Your penis is to be replaced by a vegetable. Which one would you choose?

[purplepoppy]

After a tragic accident involving a Labrador and a jar of peanut butter your penis is badly mutated and needs replacing.
Unfortunately due to a shortage of penis donations your only options are fruit and vegetables. Thanks to the miracle of modern science you'll still have all the sensations associated with a normal penis.
So what vegetable/fruit would you choose as your penis transplant and why?

[ChocoBrownieMonster]

Seeing as fruit is an actual sexual organ. I'd pick this because it looks like the head

[COMMODOREII]

Woman love cucumbers. 😎

[Anonymous]

I want a strawberry; so I can have strawberries and cream when I give a bj.

[Bshu2jdbxb]

Awesome thinking

[bassinguy76]

I love you!

[Derekk]

A pumpkin. why? Because I like pumpkins and I'd be able to eat lots before my penis began to resemble a normal shape

[ChelsiChu]

This question is fucking hilarious I love it!

[TonyV]

Give me an onion, I like onions so I want a girl that likes onions, not a lot of light but girth will be on point! I'll be the in and out king! LOL

[BuckWild]

I'm going to have to go with watermelon on this one. Let's just pretend it's a vegetable.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Ladies look out I’ve got a zucchini & would get phone numbers!

[DrippingHoney]

I hope my guy picks okra! 😂

[BulletproofNY]

Lol naughty

[Kaneki05]

banana is obvious choice because it just works the easiest. But pineapple would be fun it been spiky or remove the spikes and get a girl who likes pineapples and let the fun happen, corn on the cob but corn if she wants to bite it i shall understand lmao. There my choices.

[Hermes-Paris]

Gosh. That's a hard one. Well I'm sure most women would agree. I'd say a breadfruit. Something that will get me noticed at the beach.

As my Dad used to say when someone asked him which were his favorite vegetables. Lettuce, turnip, and pea and then have a leek.

[Dargil]

English cucumber. Anatomically correct, just longer.

[BloodSweatandTears1]

I would replace my penis with either a large banana or cucumber. They have the size which most women love! Simple as that.

[SomeGuyCalledTom]

Brocoli.

Because it gives girls a choice between the head and the stalk...

[chriscdi]

a cucumber, its hard so it won't get crushed like a banana or someshit lol

[Danny_dan92]

Cucumber

[magiusX26]

butternut squashl

[tfan1]

Carrot 🥕

[NYCQuestions1976]

I don't have a dog or a jar of peanut butter. Problem avoided.

[Iron_Man]

A cucumber

[Walrus_au]

A Gourd, they remain hard when they age. Everything goes soft and rotten

[Tunasub]

Zucchini they grow to a decent size

[Ianto]

Raphanus sativus LongipinnatusOtherwise known as Daikon, Mooli, or Japanese Radish.