What's the weirdest thing you've used (besides your hand) to masturbate?

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Anonymous · Accepted Answer

I used to make homemade fleshlights or pocket pussies just as a craft.
I would cut a section out of a memory foam matress.
Then carve a perfect, anatomically correct vagina into it.
I used various different materials to line it so it would be slippery when lubed with Vaseline.
I made other ones experimenting with ziploc bags half full of warm water, taped together and lubed.
That feels amazing, but always leaks and makes a mess. LoL!
As far as masturbation goes, nothing is more efficient than my hand.

Derekk · Accepted Answer

So as a really young kid, I learned that having a gaming controller vibrating on my dick felt good. I eventually learned that the underside of my dick felt the best when I rubbed it or put a vibrating thing on it. So I used to play this game that made the controller shake when you ran into a wall with your character. My parents thought (and still think) that I had a video game learning disability.

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

The weirdest thing I have used would have to be a tv remote

Breanna_nonbinary · Accepted Answer

I’ve let friends use my ass as a masturbation tool. 😘

Sonorous · Answer

a wallet

itsmeamy · Answer

Brush

josephinelcajon · Answer

When I was a kid I tried using a vase. NOT a good idea! I did not know about lube put my dick in it got hard and couldnt get it off. Mom lol used baby oil to get it loose. I was 5-6

Tobi_Lerone · Answer

I think the wierdest thing was rubbing my self pn the matress (was the first I did something like this I guess). Wasn't well thought because I had to sleep in it right after...

honeybunSs · Answer

Pillow and showerhead🤤

TCredo · Answer

I've humped a bed :) Space between the mattress and box spring... used a plastic bag as a liner... put lots of lube in the bag and on me... and from my knees, went at it. Was actually pretty good lol... I could even increase the tightness by pressing down on the mattress.

In terms of other things people might consider weird... I've enjoyed butt play since I first started masturbating as a young teen... have used all sorts of different things for that :)