My breath! Is it fresh enough?
My hair! Is it wild and tangled?
My bladder! OMG what if I pee on him?
Our kids! What if we wake them or they barge in?
My solution
Join in on some morning cozying up but gently excuse myself
Nonchalantly sexually leave room shut door
Then freak and rush
- 1st sneak a peak in kids room good still asleep
- 2nd run to bathroom quickly pee wash hands splash water in the face run fingers through hair gargle mouthwash spill mouth wash in hand mix with water rub down below (yes you read right)
- 3rd dry off quickly tiptoe with speed recheck on kids good still asleep
- 4th rush to bed room recompose myself sexy nonchalantly walk in lock door
- 5th smoothly return to fun time
Plain simple me this morningShould I worry and freak so?
Or is this just a normal reaction?
Superb Opinion