What would put you off your vinegar stroke the most?

Your in bed with a one night stand banging away but what would kill your orgasm the most
A blind granny on a rocking chair gazing at the bed with unseeing eyes?
Vote A
A dog pining by the bedside for walkies because it needs a pee?
Vote B
Her parents shouting "Jesus still loves you" through the wall
Vote C
Select gender and age to cast your vote:
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  • I voted B.
    A blind granny would probably be getting off on the sounds and remembering when it was her who was getting railed.
    Parents shouting "Jesus still loves you" through the walls would make me laugh and fuck you harder until you started screaming "Oh God, oh God, oh God! Holy Jesus FUUUCK ME!" Then we would both be howling "Oh God!" and "Jesus Christ!" in unison. It would be like a prayer meeting. :-) Your parents could smile and say, "Sounds like our daughter has found the Lord." 🤣🤣🤣

Most Helpful Guy

  • lol... interesting choices... B wouldn't bother me at all... and C would be funny because she'd be moaning "oh God... oh God... oh God..." lol... but A... blind or not that would likely throw me off my game :)

Most Helpful Girl

  • The granny. She can still hear I imagine.

    The dog wouldn't be fun either, I'd probably suggest to take him for a quick walk before we continue.

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  • That is so funny I have a feeling next time I get laid I will be thinking of you granny peeing and banging the he'll out of her saying Jesus still loves you

  • I mean can nana still hear?

    • Would it matter?

    • Depends if she keeps quiet or shouts "go on son give it to her"

    • Ooo... i'd probably have buzzed it out.

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  • when she hears him say he's cumming
    when she hears him say he's cumming
  • I'm not really the one night stand guy, but I'm convinced that I could disregard all three of those 😉

  • None of the above would stop me from banging it out.

  • all/any

  • The dog. The other two poll options, were both water off a duck's back to me. As in, i'd ignore it. One's blind and the other's are religious nuts but at least don't mind me banging away, they just like to commentate. Lol.

  • Not sure!

  • None of these except the dog would put me off haha im a dawg. Ya know what i would slide my cock out boot the dog up the ass put it in the garden go back, get her to suck me a little then carry on fam haha

  • When she farts! Ewww

  • Probably third one

  • Lol Jesus still does

  • A smelly fart or if she shit the bed

  • C might actually turn me on.

    Also imagining Kevin Spacey's disembodied head floating in front of you really does the trick, at least that's what works for a lot of people.