If Your Sex Life Was A Movie, Would It Be A "Porno" Or A "Romantic" Movie?

If Your Sex Life Was A Movie, Would It Be A Porno Or A Romantic Movie?
If Your Sex Life Was A Movie, Would It Be A Porno Or A Romantic Movie?
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If Your Sex Life Was A Movie, Would It Be A Porno Or A Romantic Movie?
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If Your Sex Life Was A Movie, Would It Be A Porno Or A Romantic Movie?
What Sex Life?
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  • Oh, there'd definitely be some elements of both, plus some tech/geek stuff as well as a decidedly Tarantino element of weirdness and extended dialog.

    Think:

    True Romance + Kink. com + Ready Player One

    If Your Sex Life Was A Movie, Would It Be A "Porno" Or A "Romantic" Movie?If Your Sex Life Was A Movie, Would It Be A "Porno" Or A "Romantic" Movie?If Your Sex Life Was A Movie, Would It Be A "Porno" Or A "Romantic" Movie?
    • Well that's a combo 🙂😂

    • Who wants to be "normal"? LOL.

    • Right lol

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  • A Tragic comedy! lol... I've told this story before (probably a few times) so forgive me for repetition but when I first moved to Uni, I became close to a lass and a few months after a night out I ended up at her house. I stayed the night and after waking up in the morning decided to cook her breakfast, so whilst she was sleeping I left the house to buy milk and bacon. At this point I didn't have a phone on me, so after going to the shops I realised that I'd forgotten what house she lived at. I took a guess and walked into a house (armed with milk and bacon) to be met by a scream from a stranger who thought I was robbing them (whilst armed my milk), I panicked myself and ran out the house. I made my way home, so the date I spent months trying to pull thought I'd done a runner, a random stranger thought I was a burglar and my house mates thought I was a weirdo as after a night on the pull I'd arrived home with bacon rather than elaborate stories! Now that's a movie lol

    • 😂😂😂 that's funny as shit hahahahahaha but was it good bacon at least 🤔🤣🤣

    • @brainsbeforebeauty I wish I could remember but it was too long ago, but seeing as this is a movie I think I should be allowed to edit the final scene. So it would be me eating bacon in my kitchen on my own, and what does the bacon taste of? Clearly bacon but with a distinct taste of a mixture of regret and remorse lol... Cue closing credits!

    • What a tear jerker ending 😂😂

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  • I mean... there's many genres and categories to porn? I can get down with some levels of sensual play like bondage, nuru massage, and am somewhat an expeditionist.

    Without thinking too deeply though, I'd say it'd be mostly a romantic movie for myself - Nicolas Sparks' movies come to mind - Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams all wet coming in from the rain in The Notebook or Zac Effron and Taylor Schilling getting in on with an outdoor shower. Or a rom-com, I can be quirky and chatty kinda like Mila's character in Friends With Benefits, Analeigh's in Two Night Stand or Mackenzie's in That awkward Moment.

    • Love the answer 🙂👍

  • A porno with a romantic plot line.


    We’re both awkward af in traditionally romantic things so we’ve got our own way of being ‘romantic’. We also enjoy recreating popular porn scenes so.. make of that what you will. 🍋🤷🏻‍♀️

    • Lol sounds cool 😎

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  • Definitely romantic, because my SO and i spent more time outside the bedroom than inside.

    We did a lot of eating, shopping, movie watching, and vising the mountain and the sea.

    Nice lunches and dinner although not always candlelight (expensive LOL), but watches lots of sunrise and sunset (cheap but really romantic 😁😁😁)

    And of course, there are plenty of bedroom scenes, but quite vanilla hence non porno.

    • Sounds good 👍🙂

    • I've no complains... 😊😊😊

  • My man and I are extremely romantic
    and the romance spills into the bedroom.
    If we were a movie we would be a cross of these three

    If Your Sex Life Was A Movie, Would It Be A "Porno" Or A "Romantic" Movie?
    • Nice! 👍🙂

    • Romantic falling onto little bit of porn so it makes it more exciting

    • @abi8998 there you go

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  • Wow, that's a lot of porn and no sex in the poll results there.
    Mine would be romantic, between these two choices. My movie would probably be some talky think piece where they are travelling, or travellers.

    • Talky thing 😂 lolol

    • Heh heh. I have been known to word-exhaust even the best of them 🤣
      Started with my first boyfriend at 16. We talked for hours on the phone at night before bed (when people actually used to talk on the phone, remember that BBB? But even then, I wouldn't sleep with him. He was kind of a dolt.)
      But they always come back for more later... bwah ha ha (years later he told me his mother told him I was the best one he brought home, and the one who got away. Well then maybe you shoulda done more than tried to get in my pants. He had a one-track mind.)
      Remember Before Sunrise? Like that, but better. I actually hated that movie, but only because of the execution. The idea was good. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112471/reference
      Anyhoo...

    • Lololol 🙂

  • If my sex life were a movie, it would be porn, equal parts softcore and hardcore, with a bit of romance, melodrama, and comedy mixed in.

    • Variety porn show 👍🙂

  • Rom-Com. Or should i say Rom-Cum lol. The only porno aspect of it would be how publicly adventurous we’d get

    • 🤣🤣

  • Romantic
    I have my passion.

  • It'd be... A tragedy

    • Sorry to hear that

    • Thank you :) I'm alright, I was just being overly dramatic, ha ha!

    • Aww man and I wasted a tissue on that 😂😂

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  • Porn baby! Lol. I am crazy when it comes to sex.

    • 😂😂

  • More towards the porno versons.

    • That works Lolo

  • In between, the naked and actually penetration is like porn but the mushy cuddle and laughing like in a romcom is a must after or even during or b4.

  • Mine would definitely be more than an x-rated porno lol I’m a romantic person by nature but sex has to be kinky. Lol

    • Right 👍👍🙂

  • A romantic movie, for sure. I am a romantic. The only problem is, most romance movies are schlocky, saccharin and totally predictable. Ick. And sex scenes are usually as lame as can be.
    Porn is as unromantic as anything could be.
    So, to romance, I would definitely include crazy, passionate, full-body, orgasmic sex, even though romance is much more than just sex.

    • Nother nice answer 👍🙂

  • romantic and also
    romantic and also
    https://www.youtube.com/embed/2sGJtDuUbHY

    it can leave you with a memory that never goes away no matter hw far you go in life...

    • 👍👍🙂

  • The Male Human on here is 100% right. That how it is

    • Male human lololol :))

  • It would be very romantic comedy seduction funny it would have sex or the art of fore play lust and passion

    • Nice 👍

  • How about a "Comedy"... LOL... 😎

    • 🤔🤣

    • Like the time when I was in my mid-twenties and things were getting hot and heavy with my girlfriend. I reached for a pack of condoms and instead picked up a pack of chewing gum... LOL

  • In my eyes... romantic. In her eyes porno. She has the highest sex drive of any girl I have ever been with.

    • But that's a good thing right lol

    • Oh yes. It is a very good thing. It isn't black and white. She loves that I cuddle and caress and lightly kiss her back with my short beard non-stop, really loves when I caress her ass (she puts my hand there). She purrs when I do that and I love giving her all the sex she needs. And she really loves kissing. She does sometimes wear me out 3-5 times, so we agree I can go into #starfish_mode, and her riding really gets her off fast. So it is romantic touch most of the time until she rolls over and I know its go time... again.

    • Better than none

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  • Romantic Comedy, at best!! Loved and Lost, with a lot of casual jokes, and self-deprecating humor!!

  • A good healthy mixture

    • 👍🙂 that works lol

  • A romantic comedy

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