Guys what's your situation when you get hard on in public and how do you handle it?

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Hermes-Paris · Accepted Answer

Used to happen a lot when I was young and in church. I know I was supposed to be thinking about God, salvation, angels and stuff but geeze those girls in those pretty dresses just were hard not to notice. And then having to walk up to the front for communion with that throbbing thing was worse. The more you try and think about other things the worse it gets. You can see some of the women in the choir doing a wide-eyed double take. Then you go up kneel and take the little cracker and grape juice and ask God for forgiveness and all you can think about is " Please God taketh this raging boner away from me!" After a minute you stand and have to walk a mile and a half back to your seat with all the church able to see your holy wonder because the cutest girl in church is walking just in front of you. And that dress... 😍. Gadoingggg I'm glad I am not 18 any more...

centerline · Accepted Answer

I grab my girl and take off looking for some privacy, a dressing room or other place... take advantage of it.

when i was young, the pants i wore was made of thin material... the jeans or shorts, usually JC penny clothes, was not quality material, but seemed to be the lightest weight denim they could find... and when I got a hard on, it would be so obvious when the from of my jeans tented out, that I had to go jack off somewhere just to be able to remain in the presence of others without being embarrassed... and it happend a LOT.
but before I found out what jacking off was all about, I HATED getting a hard on, cuz i didn't know how to make it go away... now I wish I had days like that again..

God_of_Thunder · Answer

Not a whole lot you can do about it, really. Basically just flip it up and tuck it behind your belt, until it goes down. 🤷‍♂️

cheapshotbob · Answer

i picture this image when i get like that, kills the mood right quick

MotherEarth2020 · Answer

My husband try's to hide it

Madhatter920 · Answer

I go off on my own, sit down if I can, and just focus on calming down. Don't think I've had any surprise boners in public since high school, though.

LeoFastbender · Answer

It used to happen to me at work sometimes.
I was daydreaming, it was getting hard and It was noticeable.
I remember walking around a corner and my female co-worker 's eyes were unfortunately right at the level of my crotch.
I felt a bit awkward.
I know that she could see my erection bulging in my pant leg.
She was mature and she didn't say anything to me. I just said hi and played it off as if I'm not standing there with a hard on.
I didn't have any way to hide it.

integrale77 · Answer

I usually wear clothing that wouldn't give away I have a hard on but if I am I'll probably discreetly tuck it under the wasteband of my underwear/trousers so it's not as obvious.

spartan55 · Answer

Unless you are a middle school boy there aren't too many scenarios where I would pop a full mast in busy public. But if I did there are various ways to scare it away.

ZackBan · Answer

I've actually had an embarassing situation with it once back in school and many times I feel like someone noticed but kept quiet.

Basically the tricks are the same. Tuck it up under the belt, sit and cross your legs, make sure it's to one side and not facing down or forward.

Sometimes if we're walking we do one big step to the side it usually means we're trying to free it without touching it and drawing attention.

TonyV · Answer

I'm a fat guy 42" waist and I have a 5" dick, you can't really tell.
I think it's kind of noticeable when I wear overalls but not too worried.

If I can sit down for sure no one will notice.

The most important think is I just act normal and casual so I dont draw attention to myself.

No one has ever noticed or at least haven't said anything, and if they do I'll just fire back " why are you looking at my dick?" That should shut them down fast.

I could always just push it down.

I'm an adult I can just go to the restroom anytime I want aswell.

RxMc2401 · Answer

I usually have to adjust and let it get hard down the inside of my boxer briefs against my thigh.. The only issue then is that if I get really stiff I’ll feel an inch or so pop out of the bottom of my underwear.. I don’t think everyone has that problem but I’ve been fortunate in that department lol 😂🤷🏻‍♂️

PiffDust · Answer

Very simple, every guy on the planet does this, point it upwards tuck it in your waistband, and tada, problem solved😂

Dongtai · Answer

I let it swing and not give a fuck. If you don’t like it don’t look. If you like what you see let it be known and you might have a shot. I don’t flaunt it or anything but I definitely don’t get embarrassed. It’s like I become a different person when I get hard. I’m more aggressive, more confident and my ability to care what people think vanishes. I just feel like the sexiest person on the room when I get like that.

Jaximus-Lion · Answer

2 things that works perfect for me! Good quality boxers that has good space and comfort to bend the penis and jeans shorts or even chinos works almost as good. If am wearing dri-fit shorts ot any other workout shorts, that would cause a very obvious bulge

BrianTG78 · Answer

Date night foot jobs under the table at Texas Roadhouse used to do it. First thing she'd do was take her shoes off after we sat down. I found myself talking with my hands a lot. Hands up high lol with hopes that if any eyes came our way my ridiculous hands would draw their attention. Fun times. And she'd always grab my dick and talk shit in the grocery store checkout line. I'd lean on my forearms on the cart.

Citizenkirk · Answer

The only time it was an issue for me was standing on the three tier podium of champions in high school recieving my medal for diving. Two out of the three of us were erecting because of the close proximity between a female assistant coache's face and our exposed penises (oh, did I forget too mention boys at those schools were required too be nude around the pool area?) and it was a little embarressing, but we got a lot of positive feedback about the esthetics and size of our arousal in public view, so it could have been worse. I still have the newspaper article with my picture fully erect.

josephinelcajon · Answer

At a nude beach roll over or cover up. Out at a store I wear clothes that are not revealing even when hard. At home I let it stand proudly!

Samoht_Sirrom1 · Answer

I figured out long ago that if you keep breathing slowly and focus and slowing your heart rate and relaxing that it never happens anymore.

HalfACharlie123 · Answer

I shuffle it to the side of my pants so my dick is basically in my pocket, although that led to an awkward situation when a girl thought i had a packet of gum in there when it was in the other pocket and she reached for my stick. It ended in a blowjob so i'm not complaining.

Dargil · Answer

I've been to bikini beaches enough so I rarely get hard. What does happen is that I completely unconsciously flood precum without getting hard at all. I have to wear a lined suit because of that. I get so much it's like I peed.