When a girl needs emergency medical sex are you honest about your penis size?

[purplepoppy]

On a night out I find myself becoming aroused and naturally seek immediate medical attention by approaching a table of guys. After quickly describing my problem the nice gentlemen kindly agree to perform emergency fornication. I explain for treatment effectiveness is related to penis size so I need the biggest one I can get.

Now I'm sure you've all found yourself in that situation more than once. Some helpless girl desperately needing sex begging you for help.

But when it comes to the issue of penis size do you,...

[igaveyouanickname]

Trust me. I'm a doctor because I'm wearing this invisible white lab coat, half Irish, taller than Conan O'Brien, and actually did work for a biomedical informatics group at a medical school at Big Name University north of UCSC and south of UCSF on the peninsula (it's not a UC, although I do have a UC BS). [Everything after "actually" is true. Everything after this is a lie. Including this. Especially this. Not this. This statement is false. What do you mean the insurance won't cover that repair? I shaved my head and it still looks lopsided.]

I don't think most guys even know who has the biggest dick. It's not something we compare unless we're 11.

What about firmness, huh? #TurgorLivesMatter Oh wait, there's Viagra which we can keep feeding the hapless schmuck like blue M&M's until his dick is hard as laser-sintered titanium and his heart explodes! Win. Stupid me!

[I'm moving states and road tripping in two weeks, but now watching trashy French movies and posting on this site I found because lockdown cabin fever.]

[Bananaman177]

As far as guys are concerned, nobody knows how big anybody else's dick is. Unless you've seen them erect before, and if you have, like what the fuck, what are you gay? I don't care who a guy is, if he's a total stranger or my best friend from 'Nam, I have no idea what he's working with. At all. I don't know if girls are like that about their bra size with each other, but I know dudes don't fucking care and don't want to know anybody else's size. Although that might not be true anymore for guys younger than me, I remember back in school guys younger than me were starting to wear girl pants on purpose, so maybe they're all way more faggy now and they show each other their dicks and stuff. I heard about shit like that but never thought it was anything more than a joke and rumor. I don't about guys really doing it but maybe some do..

But is a guy like that going to be able to help a girl with a sexual emergency? Obviously not, since he would be a fag. Hypothetically speaking.

[Red_Arrow]

Emergency medical treatment does not mean the biggest dose. It is the medicine that is appropriate to the patient and the “disease”. May be a very tiny pill.

[MrCommodore]

They are honest, they point to me, then I decide if she is worth it.

[Lov2PlezUgurl]

ok most guys don't know how big some other guys dick is so I'm saying
MY DICK IS THE BIGGEST DICK OF ALL
and I'm taking new patients hourly😜😛

[ohshee]

There is not one reason in this world not to be honest about it and you never want to not be honest because that when she will say prove it and you want to be able to say is this a medical problem as your standing and undoing your buttons on your pants ,, now I'm about being honest did that really happen if so we need to hang out lol

[integrale77]

None of them answers apply in a group of guys no one guy is going to admit another guy has a bigger penis than his.

I however carry an emergency sex donor card for just such emergencies

[triff]

I'm an ugly mug so never had that What is emergency medical sex

[rxm_bxl]

Emergency medical sex, what?

[ChocoBrownieMonster]

You're going to end up dead 😂

[Kaneki05]

Well it maybe selfish but i ain't gonna miss the opportunity so i would say pick me. And penis size no need to worry about that with me anyway. So i might have the biggest one out of the group anyway but i don't exactly ask guys for there dicks sizes so i don't know.

[0112358]

I will be honest poppy.
I don’t have a clue what the size of a single one of my friends is.

[Ekvark]

"I'm sure you've all found yourself in this situation more than once" lmao what? No not even once, but on the extremely rare chance of this happening, I'd wait until the loudmouths and thirstbuckets stop talking to see what happens.

[DavidFox]

I’d be honest but have found women prefer average sizes anyway. Too big Isn’t good

[pigoat]

Definitely tell the size queens

[DavidFox]

I’ve known a few who claim to want a big one, then they backed away when they saw me and just gave me a handjob

[TCredo]

This just happened to me and a group of guys the other night... we convinced her best medicine was for us to honestly line up in size and run a train on her :)

[pigoat]

Most guys i believe would just go for it

How often is a girl that desperate gonna kick a guy out of bed because of his penis size not likely

The guy will think of himself and just take Advantage of her needs lol

I would be the rarity and tell the girl i jave a small penis sorry

I am still a virgin because nice guys like me finish last

[J2ohhhhh]

It happens so often that even if I hang out with my small d friends I just lie that I'm not the one. I don't wanna sound as a horrible person who denies help from the ones in need, but too much is too much.

[Browneye57]

STILL looking for donkey dicks eh? For gods sakes.

[Suryansh8765]

Give her if it matters. Enjoy.

[cou82]

id be honest. but i feel like this is a not so common rare occurance. i mean I've never seen or heard of this happening. and if this was such an emergency then would be best to just take the whole table of guys then no?

[FlashMetal]

Lmao I've never heard it referenced like that , emergency medical sex, lol haha,

[Posterboy56]

Lol poppy the fuck is this question girl