Guys what would you do if a lesbian at your job came up to you and told you she’s going to steal your girl?

There’s this emo couple at my job and the girl told me she’s bisexual and I’m going to go up to the guy and tell him “Ever since your bitch told me she’s bisexual it’s on you better watch out it’s about to be open season on that pussy” I mean what’s he gonna do beat me up? I’m a girl!
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  • Frankly, if I was with a closeted lesbian, I would be very grateful another lesbian came up and revealed the truth to me. I have zero attraction to queer/gay women. I feel sorry for that poor guy getting cucked by a lesbian who has no shame telling other chicks she's gay.

    Also, I have I NO reservations taking a swing on a girl, for what it's worth. Equals rights and lefts, after all. It's Current Year. I'd beat the crap out of any man, woman, senior, or handicapped guy who actually deserved it. (Shrugs)

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  • TROLL ALERT!

  • I'd laugh at her and tell her "good luck with that".

  • If the one I am with, is so easily coerced into lesbianism, then I say, GO FOR IT! Why am I going to try to force someone to be something that they demonstrate that they are not?
    Plenty of others out there!!! Just free to go out and meet those AMAZING ONES!! :)

  • I'm single right now but if a girl threatened to do that while I was married I'd say "I'd like to see you try". My ex-wife was so vanilla she was offended by the idea of touching her own pussy for pleasure so put her in a situation where she might touch another or be touched by another woman in a sexual way would be interesting to see!

  • I would smirk and advise the lesbian lady to go ahead and try, so that I can watch my partner tell them with a half-outraged, half-contemptuous facial expression, that they are most definitely not into any queers or those individuals who apparently call barn and pasture their homes.

  • I'd wish her luck cos i dont have a girlfriend at the moment

  • I'd make sure she never speaks to you ever again and consider you an enemy from that moment. Don't ever expect my help, don't ever expect me to be nice to you and if you do ever get into trouble i will not save you. And from a guy who everyone always depended on for help at work that would be quite a big threat.

  • Laugh in her face and say good luck

  • I would make sure it's in full view of colleges, physically laugh at you to make sure everyone hears, then explain to you that I have full faith in my girl and that you're a terrible person for even suggesting it

  • 🚨troll alert🚨

  • Honey, if you can accomplish that, she wasn't for me anyway. More power to you both.

  • If he reports you to HR, you can definitely get fired for saying something like that.

    Because if they don't fire you, they could absolutely be held liable in a sexual harassment lawsuit.

  • You people are sick. Homosexuality is still one or two percent - people don't just decide to convert one day.

  • he might totally beat you up. or he could just laugh at you

  • I wouldn't recommend doing that. It might negatively affect your workplace environment.

  • I will use reverse psychology on her she she would have no clue. And he may lay hands on you be careful😢.

  • She tried and couldnt. Lol she is a good friend.

  • I'd tell my girlfriend to go along with it so we can tie you up and introduce you to bisexuality with my cock, concubine! Then you'd be our girlfriend together, muahaha!

  • That's a phone call to HR.

  • He may not beat you up, but his girlfriend might :)

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