Does good sex sound more like stirring a bowl of mac n cheese or plunging a toilet?

[Meatunnel69]

[PrudentGuy]

oh so unromantic...

Good sex is to pour cool melted cheese on her tits, naval and vagina then lick them off; followed by coconut oil into her anus and start pumping with your thumb or middle finger and stiring her vagina concurrently until she oozes.

After she woooo and ahhhh and totally wet, suck off the heavenly juice like you thirst for a scorching day.

Then fuck her like a jackhammer in doggystyle like you're demolishing a wall.

Ya... this is how you fuck good!

[Nicholas1326]

I picked B. I've watched my fair share of amateur couple porn on PornHub and before everyone gets on my back about porn being, well, porn, i would argue a soft squishy, really soft plunger-like sound, would be for any penetrative sex.

Think how much lube applied to her arse, and her natural lubricant in her V and the quantities, respectively.

Depends how much lube, how wet she is for vaginal, and if the guy's being a jackhammer or being a cello. Oof.

[Yads_Is_Back]

Neither. I’m good sex there’s more passion and therefore much better sounds.

[Yads_Is_Back]

In* my bad

[jjj101010]

Think he meant the actual physical sounds not with the moaning lol

[Meatunnel69]

Sounds your moist hoo-hah makes

[purplepoppy]

Depends on if it's anal or vaginal

[Meatunnel69]

Not sure if to laugh or vomit

[Yads_Is_Back]

I laughed lol

[Meatunnel69]

@Yads_Is_Back but secks probably sounds silent

[Nicholas1326]

Depends how much lube, how wet she is for vaginal, and if the guy's being a jackhammer or being a cello.

[Marcuslrh]

The sound varies from person to person and on the length of time your having sex for