Girls, What was your worst and/ or funniest cumshot experience lol?

[RickyyyG]

[Anonymous]

Worst : Giving a blowjob, I wasn’t expecting the first shot and it hit the back of my throat. I started choking and had to pull away from him.

Funniest : I had sex in the back of a car with a guy and he pulled out when he came. It went all over my chest and stomach. We couldn’t find anything to clean me up with so I was using my panties to wipe up as much as I could. I kept finding little globs of it I missed. Finally I’m like... Jesus is there anywhere you DIDN’T cum? He laughed and then I started laughing. When I finished cleaning up as best I could, I said good job and then he high fived me.

[hunnybee019]

Cumming all over my face, I had my back towards the door and he was facing it. His roommate opened the door without knocking and just gave him a huge smile and a thumbs up. I didn't see because my eyes were closed.. he didn't tell me until like a couple days later

[RickyyyG]

Omg lol. At least your back was towards the door and he didn't see ur face haha

[purplepoppy]

I'm collecting a semen sample from a ram and I slipped managing to twist my ankle in the process.

[DrippingHoney]

The first time I gave a bj, I didn't really understand how guys came. I thought it all came out at one time so I was ready for one spurt. The second spurt caused me to choke so I pulled back and he came out of my mouth. The next several spurts hit me on the face and chest. At the time it was the worst, now it is the funniest.

[Anonymous]

I was sucking up my boyfriend and he didn't tell me he was cumming so when he did it hit me in my eye my nose my face and my hair. i had to go to school with no make up on