- Anonymous8 moday before yesterday with some girl on my floor that's been a real bitch to everyone. Well her car broke down and she had a interview in an hour that she 'had to make it to.' She asked me cause im like the only person on the floor she knows, but i told her point blank i wasn't taking her bitchy ass anywhere without fucking her in the ass 1st. She tried calling her friends and her dad but they either were already at work or lived too far away to get here in time, and i guess realized she was just wasting time
so she comes back up to my door and says shell do it. Guess she's never tried a bus or a taxi, and she says UBER is a scam for human trafficing XD. Oh well my gain. She already had her makeup done and said not to mess it up and i really tried my best not to but i guess it got a little messed up from her panting and sweat she took it up the ass after we got her loosened up like a real champ although she kept checking the time and telling me to hurry up and cum. Think she was expecting me to pull out and cum on her ass or back but i just ended up cumming in her ass (so there would be less cleanup she said)
that left about 15 minutes to get her to her interview. She couldn't find her panties (i stole them as a trophy) and didn't have time to go back to her place to get a new pair so she was bareassed under her skirt. She was quite a sight to behold on the way over there sitting on a towel with her skirt hiked up so the majority of cum could leak out of her shifting her weight side to side, leaning into the mirror trying to reapply her makeup, while also giving me directions how to get there. She ended up entering the building at 1 minute til so i think we did good everything considered1|00|1Is this still revelant?Haha your cringy fantasy story has no impact on me, I just thought it was funny how pathetic you are for making all this up. π But hey, whatever helps you feel like less of a loser! π
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- Around 6 years ago , forgotten exactly when , and it was not great either , the final time before dumping my now ex. Thankfully I do not really desire it anymore , as as single dad , as I no longer want women in my life other than my valued female platonic friends , this is a blessing !! As men are demonized heavily nowadays for having " such foul rapey urges " , this puts me in a very strong position !0|00|0Is this still revelant?
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2765- Anonymous8 moIt has been over 6 months unfortunately but when I did last have sex it was awesome. The foreplay was amazing and when we got into it, we did multiple positions. After so long, we both masturbated to the point where we were about to orgasm, then we went back to intercourse and she pressed her clit against me as I thrusted her and we orgasmed at the same time.
(Now I'm getting hard...)0|00|0 - was beginning of last year, and was at the very end of my relationship with my last girlfriend, and didn't feel right which is why it is a good sign things couldn't be salvaged between us relationship wise0|00|0
- 2010 i was 23 with an 18 year old girl she berky had boobs but ooo my she had a nice ass😘😙😙😙 she must of been fresh because their was a lasting sensation on my dick for like 3 days. it was good but i was drunk but i still managed to get some reactions.1|00|0
By the way im actually im actually 34 i was not drunk when i made this account sshhhπ³ its a secret.
- It's been a bit since I am F*$%*$) locked out of going back home thanks to Pres. Duque. Or Dookie as we refer to him. But last time was great! Vive Colombia!0|00|0
- We had sex this morning before going to work. What a great way to start out the day with a good orgasm. Maybe another round tonight!!!
How bout you?0|00|0 - It was awhile ago it was great but for some reason the lady past 3 weeks I'm at the point I can't take it I really need to get of bad0|00|0
- Last week I think Thursday it was good foreplay, sex was alright I have had better, Iβm teaching him though1|20|0
- This past Sunday.
It was with my Quarantine friends with benefits... IT WAS AMAZING!!! Always is with him🍆 😜1|20|0 - Three days ago but my wife and I still cuddle every night on the couch and in the bed. Lol0|00|0
- Last night, including multiple orgasms before he had his, we are trying to get pregnant, so we are going at it every day, with he weekend hours away we might not leave the bedroom all weekend1|20|0
- I don't kiss and I don't tell. Not my style. I'd have to get close enough to you to give you that private information.0|00|0
- I think December. It was too rough and he was choking me. Honestly I donβt care if I never have sex again. Iβm not a huge fan of sex now after that experience.1|10|0
At that time I did and he apologized. Iβm single but I donβt want sex any way with anyone. When I think about that December thing i cringe. I try not to think about it.
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He was 34. And no it was someone else that makes me understand all of you are douche bags.
sorry to ask so much, but did you tell him during or after, still disturbing ether way I can't imagine wanting to hurt someone during sex. 34 and 20 is huge age difference.
what kind of understandings u have that come to conclusion all males are douche bags?
- Was in April. A threesome with two Polish girls in their early 20s. Was amazing.0|00|0
- Anonymous8 moIn Jan or Feb... He was very sexually attractive so good.. Not the best sex but im sure it could have gotten better over time0|00|0
- Anonymous8 moThree months ago. I don't remember if it was missionary or BJ with prostate massage.0|00|0
- Over a month ago. it was nice, but neither of us wanted her to leave.0|00|0
- Thoroughly enjoyed, we only really get to have sex once a month w work and school and free place.
We r fairly new so exploring each other1|00|0 - Anonymous8 mo2 days ago, it was amazing but rushed.. then again it was the first time since March so it was our of lust, desperation and being horny... when we finally have actual time to do that again it will likely be better0|10|0
- Opinion Owner8 mo
@Salmanali I think 20/25 minuets? I wasn't looking at the clock. Thanks to lockdown I haven't seen him, so this was a "parents are out" sort of gig... unfortunately didn't have massies of time and I like cuddling after which didn't happen, so just have to wait till we are back in uni...
- Yesterday morning I gave us bot simultaneous masturbation by hand before we couldn't take it any longer. So I mounted her and banged her hard0|00|0
- Iβm married. So my wedding night? Jk, few days ago. She canβt get enough of me.0|00|0
- Maybe in my past life for hundreds years before. Or in the future life😂😂2|00|0
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@mamucandy I want to ask you something as a 17 yo sight and maybe know what I have done wrong if it is okay to you
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Super sexy guy but Iβve had sex a lot I want some freaky shit0|10|0 - 9 days ago.
Meh. It was "making love" so you know how that goes.0|00|1 - Anonymous8 moOver a year ago and I think it was good but it was so long ago0|00|0
- 11 years ago. My last girlfriend. I wish I could have her some more. Missed marriage opportunity1|00|0
- Couple years ago and yeah was pretty good0|00|0
- Last night, I had a FFM 3-sum. We fucked, 69d, I ate then both out, could not stop cumming.1|00|0
- I CANNA REMEMBER CAPTAIN!
I think it was in the Late Cretaceous Period!0|10|0 - Last night. She came, i came, whats not to like0|00|0
- I've never had sex because I have a micropenis and only last a few seconds, plus I have a bunch of fetishes/fantasys, lol0|10|0
I've asked a few girls in our area that are known to have sex with a lot of guys and everyone of them said no and laughed at my penis, told me how no female would ever want a guy with a penis like that
I meant a prostitute, like a paid prostitute, not some local whore. Fuck those bitches
- Anonymous8 moJust a virgin. But I masterbated last night if that counts. It was fun as I came twice.1|10|0
- Anonymous8 moCouple months ago. It was pretty awesome though because it was with one of my sisters0|01|0
- A week ago, and reeaaalllyy good0|00|0
- Last night. Was awesome. Rough and hardcore.0|00|0
- Last Night with my Fiance. xx1|00|0
- Been a while a little before quarantine started!!! It was so hot and sweaty1|00|0
- Last night, really good thanks for asking 😁0|00|0
- This morning, a great way to start the day.1|30|0
- I do everyday. And it's awesome.
What about u?0|00|0 - Today and it was amazing1|20|0
- Anonymous8 moThis morning. Ended in her morning creampie. She likes to leave it in all day. Can't wait to do it again tonight0|10|0
- read your bible and ask God0|01|1
- This morning.
And, none of your business.0|01|0 - today it was amazing what about you0|00|0
- June, quite good. ~3h fun and exercise0|00|0
- December last before my ex-fiance left me0|00|0
- never im a virgin and proud to be one!2|20|1
Yup still a lonely pathetic virgin at 25. 15 more then I can be in the new 40 year old virgin movie
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@MarkyMark77 well I just haven't found the right guy yet. I don't give my body to anyone coming my way. :) and thanks
@MarkyMark77 yeah I am because that will prove which guy actually is a good one and cares about me personally
@MarkyMark77 I don't require him to be a virgin just a good guy with a good personality
- The other day... my hand was magnificent.0|00|0
- This morning. It was great0|10|0
- About two weeks ago. It was amazing0|10|0
- God tooo long ago i am a widower0|00|0
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