If good sex sounds like stirring a pot of macaroni and cheese what does bad sex sound like?

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Have I forever ruined macaroni and cheese for you?

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Quackthulu

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Like this https://www.youtube.com/embed/ENRzf7gPxj4

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CreamySeed

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Agreed

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CreamySeed

Agreed

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ghostqueen | 7.6K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Influencer

Like cracking bones or some kind of dry sound

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joeldalton | 2.6K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Guru

two balloons rubbing together.

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CreamySeed

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That gave me the chills

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CreamySeed

That gave me the chills

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0112358

Master

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pigoat | 3K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Guru

I never heard that term

And it doesn't bother me

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Sohamkamat

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It sounds like stirring a lot of dried mac and cheese.

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ManMale

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I never cared for Mac & Cheese so let’s refer to that as bad sex. Good sex for me would be whiskey or vodka.

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Aguysopinion4799 | 515 opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Guru

Maybe like rubbing sand paper?

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genericname85 | 19K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Master

bad sex sounds like awkward silence xD

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Bang5luts | 585 opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

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A plunger in a stopped up toilet. Hehe😂😅🤣

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MountAverage | 2K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Yoda

Ew, that's not what good sex sounds like.

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In_Trance | 10.5K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Master

Jesus... I've never had sex that sounds like that

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Anonymous

Nothing if you have the gagged well enough.

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Cryptic-Game | 3.5K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Guru

Probably eating liver.

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Alpha09 | 359 opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Explorer

A fire starting lol

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CreamySeed

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Omg 😳

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CreamySeed

Omg 😳

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Tim-loves-it | 3.5K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Guru

LOL cashews!

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Anonymous

no nah

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Answer 21

Anonymous

Like you!

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CreamySeed

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Right in the feels
Opinion Owner

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I don't know?
Opinion Owner

1 y
I am allergic to the mac mchine. So no ruin here bud.
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CreamySeed

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Im so happy
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1 y
No you're not.
Opinion Owner

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Mac and cheese
CreamySeed

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There is vegan mac n cheese that doesn't contain gluten miss me with that bullsheeeeeeettttttt
Opinion Owner

1 y
I am lactose intolerant dip shit. You can not force me to eat that, so stop.
CreamySeed

1 y
Lactose is cow sugar vegan stuff has no cow ingredients so enjoy ! 😠
Opinion Owner

1 y
I will not eat this so fuck off!

Answer 22

CreamySeed

Right in the feels

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Opinion Owner

I don't know?

Answer 24

Opinion Owner

I am allergic to the mac mchine. So no ruin here bud.

Answer 25

CreamySeed

Im so happy

Answer 26

Opinion Owner

No you're not.

Answer 27

Opinion Owner

Mac and cheese

Answer 28

CreamySeed

There is vegan mac n cheese that doesn't contain gluten miss me with that bullsheeeeeeettttttt

Answer 29

Opinion Owner

I am lactose intolerant dip shit. You can not force me to eat that, so stop.

Answer 30

CreamySeed

Lactose is cow sugar vegan stuff has no cow ingredients so enjoy ! 😠

Answer 31

Opinion Owner

I will not eat this so fuck off!

If good sex sounds like stirring a pot of macaroni and cheese what does bad sex sound like?

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