Should supermarkets stock penis shaped vegetables?

[purplepoppy]

We've all smirked at rude misshapen fruit and veg and let's be honest every girl masturbates with a cucumber. It's a fact that if a woman spends more than 10seconds choosing a cucumber then it's not going into a salad. It's the same with carrots, why rummage around the loose ones picking out the big fat ones with rounded tips over the small tapering ones when you can just grab some repacked ones.

Yes you can buy plastic dildos but they lack that organic natural feel you get with vegetables. Plus we all know how bad plastic is for the environment, what would happen if a turtle swallow a dildo? Plus most girls lose their vegenity before their virginity

The obvious solution would be to grow penis shaped fruit and vegetables. No more hold ups in supermarket as little old ladies squeeze the zucchini, no more being left with skinny pathetic carrots and parsnips because horny girls have got there first.

So would you like to see your supermarket do the right thing and have a isle dedicated to penis shaped fruit and vegetables?

[ohshee]

U really need to hsve your own I site page in every news paper that's still out there you are great and so funny yet so real with truth to be honest I would love to see them in every market and see how fast recipes come out by the millions just to hear her say say no for real I can give you my recipes for all kinds of cocky cake or pie

[I_Am_Sazerac]

Had to choose the last option because I was NOT expecting that lol. But I dont see why men should be intimidated by a plant... yeah we all have our moments of immaturity if something looks like a body part but its just food to me lol. Never did understand the use of food for intimate use because it seems like a waste of food to me.

That's my lame point of view 😂.

[Iwillfindyou21]

Why isn't there a "no" option? I don't see a purpose in making penis shaped vegetables. And it will only make penises more normalized in society so vaginas will be seen as even more weird than now

[laurieluvsit]

[WhiteSteve]

https://www.youtube.com/embed/ZeRxU7aE1Xc

[Curmudgeon]

Maybe young ladies should take up gardening. Zucchini is easy to grow!

[LeoFastbender]

Sure? 😅
I think women should be able to try them out in public too.
Just throw a leg up, lube that cucumber and make sure it stretches and fills appropriately.

[ChocoBrownieMonster]

only if they stock melons in twos

[Hans222]

Haha for fun I just voted C, but you may have found the hole in the market... close all sex shops and increase the sale of vegetables :-)

[BeenThereLovedIt]

I've always suspected that the cucumber was a bigger part of the female diet!

[Dargil]

They do. Cucumbers.

[TCredo]

I'm a guy but voted A because I think it would be awesome - would forever make the supermarket experience so much better. Great idea here - you should trademark it and pursue it :)

[Chester_Cheeto]

What the fuck

[Texaskid1]

Yes.

The ladies of G@G are more than welcome to come try my zucchini.

[douride2]

Just no.

[Unit1]

Sure, why not 😂

[xXHosaeXx]

I laughed so hard reading that entire thing and even harder at the options lol.

[nousername44]

I voted in the poll for the turtle option. I'm not fussed, if they want to sell shaped veggies, i'll roll with it. I ain't insecure about my size. And that ain't me being cocky (arrogant), pun intended? Lol.

[FatherJack]

Yes , coz the non prudes can have a good larf... just been having a good laugh about male ferrets nads when they come into season , in my Scottish Borders friends dialect..." penkers "

[RyanK9b]

Food should be eaten and not wasted..

[purplepoppy]

Don't worry once your wife washes it you won't know the difference

[xXHosaeXx]

Omfg this girl is too funny bruh 😂😂

[RyanK9b]

Oof. Extra spicy vegetables

[Tunasub]

If they can grow melons with erect nipples then I'm all for dick shaped veggies for the girls.

[COMMODOREII]

Those are cool veggies and fruit. 😂

[oper8erx]

In all honesty, I am mostly ignorant to women's personal issues and default to being indifferent. If it makes you happy, healthy, and smile then my vote will always be yes. Also it should not impact me in any negative way keeping my vote as yes, whatever's clever. Also, 'vegenity'.. fantastic grammar play. Love.
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[asshole_]

Only if they should stock vagina shaped fruits

[KeepxTrack]

It's called a peach

[purplepoppy]

Wet on the inside hairy on the outside. Or if you prefer bald have a nectarine