What/When Was Your Last "Did They Really Just Say That" Moment?

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

So mine was about 30 min. ago... My neighbor I'm cool with walks past the house every day on her way to the laundromat in the neighborhood she works at. I'm usually sitting in the window, having my coffee, cig, scrolling replies on here... Sometimes she'll wave, but sometimes you can tell she talking like umm just cuz I see you, can't hear what you're saying... So I'll run out and talk to her sometimes. So this morning, she says "You always sitting in the window like one of those old people. I'm just waiting to see a lot of cats"... Like wow lol really... So I said, I am old Lol... To which she says,"you're not old, you just need some dick"... Like omg wtf😂 Nice to find out first thing in the morning that the neighbors think I'm some dick starved old lady 🤣🤣

[Lliam]

LOL Seriously, WTF? I'm struggling with what to say to that. Maybe she was trying to be funny but it sounded mean.

My "Did They Really Just Say That" moments happen every time I hear a Democrat open their mouth. I'm a lefty, not conservative or Republican, but Democrats have gone stark raving mad. They really have no respect for people's intelligence. And their supporters in mainstream media are beyond absurd. Not that I consume any msm, but I do see clips and quotes on social media.

Sometimes my wife will pop off with something that catches me off guard and makes me crack up. I can't think of anything recent right now, though.

Sometimes people on GAG say shit, either knowingly or unintentionally, that makes me react like that.

Also, the best kind of humor makes you spew your drink and say "He did NOT just say that!" Yeah, bbb, your jokes can do that. LOL I see some pretty funny memes on Facebook, too.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Lol thanks nah she wasn't trying to be mean.. Think she thought saying I'm not old I just need D, was her thinking she was being nice lololol I'd love to find stray cats to have all over the yard when she walks by this morning 🤣🤣

[ArrowheadSW]

When the pandemic first started, there is a local radio talk show host who was complaining about the mask shortage. He said, "Why is it that all the doctors and nurses get them and we don't?" Like come on, if anyone should have them it should be medical personnel... That guy was out to lunch... LOL

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Right!

[Dazed0N0Confused]

First off, she can fuck off. But mine was a little over a week ago when an old classmate of mine came into my place of business, I bartend and I make great money doing it, and he looks me up and down and said "What the fuck? You bartend? You used to be so smart!"
I don't think people realize how much effort goes into bartending, the smarter you are the better you are at the job, just like ANY job. My fellow bartender and I made $500-$700 a piece on Fridays before covid because we read the crowd, we know our job, and we ran our asses off.
I wanted to punch him in the face because I love my job, and I'm a smart lady, just because someone works in the service industry doesn't mean they aren't smart. We just love the money we walk out with at the end of the night and we make more in one night than most people make in 2weeks.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Yeah people are stupid, you should of made him a nasty drink, and just blamed it on stupidity 🤣🤣I hate when people think a college degree makes em smarter than those that didn't... Just makes them more book educated, and not always even that

[Dazed0N0Confused]

I mean Spiced Jager & Red Bull was what he ordered, I don't think it can get any nastier than that.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Yeah that's true lol

[xLyndseeyx]

About two weeks ago.

I was working a job. I got told I was about to be written up... Wells. The manager sat me down. Tried to write me up. I ended up quitting, knowing that I didn't deserve to be written up. When the manager told me the situation, I had 'that moment.' With no cameras at my work, this team leader asked me if I could help out this department before they leave for the day. I decided to help out. I let the team leader know I'm going on my 15 minute break. If he needs anything, I'll be back. I come back. Everything was okay.. Was going back to work. The manager pulls me to the side. Asked me why I was away from my Scan gun. I admitted to him how I was helping out a different department. HE DIDN'T believe me! Yet told me how much I help out the department... Oooooh.. I was PISSED.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Yeah that sounds messed up

[ineedatan]

YIKES! Did you spit out the coffee in your mouth and give her a death glare?

I took a jog at a local park and paused to sit on a bench on the grass. There we loads of Canadian geese around and this old man beside me looks over and said "these damn pests, makes me wanna shoot them and eat em!" I mean... I don't disagree with him, just got me off guard with him saying it as a conversation starter lol

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Least he was talking bout the geese and not you 🤣 cuz then yeah that would a been really crazy, creepy.. Lmao

[ineedatan]

Oh my! I wouldn't have been creeped, I would have been dead scared lol 😅

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤣🤣🤣 right lol

[1Sophisticatedme]

Haaaa haaa!😄😄😄😉 thats just crazy man!!! But freaken funny at thesame time!!

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Right! Lolol

[JackSmy]

A little while ago, with a post, and some idiot said that "them" was somehow RACIST!!
This racism shit is getting out of control!

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Yeah and it's usually the people that are racist without admitting or realizing that calling others racist

[JackSmy]

@brainsbeforebeauty Not sure how to interpret that. . .

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Just the way I meant it... The people that are crying about racism are usually the one guilty of that behavior... If someone calls someone racist just for disagreeing not having same views, then that's literally saying it's their race why disagreeing and that's not true

[JackSmy]

@brainsbeforebeauty Ah, YES!! Thanks for clarifying!! Seems that happens way too much now!! Crazy Curfew, AGAIN, in Minneapolis, because of some misunderstanding, and I am just guessing, "racial", but looting, and violent protests tonight!

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Probably because of the police officer involved shooting in Kenosha Wisconsin. They're under curfew in z Kenosha but z Milwaukee isn't this time

[JackSmy]

@brainsbeforebeauty How is it, STATISTICALLY, that cops keep shooting Black people, NOW? Like seriously, how does this keep happening, even with all of the SUPER HYPE, and ATTENTION TO IT?

[MrsJaximus-Lion]

yesterday at work i work with a lot of idiots and somehow they are mad they dont get promoted so real idiots and they say a lot of stupid things but they are too dumb to see it and am having that moment a lot lol

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Aww sorry to hear that

[Tamera952]

That's one of the funniest things I read in a long time! Hysterical -- I almost spilled coffee on myself cracking up about it.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Oops sorry lol you ain't drinking coffee now are you? Cuz couldn't find stray cats to litter the years with... So made a sign that says "GOT DICK?" that imma hold up next time she walks by 🤣🤣

[5points2gspot]

Was playing a card game called “asshole” that had a thumb rule. That and going out to ladies night and the courage awakens 🍹 💃🏼

[Jjpayne]

I'd say... Um... I was invited to a small gathering of college aged student's and I think the closest moment to this was having nothing to say. They said I invited him because he's cool but I really had nothing cool to bring with me 😂 I guess I had nothing to start with so I did not know what to talk about so awkward... I had one or two mini conversations but it was mostly just awkward the whole time I was so glad to get out of there

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Yeah I bet

[DrippingHoney]

You have to respect her honesty! At least you know what's on her mind lol.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Right lolol cuz she just broke up with her guy lolol

[Kaneki05]

Nothing wrong with good advice which that women be giving lol. It's hard to keep track of that since half the stuff i say and half the stuff my friends say are the "Did you really just say that".

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Right Lolo

[BeenThereLovedIt]

Pretty much every time a trump support speaks, and usually distrubing

[LEADFOOTboi]

Q - Q sounds deportable

[Gwenhwyfar]

She was tryna be nice 😊

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Lololol I guess 🤣

[lanadelrey25]

Holy fuq she did not just say that! You look so good, not old

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Yeah makes you wonder why people say the things they do?

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

I don't know I thought I just looked sleepy lololol

[JosyJosy]

Some guy 'if I argue with a girl does she like me' or something along those lines

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Yeah those questions.. Or the cashier smiled at me, does she want me lol how bout it's her job to be friendly to the customers

[humanearth]

Oh my Lord, she did not. But mine came this weekend. My wife said I'd make a better looking ugly woman with a beard. Then a hairless man.

(By the way. I'm clean shaven. My beard and mustache is gone. Wife wanted to see my face for our anniversary. That was my little gift to her. Then shorty after she made that comment)

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Umm that's kinda my fault lol sorry

[humanearth]

How is it your fault?

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Cuz "mother earth" asked a question and I mentioned your legs looking better in a bikini than mine would... Didn't know she didn't know the pics you put in question... Sorry (sad face) lol

[humanearth]

That explains a lot about this weekend and the uncontrollable laughter. Things are making since now.

[humanearth]

Here I thought she was done gag

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Well, it took me a minute, but "mother earth" who lives on a farm in Wisconsin, I'm not that blonde to not connect the dots, so I privately asked if there was a connection.. it was day or two later that question and then yeah her reaction lololol she want really mad, just talked about giving you shit lolol and then yeah the ugly woman comment cracked me up lololol ugly woman with nice legs lol but hey she did leave nice reply on the who wore it better question... Yeah you busted there too lololol

[humanearth]

So basically you ratted me. out. without knowing. No wonder the shit talk about photos online. And I tried to play dumb and she had proof the whole time.

[humanearth]

I have made it to the bottom of notecations yet. Maybe thats why she is hiding in the kitchen. She knows I'm on gag right now to.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Lolol yes I was an innocent tattle tale lololol okay first time, but sheet car already out the bag sent link to the who wore it better question lololol

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

* after cat out the bag

[humanearth]

Some how I think you wanted to have fun and maybe try to get me in a pickle. (By the way, I would have done the same thing to my friends to. Good play You gave me a taste of my own medicine without even knowing it)

[humanearth]

I think it's the Wisconsin bound that only people from Wisconsin get

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Hey, not my fault you tell them not to put pics of you out there as you doing it lololol and I didn't know, I figured you all married, you both on GAG, your know what the other is up to on here. And least I fessed up lololol

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

So can't say I'm not totally honest lololol

[humanearth]

I would hate to see you to together at a party. You two would gang up on me. I can see it now

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Not me, little Miss totally innocent lololol

[humanearth]

Reminder to self. Don't get drunk around you and my wife. Because I know something will happen

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Lololol

[MotherEarth2020]

You were so busted. 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

[MotherEarth2020]

Oh hun I forgot your at home and can't see them. I'm just laughing at your ass.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@MotherEarth2020 😂😂😂 you guys are too funny lololol

[TCredo]

lol... very funny... thanks for sharing and I could picture it :)

Mine was couple of days ago... on a work conf call which involved a customer and a partner and the partner basically told the customer to go pound sand... gonna be some un-partnering happening soon :)

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Oh yeah that's no way to talk to a customer

[TCredo]

lol... yes... more like it's a text book example in the chapter entitled "How not to talk with customers" :)

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Right!

[ChiTown33]

🤣🤣🤣

[worldscolide]

One of my ex's... When we were still together said, when my grandfather died, and i needed emotional support "Its not my problem i dont care" Broke up the next day and slept with her best friend.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Aww yeah that's messed up... Good riddance to her tho

[worldscolide]

Agreed... Thats literally the only bad thing i can say about her.. She was not a bad person, i just think she was so wrapped up in college that maybe it went in one ear and out the other... At the time i was pissed, but now its more like maybe she just didn't understand.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Yeah unfortunately some people can't understand till they literally experience themselves

[douride2]

I had one similar to that the other morning at the coffee shop. I am still recovering from surgery no lifting twisting or bending. As I was leaving one of my guy friends said remember now no sex eh.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤣🤣 they don't get sex is last thing on your mind after back surgery lol

[douride2]

Yea a bunch of fools

[mikee2020]

was shootin pool one night and heard dude behind me statt shit talkin,, so i started firing back , next thing he says ,,, cattchhhhh me outside,, im like ,, fr?