What's your worst fart during sex story?

[Anonymous]

Best story gets most helpful answer

[Dargil]

Not so much worst, as just topical. I was doing 69 with a girl.

She had a pretty strong orgasm that obviously made her push out. When she did, she let out a resounding PHARTTT. Anyone who does 69 knows where the guy's eyes and nose are during it. After she came, I pulled away. She was horrified and started to apologize. That's when I started laughing like an idiot. When she realized I wasn't angry, she started laughing as well.

[dreamstar72]

Here is a funny one, it really happened a few years back, it called ‘my wife deadly fart’. My wife and I just finished having sex and we were laying down smoking and talking. Suddenly my wife leaves a loud fart at the worst moment possible, because right after the sound ended the bed falls down making a much louder crash. It was funny to me not to my at first.

[chriscdi]

i farted and she went flying through the wall and went right through it, since then i became a superhero and fight crime with my super farts

[Massageman]

I could certainly create some fictitious tale, but I can't live a lie- even for an MHO.
I never had fu -- -- ing flatulence.

[TylerWilliams567]

Worse fart story is having anal sex with this woman and she farted almost knocked me out rotten eggs

[thatnicksuitsme]

I never farted while having sex. I’m controlling it every moment 😂

[Anonymous]

A girl farted in my face once and I almost died