Complete the sentence " my dick/pussy is __________". ?

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  • "My pussy is for a VIP use only"
    "My dick is attached to him but it's still mine not his. I only let him borrow it. I have full claims to it!"

    • Damn!!

    • @doyouwannacumhard 😈🥰😊😇

Most Helpful Guys

  • My d*ck- see, I would of put a detailed answer and like my second anonymous answer on here if anonymous was allowed
    😉

    The responses I see from the ladies though..😳😏
    would definitely have influenced my answer a bit

  • My dick is always ready to be played with any girl wants to and I will eat her hairy pussy out and finger her, too she moans oh fuck me, daddy, oh fuck me, daddy I don't mind the hair, scent, taste.

    • Thanks For Most Helpful Guy :)

Most Helpful Girl

  • A little wet and pleasantly warm

    Have fun tomorrow 😊. Hope a hot guy pounds you super hard.

    • 😮🤩🤔

    • Thank you 😊

    • You bet!

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What Girls & Guys Said

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  • Not as important as much as all the other things I can do to satisfy a woman sexual. 😘

  • My dick is in the mail (Estimated Arrival: Friday.)

    My pussy is chatty and says, "Meow."

    https://www.youtube.com/embed/z3U0udLH974
  • My pussy is so good he’s attached and now I gotta change my number cause he’s getting on my nerves

    • 😂😂😂😂😂

  • See your DM.

    • @AustinMan What are you too embarrassed to say it here?

    • My dick sees your dms

    • @MysteriousDarkness I confess my answer was a bit lewd.

  • going to be happy in 2 minutes.

  • My dick is always ready for more

  • My pussy is between my legs.

  • The one thing that whatever is going on in my life can give me such pleasure and happiness!

  • My dick is a Harley. You kick it to start. (From I am Bwana Dik by Frank Zappa) LOL

  • My dick is like a hot dog. You can eat it whole or take it in bit by bit. But in the end... it always satisfies the soul 🤭

  • My pussycat found all the creeps

  • My dick is attached to my heart.
    ~JSmith

  • My pussy is a birthing spot where my three kids came out of.

    • Do you feel like size matters now?

    • @stevven235 no i never said that. Why would it matter

  • Small.

  • Ready to meet you. 😀

  • ... for fun

  • Needs to be stuffed in to something wet right now

  • I'm disappointed in humanity

  • My pussy is angry! Don't ask me why, tried to find out earlier what's wrong... made it worse.

  • My dick is not the most important part of building a relationship.

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