Have you ever bought an innocent object purely for the purpose of using it to masturbate?

Question

We all know that when choosing a new hair brush girls will take note of the handle knowing full well it'll be used for more than brushing hair. But have you ever bought an innocent everyday object simply because you thought it would be ideal to masturbate with.

Yes I know various massagers are supposed to be therapeutic but let's ignore those for now.

Have you ever bought an innocent object purely for the purpose of using it to masturbate?

PBandJ_Nerd · Accepted Answer

I remember when i was a lot younger I used several innocent things. Lotion, Aloe gel, tiny shampoo bottles, markers, hair brushes, tooth brushes, syringes, candy, and razor handles. Yes, as you can see I put my poor body through torture. But remember I was young and nobody told me not to put certain things up there. Good thing I learned that later on though and stopped trying things out.

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

Guilty... cucumbers... on multiple occasions. The worst part is that I don't go to the store with that in mind but I see one that just looks perfect so...

TCredo · Accepted Answer

lol that pumpkin is getting me aroused :)

I've bought many sex toys and have used many ordinary things as sex toys... but no, I have never purchased an ordinary innocent object for masturbation - but... this question and that picture will likely pop into my mind next time at the store so maybe I'll be updating my reply :)

TonyV · Accepted Answer

No not really.

Well I had a certain type of electric toothbrush years ago.
It just vibrated and the what the brush part was changed out with it off it just had a little numb or post, that fit well in the end of my dickhole.
So I was basiclly sounding with a vibrator long before I ever knew that was a thing😂

Lliam · Answer

Aside from buying that big, juicy, over ripe cantaloupe and cutting a big hole in the skin with a paring knife, no. Hahahaha. Just kidding.

wingattebaby16 · Answer

I used to help buy large cucumbers and they make a great tool for masturbation. I prefer putting a rubber on them coz of the spines.

Best ever was after so many fights with my mom, i laffed inside when she used the one I had been using and made herself a salad with it. She commented it was a little softer than when we bought it a couple days before! LOL

MrCommodore · Answer

You serious about girls when choosing a hair brush? 🤔😱

colelydiason · Answer

Using your hairbrush? That doesn't seem sanitary. Do girls actually do that?

ghostqueen · Answer

Yeah, before I was 18 and could get my hands on proper toys.

sapphirestar00 · Answer

Many times. When I was younger I started with multiple pens and then into fruit and vegetables. Now I use proper toys. Although I occasionally revisit my cucumbers

josephinelcajon · Answer

I only pumpkins were soft! I tried water wings but no texture to them

Gwenhwyfar · Answer

Once or twice a cucumber. And like you said, my hairbrush. Never a pumpkin lol.

elizamichale1 · Answer

yup few times I have bought Bananas Carrots Candles lol

ashish804 · Answer

i haven't bought something like it but would love to get it

Iron_Man · Answer

No that’s a woman’s fetish Cucumbers and carrots and Electric toothbrush all kinds of other vibrators like Hitachi’s

Worshop · Answer

I bought a bunch of stuff to test out homemade pussies (non-latex gloves, sponges, gel beads.. yes you read that right). It is sadly only a poor imitation

MysteriousDarkness · Answer

Not all women use hairbrushes as a sexual object.

7Roses · Answer

Yes. A cheese grater

okokoududhsbkokok · Answer

Yeah I've been fucking my winnie the poo, jk it's weird af and it means that you're brainly damaged

COMMODOREII · Answer

Interesting jack o lantern 😗

venomhbk1313 · Answer

That I have not

TheWombRaider · Answer

No unfortunately guys don't really buy stuff to use to get off with that's kind of a female thing however I have made many cock molds for females they love them