Your penis is to be replaced by a vegetable. Which one would you choose?

After a tragic accident involving a Labrador and a jar of peanut butter your penis is badly mutated and needs replacing.
Unfortunately due to a shortage of penis donations your only options are fruit and vegetables. Thanks to the miracle of modern science you'll still have all the sensations associated with a normal penis.
So what vegetable/fruit would you choose as your penis transplant and why?
Your penis is to be replaced by a vegetable. Which one would you choose?
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