Virgin's, do you know how to have sex?

[purplepoppy]

Now I'm going to assume you know where to put your penis but just how much planning have you put into the big day. In the thousands of hours watching porn you've clocked up have you learnt where about on the vagina the entrance is and what angle you need to be? Has porn taught you the most effective thrusting speed and rhythm? Will you be following the procedure laid down in so many porn scripts or creating your own?

In short if I knocked on your bedroom door door right now are you ready for the real thing?

[nousername26]

@purplepoppy

You'll remember a few days ago purplepoppy that I said how symbolic and meaningful i thought of doggy-style anal sex "if done "my way" and such" and how i described it in some detail and you commented replied "true and how you thought there can be symbolism from the act the way i wrote it."

In conclusion, gee poppy, i didn't realise after i wrote that post days ago, that you @purplepoppy once wrote an answer on GAG about your first time having anal under on your back under a pillow and the internal thoughts you quoted in your head, sounded exactly like my own imagination but for doggy-style, and i'm sure my own post before i even had read your really old post on how you had anal for the first time and "you could'nt believe you were really getting fucked" and all those swirling thoughts emotions... we almost think alike... and si i'll conclude this by saying maybe i must've left an impression on you with my post.

And that you could darn well bet, even a 26 year old virgin who's not gay and who's never been to prison (but i have been to local court here in Australia, once) that i could imaginarily, would totally rock your world, dear little Welsh lady you.

And i've liked redheads (gingers) for 3 years now. But i also like all hair colours. Gingers have the best pale skin.

[oncpl]

I had heard and read about sex but didn't know what a pussy look like and how did cock perform, except that it should penetrate into pussy. My first ever experience was with a bit older girl. She was living next door in same building and was frequent visitor to us to meet my sister. She used to chat with me also. Once she came to our apartment when I was alone. Our chat turned to sex. The she dropped her clothes showing me her body, and asked me to show mine to her. It was my first vision. After a few days we had sex, she brought porn we watched jointly. In short, porn came later into my life while living porn was the beginning.

[oncpl]

Thanks for MHG.

[PlacentaSalad]

I've only ever watched hentai which often involves tentacles or aliens of some kind so I'm not sure how reliable it'd be. You don't look like a chick from hentai so I probably wouldn't be able to achieve a boner if I even heard you knocking on my door anyway.

[Lliam]

I did okay my first time even though there wasn't any porn around for lessons. I managed to find her wet, squishy part with my fingers and then guide myself in. She was super turned on, so I slid in easily. I didn't last long that first time, though. It was pretty quick. LOL I was super thrilled to see and feel a real female body for the first time. My only familiarity with women's bodies up to then was Playboy Magazine.

[ohshee]

I really wish you would hurry up

[Marcuslrh]

I new what to do at age 7 being groomed by my baby sitter so I was way past being ready for the next women

[TonyV]

Well I know porn is basiclly what not too do.
I know foreplay is inportant and the first 1 or 2 times we may not do much more than foreplay.
When I do make it past foreplay I'm gonna try to rub against the the clit and g spot up top as I thrust and start slow and slowly increase speed. I've heard going from fast to slow really makes a girl not have a good time.

Unfortunately the only real way to get good is too do it, so my first time is probably gonna suck, thanks for reminding me.

[normalice]

What if I've only ever had butt sex with girls? Am I still a virgin?

[ChocoBrownieMonster]

whatever, you're either good at it or you're not, experience doesn't change anything

[TadCurious]

When I was 16 and had sex for the first time I didn't really know where the vaginal opening was. I just fumbled around as if the entire area between the inner labia was the opening. Consequently the girl I was with had to put it in for me. After that first time (which was short in duration but otherwise thrilling) I made it a point to educate myself about the intricacies of female genital anatomy. And it was a very fun and exciting area of study, usually accompanied by my getting an erection.

[josephinelcajon]

Just like masturbation its an instinct even babies hump things

[oldawg]

Guys YOU GOTTA REMEMBER that the girls always cum first and preferably more than once. It's not all about you getting your rocks off

[Don-_-Don]

This sure is a clever way to throw shade at the virgins.

[Drumlin2001]

I was a very late bloomer, very nervous about phusocal intimacy. When it finally got to the time with girlfriend, now ex, i went down on her, slipped my fingers in and made her cum. Was a real thrill for me and a real surprise to her!
When it came to sex she climbed on top at first. When we went to switch to missionary i had a little hit of trouble working out angles, but soon got it.
Porn can teach you some things, others you have to learn as you go

[BillieJean1070]

I knew the mechanics before my first time.

[TCredo]

lol... I have a feeling if you knocked on the door of a virgin right now and said "let's fuck", he would spontaneously cum over and over while still fully clothed... ending up on the floor writhing with spasms and unable to speak as his body over and over rolls in convulsions.

[chriscdi]

well I don't know how it feels or how it will be but i have made a promise to myself to make her cum on the first time, ill use my mouth if i have too.

[Cobb1919]

My first time was at 15. Didn't have access to porn. We were both virgins.

It was awkward as fuck. My dumbass thought the opening to the vagina was just a bit lower than the clit and between the labia. So I kept aiming for that spot. She had to grab my penis and slide it in.

Bottom line is we both orgasmed. She said it was the strongest orgasm she had up to that point.

[MadBoy]

Actually if you knocked on my bedroom door I'd think you broke into my house...

[Chris_u006]

My first time was for 4 hours without any pause and continued after multiple orgasms from both me and her. I know how the excitement felt, and it was that excitement that kept us going. So I must have learned something from porn I think, and I didn't do any beginner mistake either. But then again, im bigger down there than micropenis guys, im average and on top of that I listen and obey the more demand.

[Daniel3035]

I would be unlike most virgins I actually now what I want and what to do how to do it.

[Fromdusktilldawn]

Yea because of porn