What age did you lose your vegenity?

Long before losing your virginity you most likely lost your vegenity, the day you first gained cardinal knowledge of a vegetable.
How old were you and what vegetable ( or fruit) did you lose your vegenity to?
What age did you lose your vegenity?
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Just to clarify for the hard of thinking among you who don't understand this simple question. I'm not referring to virginity or having sex with people in comas. I mean when did you first use a vegetable to masturbate with.
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  • I think this ques is more for the girls but I believe I qualify lol... If I am understanding your question, I actually lost my vegenity long after my virginity. I have used all sorts of things on my butt starting as a young teen exploring and then maturing to mostly only using intended toys.

    There has been one carnal vegetable experience. Happened in my early 40's when, on a dare, I figged myself - which is done with ginger root. That I believe ended my vegenity - and remains the only time there's been a vegetable in there :)

    • @purplepoppy To your update, it looks like I answered correctly! As I was masturbating before, during and after doing the figging dare :) To whoever downvoted my comment, I am guessing maybe you have tried figging and my response triggered the memory lol... or maybe you enjoy it :)

    • This is a fantastic conversation. You guys are awesome. Man I would love to meet you two at a coffee shop and really start asking the tough questions. Deep cuts.

    • @oper8erx Ummm... thanks :)

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  • i was 7 or 8 the broccoli stole my heart then i went on to asparagus then brussle sprouts, then tomatoes, then peppers i dont think my life would be the same without veggies.

    so sexy!
    so sexy!

    how can you resist those sexy veggies?

Most Helpful Girl

  • Still a virgin. I feel like that since I'm a black women men just see me as ugly, and only good for a quick hookup and not really as a human being so I might as well try to give it up or sell it. It's not like I'm really going to be considered valuable. I've had black men say that all I'm good for is either a hookup or my potential to provide them a nice lifestyle in the future so.. I pretty much feel like I'm at the bottom of the barrel

    • Buy ironically only black men have said this to me. Not a white guy, not a Asain guy, it was always a black male But black men love to say how ugly and wrothless black girls and women are, but get mad when we date interacallly

    • Holy crap, that sucks and I'm sorry for that. I'm sure you aren't ugly, and even if you are - ugly can be fixed, assholes can't.

    • Well, different guys have different preferences. Most of black girls whom I have seen look cute

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  • Are you talking about carnal knowledge? I can’t figure interest in the red bird.

  • I was 32 and I lost my vegenity to a nice warm container of mashed potatoes.
    I was about to serve them to guests when I was overcum by desire.
    I thrusted deep and hard into them right at the kitchen table.
    My guests were frightened, but my orgasm was worth it.

  • I've seen the jokes about guys drilling a hole in a cantilopeor watermelon and having sex with it but I have never done that.

    So I geuss my vegenity is also perfecty intact.

    Did you tell use about you losing your vegenity yet?

  • Is that when a vegetarian starts eating meat?

  • Is that something people normally do, like is this a milestone?, i've personally never

  • If your talking about fruit and vegs i cannot remember that (i did get addicted to onions and sweetcorn when i was 6 tho), and if you talking about sex i still can't. lol

    • I've been tempted to put mine in them sexy pineapples before but i always wussed out...

  • fooling around at 5 or 6 vaginal never I am gay anal 13

  • Sixteen

  • Probably 19, I met cabbage, call me a kraut but I was never the same man again, it stole my heart, that southern fried beauty... But I always cheated on her with sauer... Smh I'm a horrible person

  • i think you mean "carnal knowledge"

    • i knew what you meant. never used fruits or veggies for masturbation though

  • 13 years old. Same age as I have a girl both her first orgasm by going down on her.

  • 17 to a girl I was dating in school

  • Umm are you talking about eating?

    • Ohhh, ig i didn't i m still virgin

  • Yes im not sure how young i was, i do remember my mom introducing me to Miss Peas. She was smooth and elegant and came off the spoon pretty nicely. But I did not find my true love for vegenites until i met Miss Green Bean. Oh wow those curves and that color. She tasted much better too, much more flavor every time i took my time on her. Today I like expanding my tastes for many vegenites but i will always remember Miss Green Bean. 😍💓💓💓💓🌹🌹🌹🌹😎

  • about 8 with a carrot up my bum, sister helped me in the bath lol,

  • I was always told that most chicks gained carnal knowledge from the shower head that you can take off the wall. I assumed the vegetable thing was niche or probably some bad fantasy manifested at a second-string strip club by a guy who desperately needed to get laid and saw a milf holding a fat zuchinni at his local grocery store only moments before.

  • I was 3 it was pickles.

  • 3/4 of a year old, with one second remaining until i turned.90 of a minute

    • @status update. I stand by my misguided answer

  • I was 13

  • I've never eaten a vegetable or fruit

    • I don't think she's talking about eating.

    • Not even chips?

    • I live off mountain dew

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