldn't be able to eyeball the difference at all unless you tell me.

    But I know from the gym locker room for a fact out of my peripheral vision for many many years along with every guy, we have all seen hundreds of dicks in our time on the old dudes who shower naked then you turn the corner and bam, old man balls burning an image into your eyes. Not a fun time as a kid. And the vast majority of white dudes are between 5-6inches. Overwhelmingly I have never seen more than 3 dicks in my life on any white guys that were above 6.5inches myself. Also I have not seen many black dudes in the locker room either as most of my neighbors in town are also white. But the few black guys I do know all seemed to think 7.2inches was pretty big for a Nigerian Male in his Young 20's. So that should tell you girls something about overestimating any dudes dick thinking 7-9inches is common. Its extremely not. The biggest one in the world according to Guiness Records is 13.5inches. The fact that so many of you are running around all thinking you took a 7incher, or an 8 incher, or a 9incher on your last shag is no offense, but quite comical. Take out a ruler and stick 9 inches in yourself and see how ridiculous that seems. Then you can eyeball that being longer than your arm.

    That's about as likely as a girl having a 38DDD bra size. I'm sure a few of them out there do, but the vast majority do not. And 34B-36C looks fantastic and is the perfect size, exactly as they were meant for anyway. Even most of the Victoria Secret Models are no bigger than a 34B cup so that should tell you all you need to know about what guys actually care about. The size really doesn't matter so much as the quality. I assume the same with penis size is true. As long as it's great quality you're going to have a fantastic time with your partner.

    https://www.worlddata.info/average-penissize.php

    • Christ man, and I thought my response was a lot...

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  • Only if it's something like Bigun, Shaft, "may cause prolapse" or the like. For better or worse most last names come from profession, or town unless your ancestors were immigrants, royalty, or never married a guy with a "local" last name. By and large our ancestors were peons and our surnames reflect as much.

    Immigration for most countries just assigns a random name like jones as you were saying if they don't speak the language, or like in America for freed slaves who didn't have one freedman. For my ancestors coming to America it was similar and they just got shortened, easier to pronounce names of the region they came from as they didn't speak English.

    On that basis and your chart I'd say Italian or South American last names would stand out, but in America we're all really mutts or inbred if you want to get down to generation after generation. I'm something like 5/8 Italian, 1/4 german, and a sprinkling of irish when it comes down to that, but where were the Italian family members before Italy? Where were the germans before germany? Romans, Gauls? Were the Irish protestant or Catholic when they arrived, should I support Sinn Fein for the old country, oppose it or not give a damn... Did the IRA start because according to the map their dicks are smaller?

    Just ask to see it on the first date or buy an x-ray backscatter rig if it's that big a deal. Just... stand next to that van right there for 15 seconds, and don't worry about my lead apron, it's fashionable.

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  • I don’t think so lol I thought considering one’s race to determine how big it is is crazy but this sounds even more ridiculous 😂😂

    • I saw in boot camp, around 90 guys showering together that we were all about the same regardless of race, last name or what not... Though that could have just been the cold water and salt peter lol

    • Not many guys would confess to taking notice of 90 cocks in a shower room

    • @razelove Exactly lol thank you for giving all the facts needed to support my point lol @purplepoppy that’s right, he should be given some credit for that!

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  • there is so much variety in the us though it's the melting pot.

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  • Well.. time to take a trip to Africa, South America, and Mexico... girls trip anyone?

  • Maybe, because surnames can be linked to a region of the world. But only to a small degree, since Penis sizes are just an avarage of the whole population, so there are bigger and smaller ones in the first place.

  • Isn't it funny that the map the yellow areas are so small that you can't see them :)

    • Are you happy about that?

  • I love the idea of this 😂

  • I am extraordinarily big, i worry sometimes if it'll break her vagina open

    • LOL its you! @purplepoppy im the guy who told you i was being hit on by a checkout girl in aldi 😁

  • hi poppy, i bet you didn't know my name is actually hugh johnson

  • LOL

    africa - largest
    amerika - below average.

    Hahahahahahahaha. That explains why most guys in the US drive such BIG trucks!

    • That's why we refer to the ginormous Bro-dozer trucks as "Compensators"

  • I hope, not! My surname is 'Klunker' :D
    But then... it's a German name.
    Seeing the map: my chosen home region seems to have been a lucky choice in regard of 'competition'. From local comments and feedback - the map appears to be accurate enough.
    It shouldn't matter, of course - but it does :D
    Afterthought: I now understand Trump's idea for that wall a lot better.

  • Of course not.

  • Go Brazil!!!🔥🔥🔥

  • Um... what is this graphic based on. What is its source of information.

    • @purplepoppy Hellooo? Yes?

  • I don't think so.

  • I don't think so, I knew a guy who was very german and his was bigger than the norm.

  • You can't tell by the surname the size of anyone's penis

  • i live in the 4th largest place :D i didn't search if its true tho. its based on the visual..

    anyway. i do think this could be accurate :D

  • No idea, but my middle name is Nebucadnezzar. :)

  • Well that explains where i got my size, thanks to my ancestors. 😂😂

  • Nope!

  • I've always heard if his shoe size is big then he's that hung

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