Is morning wood a thing all guys get?

Do all guys get morning wood/wake up horny? My sister's boyfriend is a Corrections Officer in a male prison (for real). He says he often does count in the morning. The inmates get woken up and pretty much have to go straight to their doors and wait for him to come past and then say they are present so he can count them. He was saying as a joke that on a typical morning a good 75% of them will be "standing to attention" as he put it. I told him that was gross and his response was: "Why is it gross? It's just nature. It's not like they can help it and it's not like they want it."

Does that actually happen with most guys? With my ex-boyfriend we often used to have morning sex but I don't remembered him being hard every time he woke but. Maybe he was? Can some guys confirm either way for me please. Was he being serious or just joking?
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  • It's not a thing that all guys get. I'm sure men with erectile dysfunction don't experience the morning wood. Still, it's definitely common for men in general. I work in the hospital and during my night shift experiences when working with sleeping male patients, they're usually erect when they're sleeping. The lightweight sheets that the hospitals use, compared with the patients' equally lightweight gowns do a terrible job of hiding the tents they pitch. However, it's normal though. Sometimes, when they wake up at night when I'm taking their vitals, they notice their erection and are sometimes embarrassed about it, but I tell them not to worry about it because it's normal and, if anything, a sign of good health in some ways. I say that because men with a lot of health problems usually have trouble getting erect. My fiancee also gets morning wood. His dick is often hard as a brick in the morning. A morning quickie usually takes care of that.

    • Wow, those poor guys. It must be super embarrassing for them. I know I'd feel mortified if that happened to me even if I couldnt help it. I guess in prison they don't get a chance for a morning quickie so that explains things a bit!

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  • He was being real about that. Pay attention to guys in the early morning and you will see almost every male gets a boner while sleeping. My husband now (45 years old) gets hard as soon as he falls asleep. Why this happens, I don't know. But it's fun to see this happen. MMMmmm it's real.

Most Helpful Guys

  • Not all guys, and not always for the guys who do. But most guys, most of the time, yes. There are a lot of reasons why it might not happen, but essentially, it's the body running through a systems check while you're asleep, and of the the last systems is making sure the erectile function of the penis still works.

    • Good answer! Even at 67 I have morning wood. It tells me that no Viagra is needed! It also happens during the night during REM sleep. I have been awakened in the middle of the night with a erection.

  • I get them most of the time, yes. Especially after a good sleep. I can't recall having morning wood when I slept like garbage or not enough hours. But I get them so many times, I can't really recall when I am not getting them, other than having only like 2 hours of sleep

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  • Its very common for men to get nocturnal erections, it is normal and there is nothing they can do about it.

    As they get older, and have less testosterone it doesn't happen as much.

  • yes it is and though girls never hear about it but while your sleeping the guy goes in the bathroom and wacks it down and it grows back before you wake up >_> XD

  • It's common and normal, assuming the person has a reasonably functional penis and no injuries that prevent bloodflow or nerve sensation. It's an autonomic function. Also, an erection does not immediately mean a man is "horny." Somehow that myth persists.

  • Our testosterone levels is at its highest when we awaken in the morning. For many guys, that makes Mr. Elephant stand up.

  • In my experience with men yes, at least for a few minutes.

  • I get an erection every morning - it's very hard and I feel horny.

    • It must be frustrating for the guys in prison.

    • Yeah it must be super frustrating I guess?

    • It would be unbearable to wake like that in the morning, hard and horny with no prospect of sexual relief.

  • Whenever I wake, be it in the morning or after a short nap, I have an exceptionally hard pns, every single time -- and the thing is, it always accompanied with especially pleasurable sexual sensations /feelings

  • I don't really know but I think a lot of guys wake up with morning wood!

  • I’m usually hard in the mornings but not all the time but I do know I get hard at least once everyday it’s prob more like 4 times a day

  • If your dick works, then it’s normal.

  • It's actually something that we inherited many millions of years ago from an early human species Homo Erectus. It's like a kickstand on a bike that keeps us from falling out of bed... or a tree or a cave... It really works if you are turned the right way.

  • if you masturbate regularly or have sex , then no we don't get it

    • They probably don't get much of a chance to do that in prison though.

    • hahaha you are right lmao xD

  • Well, I dont know about others but I get it especially if I have been away from pussy.

  • Morning wood is mostly caused by needing to pee. Erotic dreams take a smaller part.

  • For a lot of guys morning wood is a very common thing

  • Yes, it's a normal thing, and it's actually a good thing.

  • I imagine he was serious, but like he said, we can't help it and it doesn't mean we're necessarily even horny. I don't get why you'd say that it's gross either. Sounds a little offensive.

    • I meant it was gross that he had to see it. And gross for the inmates too I'm sure they don't want everyone seeing their junk like that.

    • Ah, right, fair.

  • morning wood is super common, yeah. It's not always because we are horny though

  • yessssss. warning, half the time or more its hard because of fluid pressure from the bladder aka piss hard

  • Yes I get erections every morning. Its a sign of good health. I dont get morning erections if I am very ill or exhausted.
    Because I work night shifts my boner schedule is a bit off. I normally get one at work around 5:45am exactly haha

    Before, I would always have them around 6:30am when I woke up.

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