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Which one of these dating profiles gives you the most laughs?

I know they are likely not true but they are still funny and even funnier if they are true 😂
Which one of these dating profiles gives you the most laughs?
Message the sh#t out me
Vote A
Which one of these dating profiles gives you the most laughs?
I've given up dating but can you fix something for a date
Vote B
Which one of these dating profiles gives you the most laughs?
I have a wife and you will pay for both our dinners
Vote C
Which one of these dating profiles gives you the most laughs?
Can't afford a vibrator, so here we are
Vote D
Which one of these dating profiles gives you the most laughs?
I've finally answered the chicken and egg question
Vote E
Which one of these dating profiles gives you the most laughs?
Let's cuddle while I sacrifice you to my dark overlord
Vote F
Which one of these dating profiles gives you the most laughs?
More people in one body means less dating
Vote G
Select gender and age to cast your vote:
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Most Helpful Girls

  • Everyone on this damn list scares the fuck out of me maybe with exception to the first one unless of course her crazy lover comes after you oh fuck no wonder people complain about dating apps is this what they've turned into?

    🤯😱😳🥴🤮👎

    I NEVER WANT TO BE SINGLE IN TODAYS WORLD...
    ⬅️----- Runs and hide under the covers.
    Need to be held 🥺

    Jj come we'll hide together 😖 so scary!

    • Yep I've got to brave through that 😂

    • @jjpayne @goodguybreakingbad The girl with the fries at the mall worries me more than the crazy muffled moans chick least that chick straight out says she is dangerous... This one hides behind the persona of a sweet innocent smile which is creepy as hell especially since she can afford mall food but she can't afford a cheap dildo from Spencer's. What teen/ YA can't afford a cheap dildo from Spencers or cvs or Walgreens the cheapest sex toy on Amazon is $4.18 w free shipping... She worries me... If she can't afford $4.18... does that mean she can't afford condoms?😳🤯 Can you say "She gave me crabs..." Gonorrhea Syphilis HIV 🤮😱😳 RUN!

    • Lol 😂

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  • Lmfao these are all hilarious 😹😹

Most Helpful Guys

  • This was SO FUNNY, Jj. 🤣🤣🤣
    I voted E, but some of these made me spew my drink.

  • Which one of these dating profiles gives you the most laughs?

    Can't afford a vibrator, so here we are I think this one is very cute

    • Thanks For Most Helpful Guy :)

    • You are welcome :)

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What Girls & Guys Said

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  • I liked the last one with 16 personalities because at the bottom it also says dont listen to her haha it’s like which personality would that be in a way and her face expression with her pose, come on

  • Omg that chicken and egg thing for sure. We finally got the answer. YAY🥳🥳

  • Voted C!!! Pete takes the win!!! For me at least! Freaking hilarious 😆

  • Samantha's profile seems real and straight to the point

    None made me laugh but thermostat was best attempt

  • I can’t choose, they are all very funny 😂😂😂😂

  • B gave me the most laughs. Though I did find Samantha (D) cute.

  • Most of those are great. Here is the order from best to worst

    Vanessa
    Pete
    Chloe
    Samantha
    Alyna
    Carmen
    Mandi

  • I'd go out with Samantha in a heart beat. Lol

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