When you woke up?

[NicolaJ35]

What was the first thing you did?

[Anonymous]

Check in with the gonads to see if they're still there, go to the toilet, wash hands, pick nose thoroughly, wash hands thoroughly, continue deep excavation of any remaining nasal debris- alternating hands under running water until nostrils are squeaky-clean and give me an evaporation-chill when inhailing, wash hands thoroughly, wash face.

[jestergent]

Hit snooze. Hush up beep beep.

BEEP BEEP

Wack.

BEEP BEEP

Wack.

Oh wait it's time to go to work.

Click.

I woke up wacking off.

No not like that. Wow you perrrrves

[NicolaJ35]

Haha that was funny

[Dazed0N0Confused]

Pet my cat who decided that when her mommy first wakes up it's a good time to walk all over her bladder, then lay on it, for 30min...

[NicolaJ35]

You could do without that

[jenna92]

I was out of coffee when I woke up this morning 🤦‍♀️ so I had a Guinness 😁😁😁

[NicolaJ35]

Morning Guinness? Couldn't do without my morning coffee

[jenna92]

@nicolaj35 Right? Believe me, it wasn't my first choice. My roommate ran to the store to get coffee, she knows I no good at all without coffee 😁😁😁

[NicolaJ35]

We're the same honey, can't function without coffee Guinness, hate the stuff.

[Paris13]

I went Online but then at 6Am, A HUGE Website Collapse for hours!!! xx

[NicolaJ35]

Hate it when that happens!!

[Paris13]

I know!!! I freak OUT!!! xx

[NicolaJ35]

So do I darling

[Paris13]

Ali says though no problem with this on Fb this morning. You guys must have been okay out there, sweetheart. xx

[NicolaJ35]

Yes it was fine here

[ohshee]

Lol Nicola if I new you better I would be such a smart ass right now lol anyway turn the coffee on because most of the time I wake up before the timer clicks of on

[NicolaJ35]

What's stopping you from being a smart arse lol?

[ohshee]

Ok I had t answers 1 You lol 2 you

[ohshee]

I had 2 answers

[NicolaJ35]

Lol @ U

[ohshee]

If you want to I will more than once lol

[NicolaJ35]

Sure you will lol

[ohshee]

Mmm see even you agree that's so hot lol

[NicolaJ35]

Yeah lol

[ohshee]

Mmmm yess

[StopitSkip]

I always check my messages first before pretty much anything else

[NathanDavis]

my cat wakes me up, so I told her... five more minutes

[AaronKrieger]

Try go back to sleep, but I wasn't able to last night.

[NicolaJ35]

Me neither

[James944R1]

This morning, I dragged myself out of bed to put some cakes on the griddle and watch the sunrise before getting dressed for work. It was a nice, relaxing morning.

[ecfresh]

Grabbed my phone and said ‘crazy dreams’

[NicolaJ35]

Crazy dreams?

[ecfresh]

I did last night

[NicolaJ35]

Want to share?

[ecfresh]

Forgotten the details by now. Had 3 dreams. One involving my parents where we ate at a hole in the wall and I feel like that’s where they actually met and never told me. Another was sexual in nature but blanking on why. And the other had some anxiety like there were locusts on the back porch but don’t remember the plot. All in all when I finally woke up it didn’t feel restful.

[NicolaJ35]

Crazy dreams yeah Mum and Dad Food Sex Anxiety

[likelyOK]

Got ready for yoga and made coffee

[NicolaJ35]

Made coffee too Not sure about the Yoga haha

[likelyOK]

Coffee cheers us on for things we need to get done

[NicolaJ35]

Once I have i'm ready to go :)

[likelyOK]

That’s what I like to tell myself I also use it as a reward

[NicolaJ35]

Great, an incentive :)

[modeve]

I kiss my husband. It is my daily ritual.

[NicolaJ35]

Lovely It's always nice to kiss your SO and have a daily ritual

[modeve]

Oh! yes, it is. Excellent beginning of day.

[NicolaJ35]

Certainly is

[eat_love_workout]

I undid my self bondage

[NicolaJ35]

What?

[josephinelcajon]

First thing I did was masterbate for a half hour edging it was relaxing

[NicolaJ35]

You must have been horny as hell!!

[josephinelcajon]

Still am lol going for round two right now!

[NicolaJ35]

You're not the only one who is horny as hell today!

[Dargil]

Head for the toilet.

[NicolaJ35]

Shit lol

[helva]

At 06 AM and I watched the news on tv.

[NicolaJ35]

OMG, that was early, I know that time well But, today it was later waking up as i'm off :D

[humanearth]

Turn off alarm clock
Took a Pee
Made breakfast
Made coffee
Went and milked cows

[bigpappaforu]

Once my morning wood went down I'd go pee but if I'm with a female I'd try to make out with her first

[NicolaJ35]

Most would do that

[bigpappaforu]

Morning sex is great

[NicolaJ35]

Agree with you

[Nikki1989]

Made coffee

[NicolaJ35]

Me too

[douride2]

I went for a pee.

[NicolaJ35]

So did I haha

[reptocarl2]

Open my eyes

[NicolaJ35]

There had to be one lol

[Deeb3]

Breakfast

[The_Mad_Pirate]

Take care of the morning wood.

[NicolaJ35]

Of course!