How do you pee with an erection after you wake up (please be specific)?

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Dargil · Accepted Answer

Peeing and a hard erection are  almost  mutually exclusive. The pressure of an erection compresses the urethra to the point you have to push hard to pee. That same compression is why ejaculation shoots. Our sexual plumbing has to create trust for semen to push through the urethra under pressure and help it enter the cervix to conceive. If I stand at the toilet and wait, I will eventually pee but I will also soften.

integrale77 · Accepted Answer

There are a number of options available: -
1. We wait for it to subside.

2. We push it downwards and kind of lean forward a bit but that is kind of like squeezing a hose and can slow things down to a trickle.

3. Have a wank before saves it going to waste 😉

Alaistair · Answer

I just step into the shower pee away and carry on with my bath, angling it down works for some folks, could always sit and pee it doesn't hurt your masculinity in any way and if there's a lady in your life she will definitely appreciate the gesture. Or hold it like a Man and jerk off first! (j/k) but that's fun to do as well.

OlderAndWiser · Answer

Having an erection does not make it impossible for a man to pee. It is only in the brief few seconds immediately before orgasm, and shortly afterwards, that a man can't drain his lizard.

MCheetah · Answer

Very carefully.

nolabels · Answer

I learned the correct trajectory after the first time or two, then it just became instinctual. It's kind of like riding a bicycle. Once you know how, you never forget!

pierre7i · Answer

I wake with morning wood every single time and if I need to pee right away I go to the bathroom + angle it downwards towards the toilet bowl and have no problem at all in peeing with a normal flow

sawno · Answer

I have to wait until after the erection, or if i have it while on the toilet distract my mind to get softer again. Once hard or when hard for to long i won't be able to pee (for a while).

Lynx122 · Answer

I wait for it to start to go away and then push down my dick and pee. When it's fullly erect it's blocked I can't pee.

Kaneki05 · Answer

It's not that difficult just like normal peeing really.

TadCurious · Answer

I don't. I wait for it to go down. I generally go in the kitchen and start the coffee while I'm waiting.

Sevenpointfive · Answer

you have to pee in the urinal in the morning, otherwise known as the shower

hassan9873 · Answer

We can't pee when its hard.. we have to wait for it to be at least a little soft before we can pee.. at least thats what i do..  Is it different with girls?

Reaperbot666 · Answer

stand back a bit and angle it downward if able. other wise wait for it to go away or deal with it.

Apope16 · Answer

I wait. Think of non sexual things. It comes out crazy. Sometimes I have to masturbate first.

GoodGuyBreakingBad · Answer

I usually go pee then go take care of the erection, I squeeze the head of my cock feels so amazing wish I had a girl do it for me then I cum a huge load in the toilet feels so good... Mmmm !!!

magiusX26 · Answer

same way i do when i pee fully erect when its not morning wood.

mich15smith · Answer

you push the same way you push to pee except harder. also you can't pee while hard if you push your erection down so you have to lean forward

finallylettinggo · Answer

One does not simply pee with morning wood, one performs morning wood yoga while extreme concentration and aim is enabled 🤣 you just stand a little farther back, put a hand on the wall, lean forwards and adjust the erection as needed for aim. In terms of morning wood yoga this is know as the downwards triangle tinkle pose 😜