Would I fail a drug test if I topped it off with semen?

[ChocoBrownieMonster]

Just tip most of it out and fill it up with water.
You could surprise her by topping it up with ironbru and then say
"uhhhhh man i shouldn't have taken so much vitamin C tablets it's so orange"

[CharlieBadger]

You tread a slippery slope if you do something like that.

It might be argued that is a low grade of sexual assault. Presenting your sexual fluids when they are not expected or wanted.

Whatever list you are on now that makes you have to provide urine for a drug test, do you really want to add an inability to live where you want and a need to register where you live with local law enforcement for the rest of your life. Drink some water and wait.

[Walrus_au]

Ohhh I hope you're dumb enough to do that, it would make a good laugh.

[kencu67]

Take a shit on top of it all. Don't do half-job!

[Anonymous]

No it’s still the same temperature and nothing in your semen to cause a failure, might look funny mixed with piss

[Thatsamazing]

This is probably the most retarded question I've ever seen asked on GaG. Well done, mate.

[Agape93]

This is a special kind of stupid

[OlderAndWiser]

This can't possibly be a serious question.

[summiter]

Kinda weird

[IAMNathanael]

Wut? °L°

[Archerer]

Wtf is wrong with you?

[Lovegirls44]

Hmmmm

[Anonymous]

Men are so gross