Guys, do you get offended when a girl jokes about the size of your d*ck?

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I've only joked about it 3x and it was in a joking matter and i would feel bad making that joke because the first time he wasn't impressed but he was still joking about it
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  • Today, EVERYTHING is either "Offensive" or "Racist"!! Sooooo sick of these children, just crying about every tiny little thing!! When can we just be GROWN-UPS AGAIN, and laugh at jokes, and not feel guilty?
    Carlos Mencia said "RACE MAKES THINGS FUNNY!" He had several examples, but if I post it, I might get censored by the Gestapo, for 'racism' THAT I DIDN'T SAY, and only quoted!! That is how fcked up it is, now!
    Tell your dick joke, and I DOUBT that I would be offended, but then, can I say my 'marriage joke' or 'pussy joke'? I doubt it, without being censored! LOL!! Free Speech, MY ASS!!!

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  • I voted no, because I ain't really that sensitive. However, men are assessed on their manliness on a number of characteristics. Cock size is one of them. And kinda a major one.

    If he is small, and you joke about it, it must be emasculating. So while I voted no, cus that is just me, girls who tease small guys ain't really the type of girls I want in my life.

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  • Nah because I am quite confident about mine and no girl has right to offend me by her comments.

  • I mean if the guy has a small dick and you joke about him having a small dick. Then yeah that's like a huge blow to his ego and self esteem.

  • Nah my Sister in law says mine looks like a Charlotte potato and brings it up a lot

    Guys, do you get offended when a girl jokes about the size of your d*ck?
  • I enjoy the hilarious comments, expressions they make, and their complaining/compliments (can’t tell sometimes). However, they still want to use it. My favorite is when one named it and started talking to it.

  • Can we joke about the size of your vag?

  • I think it's just rude. Especially since it's something men can't change about themselves. It would really dampen someone's self confidence if it was talked poorly about. No one wants to be made fun of.

  • saying mine is similar to the BBC is very offensive.

  • Do you get offended if a guy says you have a flat ass or flat chest it’s pretty much the same, or would you be offended if a guy says you are very lose down there?

  • Give me an example.

  • I would joke with her cause I would hope our communication during sex would be good enough for me to be able to satisfy her.

  • No because I know she isn't serious

  • Not for long.

  • If it's a negative one then yes, and I'm sure any sane someone wouldn't like a man to make any negative joke about their pussy.

  • It wouldn't upset me I think it's a turn-on for a girl to be poking at my cock and say wow that is a little cock , you going let me see how big I can make it get than she proceeds to cock tease than works on giving me a handjob.

  • Yeah, truth hurts

  • No. She can say it’s to big to fit or that it grows too much but that’s not something I can control.

  • No, I think it is hot.

  • That’s why I stopped sending dick pics I’m not small or big but I’m satisfied what I got

  • I did porn, and fit that category. Back when I was sleeping around a lot at parties when size was brought up, the biggest and smallest would be shared around. Inevitably someone would be all "have you seen Anpu... He's..." And there I am in hearing range blushing. It's certainly not polite, and can be a big ego blow to many guys. I've seen relationships end because of it. I would, generally keep that information to yourself in mixed company. Girl talk is just that, keep it there.

  • It's never been a issue.

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