Would giving oral to a car dealership sales man get me a good deal?

[Anonymous]

[DSimus]

Hahahahaha

No

Are you going to ask AT the dealership or do you "know a guy" who works at a dealership and you think you can get a good deal if he gives you some throat yoghurt?

Either way you're going to be the one getting fucked because he can get a blowjob and still come away with an awesome commission by making you think you got a cherry deal but so many fees and hidden costs went in that you did all that work for nothing.

Have some damn self respect.

[Asker]

Really :/ i want a good deal..

[DSimus]

Go to Amazon. com and type in "Getting to Yes: Negotiating Agreement Without Giving In" There. Buy that book. That will get you a good deal. And you can keep using that knowledge throughout life. Or just keep parting both sets of lips to get what you want. It'll probably serve you well... for a while. Before your reputation is tarnished and you're viewed as an absolute blight among the community.

[Asker]

What a blight?

[Samoht_Sirrom1]

A disease or plague

[Samoht_Sirrom1]

Might get you arrested and him fired... Or he could still refuse to give a good deal... After all going to the cops and says "Hey I offered tip sick a guys dick for a good deal on a car and he agreed but after the blowjob refused to give me the deal..." Could (Sarcasm Here) Never be seen as prostitution...

[DrippingHoney]

He'll tell you he's giving you a good deal but probably no better than you'd get otherwise. The sales manager needs to approve all sales so you'll need to blow him too. They'll need to answer to the dealership owner at the end of the month so there's another cock to suck. Plus if there's a woman in one of these positions, you better enjoy the taste of pussy.

[Asker]

Dam really?

[DrippingHoney]

Sorry but the salesman is just the messenger. He doesn't approve sales prices for cars.

[chrissykerdock]

can't hurt to try or to ask... you can say how much can you take off for a blowjob then you got to deliver... i think it would be more embarassing than good... or wear a mini skirt but they take advantage of women as it is... your probably better off disguising as poor you have 5 kids kind of deal

[PrudentGuy]

Nope, unless its part of the deal. (Note: (no offence) he'll then take into account the price of getting a whore.)

[AustinMan]

You need to go down on the sales manager. He's the pricing decision maker.

[AllieOops]

You may think it does but they have a certain profit margin built into a sale. So the $10 he gives you off for getting him off will not break him. No telling what it does for you.

[purplepoppy]

You never get a good deal. The salesman is told well in advance how much to sell the car for and it's deliberately overpriced so he can pretend to knock cash off. If anything it's best to target them when their worried about hitting sales targets and that's where sex comes in, use it to gain info on his rivals then use it to beat them down.

[nodnol32]

Exactly. This is what so many people don't understand. For eg, not just with sales people. But lets look at a more relateable example, for eg, you get a 50% voucher at a restaurant and it turns out they're giving them vouchers to a lot of people. I don't dance and think yay 50% off! I think to myself how big are their profit margins that they are able to give such a discount.

[DaMack999]

You wanna work in my company

[nodnol32]

Since when did this become LinkedIn @damack999 😂

[DaMack999]

I liked your negotiation lol tactics a girl taking one for the team attitude. That's CEO on my company.

[nodnol32]

Thank you sir. Does your company take applicants based in England :p

[DaMack999]

Unfortunately not. Only Americans.

[nodnol32]

You can sponsor my visa. Send me on a flight with first class seats and a posh flat to reside in during my time in America with your company. Think of it as your company's best import 😂😂

[OlderAndWiser]

TROLL ALERT!!!

[rachel776]

haha yes of course, even if he had to pay for some of it himself

[Apple1996]

Oh that's exactly what I did to get a good deal on my car 😆 but no not really. I gave the guy a sob story about how I wanted a safer car for my family and legit almost cried. I didn't plan on doing that but it did work. He special ordered my car since they didn't have any of the ones with special features.

[TheMeditativeOwl]

Wow you didn't even need sexuality!

[shy_guy_30]

In this economy he should be eating you out to make you cum and agree to buy the car

[Truthatanycost]

Yea, it might get you a good deal on an STD.

[Asker]

No lol

[Kiss_Me]

Perhaps.
You will have effectively traded sexual acts for goods or services. The is the definition of Prostitution. Commonly know as being a whore. Never again can you get upset when people use the term to describe you, because you will know it to be true.

[foxrider77]

Depends if your riding stick.

[Dargil]

Sign the deal first and get a copy.

[Bowdabra]

Yes it will it will also tell them that you like to get fucked in more ways than one

[jamesgoldman]

on the secondhand circiut... maybe

Retail or a chain... absolutely not

[chriscdi]

no i doubt it would, they have to profit, which means they can't go too low, you'll get the lowest they recommend which would still be around the same, dealerships buy cars for cheaper and sell it for more, they wouldn't drop the price too much but you can try 🤷🏽‍♂️

[es20490446e]

Good deal for both.

[talulahbee]

Standards are cool too

[genericname85]

if you think of herpes as a good deal, then probably yeah xD

[DIRKINOFF]

Do you know a lot about cars and their values? If so and he is pretty immoral then I'd say yes. I would also say that it kinda means you're a prostitute. I mean I work a BK and I can give you my 20% employee discount for a handy.

[Iron_Man]

Probably but your morals will be smashed forever

[Asker]

Im a striper i have no morals

[Iron_Man]

That’s sad

[Asker]

You're sad

[Iron_Man]

You’re a professional troll obviously

[Asker]

Never trolled before in my life

[Iron_Man]

Lol...

[Asker]

Kk Iran man