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  • In a closet, while my mother and younger sister were asleep in the bedroom. I was laying in bed and feeling horny so I got out of my bed and went to the closet and got completely naked unfolded a blanket and laid on top and then I started humping myself I wasn't into using my hands yet to stroke my penis. 💞 And if my mother ever got out of bed to see why the closet light was on and saw what I was doing she just gave me my private sexual moment and went back to bed so I can finish masturbating with the humping method. 💞 and it was 1979 and I was fourteen years old. And I was a very horny boy. 🍆 ♂️

    • That is super weird

    • Yes weird but fun.

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  • Masturbated or ejaculated? Never been too adventurous with masturbating, craziest was either at a holiday home in bed, or when my parents were out I'd hook my pc up to their 60" flat screen in the living room to watch porn.

    Craziest ejaculation wasn't intentional but was awkward. Nobody noticed luckily, but was wearing some old boxers where the buttons were tight but made a hole between the buttons. My dick got stuck in there and was trying to subtly get it back out because was helping a hot girl rearrange a meeting room at work and the motions of picking stuff up kept making it rub, ended up nutting half way through carrying a table.

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  • High school classroom. It wasn't by myself tho, it was a handjob by then girlfriend.

  • many come to mind but one to mention... on the roof of a hotel at night in mexico city :)

  • You wanker. LOL
    Don't you post some jerk-off question about every month? Why don't you go get a real live woman and bang her instead of jerking off all the time? WTF dude.

  • In my friends house while sleepover

    • Did they notice you?

  • In front of your mom!

    • Your mum has had so many guys she prob in triple figures

    • It's possible lol I loved looking her directly in the eyes as she told me what a piece of shit I was. She said I reminded her of her homosexual son and that I was worthless. I busted such a huge but that day 🤤🤤🤤

  • I was playing Hide and seek with my friends and I was hiding... I just masturbated there (No one caught me!) I don't know why I did it but doesn't matter what's done is done can't change it...