Would you rather loudly moan (like a female pornstar) after every sneeze or aggressively bark like a dog when you get angry?

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Would you rather loudly moan (in a feminine way) after every sneeze or aggressively bark like a dog when you get angry?

I'd prefer to loudly moan after every sneeze.

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I wanna bark!

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I wanna moan!

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Superb Opinion

just_a_potato Yoda
+1 y
It'd be soooo awkward if I'm at some friend's grandparent's funeral, and I need to sneeze really bad. Imagine the mental scarring I would acquire that day.
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- Asker
  +1 y
  You don't think people would admire the sound?
- just_a_potato
  +1 y
  Not when granpapa is lying in a casket 7 ft away, I don't think they'd appreciate the sounds I have to offer while they mourn 😂
- Asker
  +1 y
  after every sneeze moan, all you gotta do is compliment someone so they don't get angry!
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- just_a_potato
  +1 y
  "Oh hey nice shoes by the way"
- Asker
  +1 y
  See, you got the hang of it!

Most Helpful Guys

Phoenix98 Master
+1 y
I work around a lot of dust, dirt and grime so I sneeze at least once a day so I think I'll go with bark like a dog every time I get mad since I rarely ever get mad.
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pigoat Guru
+1 y
I don't understand why would anyone wanna moan in a general environment

At least the barking would scare people and show them not to fuck with you
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- Asker
  +1 y
  lEt mE eNjOy mY qUiRk iN pEaCe

Most Helpful Girl

ThongQueenFlirt Xper 6
+1 y
I'm always told I moan too loud. Don't let me be in pain. They say, I know you're hurting, but damn, you sound good lol. It's better than a sneeze lol.
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- Justplay
  +1 y
  Uh huh. Love moans

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What Girls & Guys Said

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Flower7 Master
+1 y
I feel like the barking would be less embarrassing.
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Hangry22 Guru
+1 y
I wanna bark and scare people. But I have really bad allergies. And whenever I sneeze it's like a moan like when you have sex🙄
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- Justplay
  +1 y
  Oh, damn. Listening to you have a sneezing fit would probably make me explode. Lol
- Hangry22
  +1 y
  Well my friends find it cute. Maybe you're a horn dog
- Justplay
  +1 y
  Well, yes, I'm a horndog. Goes without saying. But I do love listening to someone moan. If I witnessed one of your sneezing fits, I'd probably have to go jack off lol
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- Asker
  +1 y
  @Justplay - U might need to get that checked out
Jjpayne Editor
+1 y
Bark like a dog 🙊 😂
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- Asker
  +1 y
  You're missin out dude
Joker_ Master
+1 y
I am indecisive
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- Asker
  +1 y
  I am not
- Joker_
  +1 y
  You are not
- Asker
  +1 y
  I was before
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- Joker_
  +1 y
  You was before
- Asker
  +1 y
  Indecisive, that is
- Joker_
  +1 y
  That is, indecisive
- Asker
  +1 y
  Is that, indecisive?
- Joker_
  +1 y
  You are homosexual
- Asker
  +1 y
  😂 Only if I was born a girl without knowing it
- Joker_
  +1 y
  Indeed
- Asker
  +1 y
  You are homosexual
- Joker_
  +1 y
  You are gay
- Asker
  +1 y
  CEO of wishing thinking
- Joker_
  +1 y
  You are gaysexual
- Asker
  +1 y
  I just want a burger
- Joker_
  +1 y
  don't care didn't ask
- Asker
  +1 y
  The burger was good. Cut it up into 4 pieces.
- Joker_
  +1 y
  don't care didn't ask
- Asker
  +1 y
  I dropped on of the bread pieces on the ground tho
- Joker_
  +1 y
  How typical of you
- Asker
  +1 y
  Seems like you need your commands updated, I could have guess you'd say that too 🐒
- Joker_
  +1 y
  XD I could've predicted you would say that. YOu're literally mindwashed.
- Asker
  +1 y
  CEO of witchcraft
- Joker_
  +1 y
  󠀡󠀡
- Asker
  +1 y
  sEe hOw u Do dAt? ✨ w i t c h c r a f t✨
- Joker_
  +1 y
  Yeah
- Asker
  +1 y
  Now we just gotta find a warlock for your key
- Joker_
  +1 y
  Yeah
DJohns Xper 2
+1 y
The only reason I say bark is cos I already have found myself growling a couple times 🤣
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- Asker
  +1 y
  where, how, and why? 😂
Anonymous
+1 y
Can't i have both?
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