Are You An "Ass Man"? If So, What Booty Type Do You Prefer?

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

[Lliam]

Hard to tell from the graphic. I could go for Heart, Standard Issue, Petite, Hot Tamale, Bubble or Bumper. I never had names for them but I know that I like. I don't care how large they are as long s they are full, smooth, round, form creases at back of the thighs. It's nice if they kind of protrude from the arch of the back and tuck under where they meet the thighs. See how hard it is to explain?

I think these are perfectly satisfying:

[HMS1189]

The blondie one of the first pic is my favourite size

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

They say a pic is worth a thousand words 🤣🤣

[Lliam]

@HMS1189, she's also 5'2" - MY perfect size. a short woman with a bod like that is my ideal.

[HMS1189]

by the way, is that Dove Cameron?

[Lliam]

Yeah, bbb. Ain't that the truth? 😃

[Lliam]

@HMS1189, yes it is! 👍 😃

[Citizenkirk]

Yep. I'm an ass man alright. Been accused of being an asshole, a horse's ass, a jackass, an asswipe, (yuck!!!) having my head up my ass, an ass kisser, (accused by the resident brownnoser who wanted a promotion his personality or ability too do the job didn't warrant, basically accusing me of being him) ass kicker, ass savor, and on several occasions, the owner of a fine ass. Add all them ass references together, and you have a high accumulation of ass in this man over the decades. Does the fact that this ass man is now an old fart make this designation circular?

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂😂

[Citizenkirk]

😳😁!!!×inf.2

[Anonymous]

Are guys attracted to "petite" and bubble?
I've always wondered since I look straight in front yet by side I have t "s" little curve.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

There's been petite answer, not sure if anyone said bubble so far

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Oh actually there was bubble butt answer

[Jamie05rhs]

Both of those are fine.

[Torari]

Yes. Bubbly butts are the best butts. Shape>size

[Opinion Owner]

@Torari Interesting and good to know. :)

[MarkyMark77]

sounds cute! im having a hard time picturing this tho haha. do u get compliments on ur butt?

[Opinion Owner]

I'm small in bone structure and my built is lean due to gymnastics. So I always grew thinking everything looked good, toned, and proportional. When I transitioned, started working and dressing more and all that I remember I got this weird compliment "you have a bubble butt" that is disguised. When people see you in front they would think she's tiny and slim, yet by side, there's the volume surprise. "similar" to a duck's upper back."

[MrOracle]

I'm a breast man, but I can still appreciate a nice ass (I do enjoy spanking them). Petite are my favorite, but anything that isn't too big is good with me.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

👍So you like big or small boobs?

[MrOracle]

Either is fine with me; as long as they're in matched pairs.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Lololol 😂

[TheAfrikan]

Hhghh oracles and boobs it is like a pornstar with high heels. Undetectable.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@TheAfrikan lololol

[TheAfrikan]

Have I said any lie @brainsbeforebeauty he loves the titts. IF you wanna kill him just cover the titts in poison or chloroform 😆😆😆 once he sucks on them I know. Really speaking I like that guy by the way, and I like his reasoning it sad how I do not tend to see his posts here @MrOracle keep the nice comments on.

[Red_Arrow]

No. I guess I am a tits man, but I prefer them smaller than average. As for the booty, I like you so I would like your booty.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

But you wouldn't like my boobs cuz I got big boobs 🤣

[Red_Arrow]

As I often say, I prefer small but like all. My wife had large boobs and I loved giving them lots of attention. (And she loved getting that attention!). And since they are yours, I love your boobs! 🔥

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Lolol 🙂

[MrCommodore]

🤣 Not really an ass man, anything in the normal ass range is fine by me.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

So would a big butt be a deal breaker for you?

[MrCommodore]

No not a deal breaker, its not the butt, its the woman working it 😉😄.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Aww good reply 👍🙂😂

[MrCommodore]

I think honesty makes the best answers

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

I agree!!

[spartan55]

Lmao Cosmo Kramer the Assman!
I believe there was a pro wrestler Billy Gun 'the Assman'
They are my uncles.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂😂

[TonyV]

I'm an ass man, I'd say standard or amazon is about perfect!

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

👍👍🙂

[Static_In_The_Attic]

https://www.youtube.com/embed/BTY9Rll2RB0

Depending on how much junk in the trunk we are talking about you can call me an ASSMAN within reason. Standard Issue always works for me however like a bucket of chicken I like breasts, thighs & legs better.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂 love your answer... Like KFC or Popeye's 🤔😂😂

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I love your question & the clips from Seinfeld, classic!

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Thanks 🙂

[triff]

Hmmm where's yours

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

I'm sitting on it 🤣

[triff]

Ned to compare it

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

I'm not sure where I'd be at on that chart still work in progress 😂

[triff]

Let me see yours first

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Ha I don't put pics of myself out there like that

[triff]

No one could know unless you tell haha

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

I would know 🤷🏼‍♀️

[triff]

Yeah I guess 😘

[Jjpayne]

Bubble, bumper or Amazon...

I'm not quite sure what it is...

I'm more of a boob guy myself but I do like butts too and when I look at pictures of butts... I'm like how could we cranks up the butt dial just a little bit. I like big butts 😂 I just don't know just how big 🤔

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

👍👍🙂

[wankiam]

no... skinnier the better for me

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

👍👍🙂 no wrong answer here 🙂

[wankiam]

cool x

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😎😎😎

[cjgsu]

I am a ass, man. 🤭

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂😂😂 lmao you have a sense of humor like me lololol love it 💜👍😂

[cjgsu]

thanks.😂

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

You should check out some of my sex joke takes... Every time people made me feel like wanted to be rude back, did a funny sex joke take, so uhh yeah there's lots of idiots on here=lots of em 😂😂😂

[cjgsu]

K. I will check them out after i finish watching season finale of lovecraft country

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

That must be in Netflix... I'm that old fogey that don't have Netflix 🤣🤣 enjoy your show 🙂

[cjgsu]

😂😂Nah. Hbo. U should try it. Itz rlly weird but a great story

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Don't have HBO either lol

[cjgsu]

Aww man. I wish u could watch it. Think u would luv it

[Avicenna]

No, I’m a boobs and legs man

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

👍👍🙂

[Reaperbot666]

more of a breast man yet do like a nice looking butt also. helps if both are natural but size and shape depends on her overall figure.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

👍👍🙂

[Reaperbot666]

what matters most is she is healthy and likes how she looks. because self love does matter in the long run.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Right!!! Very well said

[Exotic_Insinuations]

Most definetly i am.

My type is every type. But if i have to choose, i pick (from left to right) first 3 in the 1st row, third in 2nd
row, first and last in 3rd row, and last in 4th row.

And those only if i must choose.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

3rd in second row "wide load" think you the first wide load Answer😁 but does it beep when back that wide load up 🤣🤣🤣

[Exotic_Insinuations]

Well, i can't see them as big as they are true. They are drawings, so they look small to me. 🤣

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Wait look again at the "Badonkadonk" Last row, third from the left 🤣🤣 that's some ass there 🤣🤣🤣 Everytime someone asked which one I was was tempted to say Badonkadonk 🤣🤣🤣

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Although worked with a chick that had a Badonkadonk 🤣🤣

[Exotic_Insinuations]

We can make philosophical and psychological argument until tomorrow, i need to see it to form an opinion. 🤣

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤣🤣🤣"hands on" experience 🤣🤣

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

I'll take the one under "Cottage Cheese"... I don't like too big of a bum on a woman/ girl but I like some bum I'm not too picky even a flat bum would be okay, her love is what I want and I like cuddling, hugs, kisses, snuggle, etc.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

👍👍🙂

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

@brainsbeforebeauty 👍👍 :-D

[humanearth]

I will take any ass that would put up with my bullshit

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Well lucky you you have that

[Ripper_E]

Ass. Boobs. I love both.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

👍👍🙂

[Ripper_E]

so much variety with women. Gotta appreciate as much as possible.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Lolol good excuse 😂😂😂

[TCredo]

lol great Seinfeld clip lol... I should get that license plate because I am most definitely an ass man... wide variety of likes... from tight athletic ones to more-cushin-for-the-pushin types :)

So many wonderful types for gazing and grazing... lol...

You gotta admit that's a pretty good phrase I just thought of... if you remember the rimming thread... grazing... lol :)

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

So maybe your license plate should say assgrazer 😂😂

[TCredo]

lol imagine the looks I'd get cruising around town :)

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Or accidents it would cuz 😂

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Cause

[TCredo]

lol... you mean of folks chasing after me wanting to be grazed? ;)

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😁😂😂I actually meant Oriole trying to read the plate or laughing at it, but hey, guess that would be good advertising, maybe you should have your# on plate also

[TCredo]

Great idea! Right near license plate, will have a bumper sticker with my phone #... which is "Reach me anytime at LICKYOU (542-5968)" :)

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[Phoenix98]

Yes, yes I am.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

👍👍🙂

[AndrewMG]

I mean I'm not one for labels, but if you were putting me on the spot, well I play a bit of sport so I'd pick a sporty ass maybe... I'm having my last day off in about 2/3 weeks so I'm opting to have a relaxing sit on the fence day... whilst not judging any other asses that may be sitting on the same fence! lol

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂😂

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Enjoy your day off tho 🙂

[AndrewMG]

Cheers Luv!

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Are you cheersing with milk 🤔😂I mixed beer but with a little strawberry raspberry homemade alcohol 😂

[AndrewMG]

No the milks off! Serious story... went to make my self a cup of tea earlier today when I woke up, an Englishman loves his tea and I'm no exception... well until the milk comes out solid and smells like "disappointment" lol.. I only brought it yesterday! So whilst I have had a night cap tonight, it's been purely milk free! lol

[AndrewMG]

But more to the point Strawberry/Raspberry homemade alcohol? I hear you and I'm interested... how do I get involved with this! lol

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Water, sugar, fresh strawberries, raspberries and a packet of yeast... Also have red grapes and raspberries going in another, and one with all three... If don't have an airlock, like me, I just use a balloon with a pin hole in the bottom of it and put it over the bottle

[AndrewMG]

Well I'll try when I have a next day off... I'll have a lager and a pint of milk on stand by just in case it goes wrong! lol

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

It takes few days, I only let that one go 48 hours but gonna let the others go longer

[AndrewMG]

You'll need to talk me through it (and I'm not joking!) when I have a few days off!

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Sure no problem 👍

[chriscdi]

a good size is the best, not too big not too small

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

👍👍🙂