Do you have any embarrassing sex toy delivery stories?

Question

It doesn't matter how many times I buy one, the anxiety over an embarrassing delivery always gets me. After seeing some horrific reviews of people getting their toys in obviously labeled packaging or even worse transparent packaging, it makes me wonder how common this nightmare is.

TCredo · Accepted Answer

I do... few years ago, I was heading out on a 10 day business trip... was staying at the same hotel for the 10 days - one I stayed at many times and got to know many of the hotel employees.

Right before I left, I decided to order a sex toy and have it sent to the hotel. It was a cock shaped dildo with a suction cup. It arrived earlier on the day I arrived. The packaging was discrete but the shipping label got messed up and the front desk folks didn't know who it was for so they opened it... and saw the order sheet with my name and, of course, the dildo lol.

I've never seen more of sheepish smile from the woman at the front desk when I checked in and she told me the package I had sent there had arrived lol... :)

Citizenkirk · Accepted Answer

Once, while dumpster diving when between jobs, I capitalized on the increased money per pound on electric motors at the local recycling yard, raiding the commercial dumpster of an obscure business address that threw away hundreds of pounds of used sex toys, among which were hundreds of huge rubber dildoes containing high powered electric motors that were still operational. The employees at the scrap yard had a great laugh at a couple employees expense trying too stick these huge vibrating penises in their coworker's ears and mouths until I pointed out that they were used. "😝!!!"

karlajuarez12 · Accepted Answer

My neighbor bought a few big black dildo and they were delivered to my house and when she went to pic them up the box ripped and they all landed on the floor

Laurs37 · Accepted Answer

Not sex toy but latex nurse uniform yes... the box was damaged due to water so they wrapped the contents in a clear wrap. It was obvious what it was!

zollo · Answer

Thankfully no. I was always paranoid that a package would arrive at my home and a family member would just open it up.

Mystic_Nova · Answer

Packaging was fine and you couldn't tell what it was, only thing tho, is my mom opened it when it came to the house. She saw my massager and my twin told me. I died laughing lmao

OlderAndWiser · Answer

Never purchased a toy online.

scholastic_vibez · Answer

Well I ordered this Cyberskin Laura Doone 1974 Penthouse Pet hairy pussy masterbator several times. One day my dad was visiting my apartment, and he saw it in my nightstand drawer. Even though I tried to hide it, he said nonchalantly, “At least it’s conforms you’re not gay.” Not that I think he ever had any doubts about my heterosexual orientation.

sexphobe · Answer

the last image 😭 "enjoy"

Flower7 · Answer

No, this has never happened to me. But I love the pictures!

ohshee · Answer

Would love to hear it

ArrowheadSW · Answer

O-M-G any company that would ship the middle one like that should have their business license revoked in whatever county they are in... LOL!

Primrose21 · Answer

The second pict is so funny🤣🤣🤣

sophiejo · Answer

Never had an embarrassing delivery always been discreet packaging but I did bump in to one of my old school teaching assistants in a sex shop once I had left school it was about a year after

OldSchool_Metalhead · Answer

I dont, but jesus christ i really feel for anybody who has had to put up with such embarassment 😂

FictionalCharacter · Answer

No, cause most sex toy packages 📦 don’t have a label on the box. Only the receipt  inside  the box. But if you’re really embarrassed by the store title being on the box. Most electronic stores sell sex toys.

Jjpayne · Answer

I want to order a dildo just so it arrives like the second picture 😂😂😂😂
Way to be discreet fellas! 😂😂😂😂
Mommy mommy what's that play toy! I want one! Omg 😂😂😂
Imagine a mom talking about that package at a post office 😂😂😂
This has to a skit in a movie right? It has to be 🤔

But either way, don't have a delivery story like that

ChocoBrownieMonster · Answer

I luckily had mine delivered to my door with no issues 😁 it was packaged really well inside a brown box. Always a good idea to order multiple stuff

scatterBAG · Answer

I order quite a lot from Amazon as a bisexual guy, and this one time I ordered a dildo on the cheap. I dont need anything like 70 pounds to get me off, and it was free shipping. The package came and I stead of a regular royal mail package that is black and is very baggy, I got a custom one. Big red 8 inch dildo being handed to be by the biggest guy I've ever seen with the neighbor's out.

wankiam · Answer

from the delivery driver point of view i can confirm some women got massively embarassed when i was delivering sex toys that had been opened and repackaged during transit but i used to put their minds at ease when on several ocassions i explained that i dont judge as im probably the biggest wanker there is ;)

SarahP080102 · Answer

Anybody know how a Bad Dragon is shipped?

josephinelcajon · Answer

No but OMG to the pics lol

Inexpensivefurniture · Answer

Oh god, I would die if that happened. I wave to my mailman and say hi whenever I see him, he absolutely knows my face. I could never look him in the eye again if a shrink wrapped dildo or vibrating box addressed to me showed up. I'd have to just HOPE I was there when it was delivered so I could play it off as a joke or something.