Penis enlargement?

[Anonymous]

Letting a mosquito bite my penis, will this enflame it making it a larger penis (possibly)

If you have an other ways of increasing size feel free to tell me.

I am 5 inches

[jkm1864]

The penis is actually twice the size that You have now but their is a very tough layer kind of like a sausage skin. The latest thing is they actually cut that layer with a long vertical cut with two horizontal cuts at the end of the vertical cut and the slide it forward and then sew up the remaining tissue on the vertical cut. The problem is the inside of the penis will kind of donut out on the spaces along the vertical cut. The only way to actually get rid of the donut is to get collagen injections and just use less collagen along those cuts. I just think mangling Your cock for any extra inch or two might not be worth it so its just better to accept Your size or use sleeves.

[jkm1864]

Funny story though My uncle used a out house and wasps built a nest under the toilet seat so He got stung on the pecker and it swelled up pretty big.

[Citizenkirk]

Getting bit enlarged my penis, because my continued scratching resulted in my Aunt yanking down my shorts and inspecting penis testicles, and bending me over too spread my cheeks right in front of my female cousin two years my jr. Being hand washed by both of them without anything too protect my dignity definitely got that result.

[katiesmuff]

Just lay your penis on a table and hit it as hard as possible with a hammer. That will make it huge!

[Asker]

Katie my love. show us ya muff!

[Wise4myage]

LOL.

[Quackthulu]

Two questions.

1 is this a serious question?

2 if so, are you retarded?

[Asker]

I will answer one of your question. Yes.

[Quackthulu]

Thank you for answering the second question at least.

[okokoududhsbkokok]

Hahaha hahaha 😂😂😂😂 I'm actually dying

[okokoududhsbkokok]

@Quackthulu you're the Superman of gag I'm done you're killing everyone in comments

[Regmorus]

Don't you fear that your penis mutates then in mosquitos sting? I heard about one guy to him it happened. So, be careful!

[Asker]

Are you saying a mosquito will grow a human sized penis or I will grow a mosquito sized penis?

[Regmorus]

No, no neither. Your penis will become mosquito sting in it's shape. Maybe the length will change too, no idea. That guy wasn't happy to enlighten us what exactly happened, only mentioned it.

[Asker]

Just imagine a mosquito struggling to fly around with a human sized cock attached to it.

[Regmorus]

for that YOU have to bite the mosquito O_O

[blank_expression]

Bang a beehive, or a hornet's nest; that get it sized up.

[summiter]

That is kinda weird. Don't go there. 5" is not way short. Does it work when you jerk off? If so do not worry about the size.

[ItsTheNephilim]

Why not let a bee sting your dick? Length and girth, you'll have them both 👍.

[Asker]

Mosquitos are more accessible for me. Good idea though. Thanks, pal.

[ItsTheNephilim]

Sure thing brother.

[Dargil]

Welcome to Trollhattan.

[sheikalana]

Dude WTF mosquito bites only last temporarily and that's going to hurt so badly you wouldn't even be able to perform sexual intercourse. Where the fuck do you guys get this ideas from?

[Wise4myage]

He's gotta be trolling.

[sheikalana]

@Wise4myage I'm not so sure. I've seen all kinds of perverts in this website.

[Wise4myage]

lol.

[FlatsRunner]

I’ve seen some rubbish on here but this question beats them all 😂

[Wise4myage]

lololol. Funniest question so far today.

[Asker]

Laugh it up, punk!

[Wise4myage]

I am. Reminds me of a buddy of mine who got his dick stung by a red ant. His dick didn't get any bigger but it stung like hell for few days, LOL

[Asker]

Did you actually see his dick, bro?

[Wise4myage]

He whipped it out to show me. I was scared for life.!

[TheFlak38]

watch Austin Powers

[Steve37]

That will work, or you can rub it with poison ivy.

[Asker]

You need help, Steve.

[Steve37]

Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

[F1nski]

Trololllolo