Do you think it sounds dumb to refer to a woman breasts as "melons"?

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  • Sweet, round and juicy. I've used fruit to describe their size.
    Peach = A-cup.

    Do you think it sounds dumb to refer to a woman breasts as "melons"?

    Yellow Mango = B-cup

    Do you think it sounds dumb to refer to a woman breasts as "melons"?

    Red Mango = C-cup

    Do you think it sounds dumb to refer to a woman breasts as "melons"?

    Grapefruit = D cup

    Do you think it sounds dumb to refer to a woman breasts as "melons"?

    Honeydew Melon =DD/E-cup. aka TITS

    Do you think it sounds dumb to refer to a woman breasts as "melons"?
    • Watermelon = aka JUGS
      Do you think it sounds dumb to refer to a woman breasts as "melons"?

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  • Yeah kind of. At least there also words like banana for a penis and so on... for me the perfect word for female breast is boobs. Why? The B (as capital letter) looks like it the oo looks like it and the s... yeah there two of them :D

Most Helpful Girls

  • hahaha This reminds me of my honey the other night when we are talking of big boob melons and smaller ones called oranges.

    • Thanks, gaggy. hahaha

  • What would that matter when we spend som much time calling penises by other names

    • What do you call a guy’s penis?

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What Girls & Guys Said

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  • I sure do. I also dislike it when women refer to them as "my boobs." To me, a boob is a stupid person. I usually like to hear them referred to as breasts.
    ~JSmith

  • When they are huge, I call them "watermelonomas."

  • Only as dumb as winky, tinkle etc is for a mans

  • There are different size melons and different size boobs. And many gals will tell you that large boobs feel like they are carrying melons. I don’t see a problem with that terminology.

  • Funny to me. Tho boobs are always boobs to me.

  • Better than lemons lol.

  • I’ve always strongly disliked words other than breasts and boobs, I don’t like any other words that refer to them, they just aren’t pleasing words to me. Breasts and boobs are the only two words I like to refer to them

  • Regardless of how you or someone else refers to your sisters that would depend on the two people whether melon sounded dumb or not takes both cuz one's listening one saying and you don't want it to be a turn-off or to be dumb in that situation.

  • yeah it's dumb, when they are tiny xD

  • Yeah... Mellon's aren't jiggly

  • There's been many names for women's breast such as...

    Tits
    Hooters
    Melons
    Jugs
    Knockers

  • Yeah, it is derogatory. Does it bother you?

  • I think so.

  • She can refer to them in. Whatever way makes her comfortable

  • How about Pumpkin 😉😁?

  • It's just one of the slang terms for breasts.

  • Melons seem a lot better than milk bags or tits

  • Yeah probably or cans

  • No, as long as you don't do it all the time.

  • No. - Well maybe it does, but compared to other sexual metaphors not particularly dumb. They need to be of sufficient size though, at least 34E I would say.