Does this make you think twice about bragging/ lying bout the size of your penis?

[cjgsu]

Stop wasting your time bragging bout how big and impressive your junk is.

The first thing that pops in our heads when a guy brags bout his penis is he's full of shit.

Odds are if you feel the need to let everyone know you packin.

Your little ass AIN'T packin.

[lanadelrey25]

LOL they come across as smug, conceited little dicks, no pun intended.

[cjgsu]

So tru💯😂

[JoyGirl]

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[cjgsu]

Thank you, thank you. I try.😂

[JoyGirl]

Thank you for the MHO. 💜

[cjgsu]

It was very helpful emojis🤷🏿‍♀️

[TheCloud2]

@joygirl I have a small one and I am not shy about it 1 inch

[Tiffany_Taylor_Made]

It's funny that you mention that because this has been my experience not all the time, but many times. Guys that brag about how "huge" they are usually turn out to be average at best, or at the most, just slightly above it. If not that, then it's lopsided. It could be long, but very skinny, or very thick, but short. They don't realize that guys much bigger than them commonly exist. Guys also need to understand that it makes them unappealing. Honesty is the best policy. If you tell a girl that you have a big dick, but it's only average (or small even) when you pull it out, you turn her off because you made her expect more. If you're just honest about your size or didn't comment on it, she's not likely to care too much about the size when she finally sees it.

[DavidFox]

It’s challenging because if it’s too thick even when a girl claims to like a larger dick she will change her mind once she sees it

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂😂 girl you could be my daughter for real lololol...
But RIGHT!!! But if gonna lie, lie to someone who ain't gonna find out... Even if it's dark during sex, you ain't gotta see it to tell if it's big or small...
Be honest, some women won't care, they'll care more you lied

[cjgsu]

😂😂Dats a major complement. Tru. Is it a plus if he packin? Yeah. But so much more important things to worry bout then if he gotz an anaconda or not.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Lol right... And thickness can be just as good as length 😂

[cjgsu]

Tru. Tbh i only been wit 2 guys an ex and my current. Both not lacking in dat department. The first 1 was lackin everywhere else. Which is y he had to hit the curb. Ain't got time for no bs.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Smart girl 👍👍 good sex only goes too far... Have a dick don't BE a dick 😂😂

[cjgsu]

😂😂😂 So tru!!!

[COMMODOREII]

Good advice. 😉😜

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@COMMODOREII 🙂🙂🙃

[COMMODOREII]

I have on by the way. 😜

[COMMODOREII]

*one

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@COMMODOREII hopefully only one 😂😂

[COMMODOREII]

You want more than that? 😮

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@COMMODOREII 😂😂😂..

[TheCloud2]

@brainsbeforebeauty I have a small one and I am not shy about it 1 inch

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@TheCloud2 thanks for sharing 🤷🏼‍♀️

[TheCloud2]

@brainsbeforebeauty Okay, but you must give me credit for being brave to admit it😂😂

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@TheCloud2 but if I'm not having sex with you why do I need to know the size of your dick 🤔🤣

[TheCloud2]

@brainsbeforebeauty Oh, good question lol, because I just wanted to show that maybe the reason guys lie is because it's a shame to have a small dick so I'm not ashaed of it so they have nothing to be ashamed of, right?

[TheCloud2]

I mean they think it's a shame, so if I am not ashamed of it, they have nothing to be ashamed of...

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@TheCloud2 look the only person you need to worry about what they think about your size is you and your sex partner

[TheCloud2]

@brainsbeforebeauty Okay, I get it, but if we're already here then may I ask what do you think?

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@TheCloud2 I think as long as you're able to sexually satisfy your partner that's all that matters right

[TheCloud2]

@brainsbeforebeauty I know that, but the question is, is satisfaction possible with my dick? It gets to 3.5 inches hard

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@TheCloud2 I'm not the person to be answering that. The person you actually have sex with is..

[TheCloud2]

@brainsbeforebeauty I feel you're avoiding telling me that it's "useless" in your opinion

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@TheCloud2 why ask me a question if you're not going to listen to my answer or assume what I'm thinking? Don't waste my time or yours doing that... Thanks 🙂

[katiesmuff]

I think so many of these Trolls here are much to stupid to understand what you are saying here and it truly is what we think when a guy boasts about his junk

[cjgsu]

Dw. Sum of them gettin worked up probably mad cuz they fit that description 😂

[TheCloud2]

@katiesmuff I have a small one and I am not shy about it 1 inch

[hellionthesagereborn]

I never understood the desire for an oversized penis for the simple fact that most women can't handle an average sized one. I have bottomed out more then once and I am average and it was an unpleasant experience for her (and me since she had an IUD), so why would you go and decide you want more of that? As for bragging I didn't know that many men did that, seems as stupid as a girl stuffing her bra or wearing padding, eventually they are going to find out what you have and while it may not have been disappointing to them, because you were dishonest you lied to them which will be upsetting and you created a perception that will only let them down. Better to lie and claim to be smaller then what you are because at least then she will only be pleasently surprised when she finds out the truth.

[MCheetah]

"for the simple fact that most women can't handle an average sized one." Lies. That, or every woman I've ever met was a sizequeen. "Better to lie and claim to be smaller then what you are because at least then she will only be pleasantly surprised when she finds out the truth." Nah; they'll still be disappointed. Trust me!

[sadMeester]

Damn man. Any tips to avoid that? My fiancee is really small and I'm worried about hurting her.

[hellionthesagereborn]

@MCheetah They may have been size queens. Like I said I'm average and I have hit her cervix and I have spoken to other women and they have all had similar experiences. Not saying women don't want bigger, only that women can't handle bigger (in fact I have heard of several situations were the girl refused to fuck the guy because he was too big).

[hellionthesagereborn]

@sadMeester About how to avoid hitting the cervix? Well shallower thrusts work, don't do certain positions like her legs over your shoulders, that allows you go go deep but it also means you slam your dick into her cervix (and if she has an IUD it hurts for you as well (the tip of my dick looked like it was bitten by a snake afterwards with two very large welts were I hit the IUD cords)). So any position were your angled i. e. doggy style were your above her so your hitting the front of the vaginal canal instead of going straight in can be used to avoid that.

[MCheetah]

@hellionthesagereborn So if you're "average" (which to women, means the same exact thing as "small"), I'm going to assume you're 5 to 6 inches. I'm average/small too; 6.5 (L) x 5.5 (G) and I've been noped out of sex on two separate occasions! The women weren't obese or anything either; 5'10" and 5'8" and less than 200 lbs. So I don't know what women you are meeting, but it makes no sense how average/small (anything under 7 inches) can be "too big" for your women, but me, who's likely the same size as you, are "too small" for MOST of the nine women I've ever dated, with two of them stopping sex from going any further because I was too small for them and they were turned off.

[hellionthesagereborn]

@MCheetah I think I'm a little over six inches (Don't know exactly how much but rough estimate) don't know girth. I don't do one night stands so it was my ex. Like I said I'm not suggesting women don't claim to want a bigger dick, I'm just saying they can't handle average (again, I've hit her cervix several times, she refused to do that sex position again because of it). Those two women clearly are fucked up in the head (especially since size doesn't matter, angle matters, position matters, endurance matters, I would even say foreplay and dirty talk matters more then the size does (the internal portion of the clitoris only goes in about three inches as long as you meet that your fine). I think you just had really really bad luck (which does happen, some women are size queens, some women are just to stupid to realize what they actually want (again, I have even talked to women who have rejected a guy because of his size (but she still found bigger dicks sexy even though she knew she couldn't handle it). What race were they? What were the circumstances i. e. one night stands or relationships? I believe your black right? Because of the, in my opinion idiotically stupid (and provably wrong) stereotype of black men having larger penis's this could be the issue for you (which is also why I try to dispel that myth when ever I can because its just not fair to black men that they have that expectation placed on them that they cannot not only match because again, on average men are average, but also they can do nothing about it). Though that is of course simply an educated guess.

[MCheetah]

@hellionthesagereborn The first one was white British and the second one was Indian American. I dated them for about 4-6 weeks, and they generally were kind of high maintenance (not that I spent money on them or anything; more like they were picky with high standards). My ex fiancée before she passed never mentioned anything about it, going with the "size doesn't matter" cliche thing some women say. So annoyingly, I never got a straight answer out of her whether the size was acceptable or not. My ex was almost 6'4" though, so she probably had a deeper vagina than most women, and they are about 7 inches deep. Either way, I have a small penis, I'm not exactly popular with the ladies anyway, and actual sex with women doesn't excite me as much as masturbation and mental stimulation. I'm not a "pump and dump" kind of guy. So because of the size and other things, I use do oral sex when with a girl and have her communicate with me to ensure she enjoys it. I've been offered handjobs, but the girls have been bad at it.

[hellionthesagereborn]

@MCheetah I think your first two experiences have colored your view on this. Again, small is small and average is average and no one gets to alter that, its reality. My guess is the first two were fetishizing black men believing the myth that they are bigger (which again, is a bullshit thing and I don't know why black men would even allow this myth to persist because they are the ones who will get screwed over by it (as you have found)). Your fiancee (I'm sorry for your loss) was probably being honest, your confidence matters more then your dick size (except if your a size queen in which case a size queen doesn't understand how sex works so she assumes bigger is better when it isn't), so you being paranoid about your size is actually the thing that is going to turn them off of you. I mean imagine trying to have sex with a woman and she stops every second asking if she looks okay, if she is pretty, are her breasts big enough etc. etc. etc. Eventually it becomes a chore instead of fun and that is what kills it for guys who either do have smaller penis's or in your case guys who feel like they are smaller. Learn female anatomy, and you will know what to do to her physically, learn female psychology and what she is into (usually what she is traumatized with i. e. women are naturally submissive but how that plays out is determined by her life. If she was raised in a restrictive home, being a secretly "dirty girl" is going to get her jollies going, a girl with daddy issues is probably going to have a daddy kink etc.). Like I said knowing what to say and how to fuck is far more important then the dick (I mean think about it, women get off with their fingers, if that is enough for them your dick should be more then adequate).

[centerline]

doesn't make me think twice... I know what I got and dont care if anyone else knows or cares, but when the size of my dick can be used as a reference or example to help explain what im trying to get across, im going to use it, and proudly... not often does this happen, but then with some of the questions that come across this site, we never know where we will be pulling our next metaphore from, for the help of explaining our answer/opinion...
but I agree with you that the man that feels the need to lie about the size of his dick, would be much better off NEVER bringing the subject of his dick into the conversation at all...

[MCheetah]

What if I'm bragging to everyone how small my dick is, because I don't need to be validated by a woman in order to feel valuable? What then? :)

[blank_expression]

There are two things that piss the inferiors off and that are dick size and IQ. Those two things can turn people as much as politics. I find that women compete with men in both. If a donkey-dick comes along and proves her vagina inferior or a guy is beyond her intelligence she becomes spiteful. If a guy happens to have size that is supposed to be kept silent because that will make many feel inferior but on the other hand it is fine for women to brag on each other about their boob size. Most women have some dude with an average so it is a slap in the face to hear of a big one. This is why all guys that actually have big ones are liars; that is the only possible answer. However, some women love to brag that their man has a donkey-dick. For some reason, that is okay and is accepted as fact. You see the guy must be lying because he is selling but the woman is the buyer and she is allowed to Amazon five star rate her man’s dick. It is the ultimate women’s hypocrisy. Lmao

I did have two women in a bar that turned the conversation to a dick size challenge and we three went to their place for them to test it out. They can be just as bad.

Irl I agree that if some guy does brag on that, he must be insecure, but on this site, wtf, it doesn’t matter.

[triff]

I've never go on about mine love you pic mm

[cjgsu]

thanks

[triff]

Your Beautiful Got a brain find a decent guy who doesn't brag and appreciates and respects you

[cjgsu]

I'm in a gd relationship. He treats me great. thanks ur very kind.

[triff]

Thank you

[Kiss_Me]

I'd get the impression that is all he brings to bed. Any honest women will tell you they want skill over size every time.

[Dongtai]

What about size AND skill? Hmmm

[Kiss_Me]

@Dongtai That is the point... porn has convinced some people that size is the key to good sex. That is not true. Most women want "not small" instead of Big.

[idkwattoputhere]

Well said 😂

[BeMuse]

You sure like to project your insecurities a lot. So basically we know anything you say positive about yourself is a lie. I mean if you’re the one that says it, then you’re full of shit right?

[Kaneki05]

Well i ain't gonna lie and say it's small. And if someone wants to bet it is small when i say it's a good size that's there problem.

[Sevenpointfive]

not at all. if i am bragging it's because i'm playing around

[cjgsu]

U makin jks iz fine. Talking bout them guys who r doin it over and over again cuz they think they gettin sum. They're insecurities bout as obvious as possible and wit everyword they might as well be sayin i got a tiny dick. 😂

[Sevenpointfive]

well if it makes anyone feel better i've joked i had a 1 inch dick and still got laid because she knew i was funny. i'm not one inch, but it didn't stop her curiosity

[cjgsu]

Obviously ur not 1 in but the fact u secure enough 2 make dat joke also proves u ain't tiny. The easiest way for us 2 find out is when he bragging and all we gotta say is something lk yeah right u probably small. Watch him get all heated and defensive. But tbh. I rlly don't get y those guys think we really that concerned bout what's goin on down there.

[Sevenpointfive]

it's true. i knew a size queen always sayin' she was looking for her BBC, but in reality she took what she got

[cjgsu]

Yeah they few of us lk that. But what sounds more important. A man personality treats u right respects u don't beat ur ass don't cheat. Which effects us most of the day everyday. Or his penis size that is used lk 5 to 15 minutes depending how long he can last between once a day to once a week. Sometimes even less.

[Sevenpointfive]

as long as it works for her i guess it's fine

[Finchie40]

I usually don’t talk about my penis size period , it’s the girls that ask me and my answer always is test it and find out , if they do , I never heard any complaints

[Reaperbot666]

average and proud. takes more then just size to get a girl over the edge.

[Reaperbot666]

size don't mean much if he's got no foreplay skills. live is not like porn where she'll just drop to her knees or bend over once he wipes it out.

[Reaperbot666]

life*

[888theGreat]

Whips

[Reaperbot666]

yes thanks for the typo fix.

[AlexanderAnttila]

Yeah it's a childish thing to go around and boast about.

[nodnol32]

I'm glad I've never bragged about it. I'm pretty sure if i did, she would have been rather put off by me and we would have never stayed in the beautiful relationship we have.

[cjgsu]

Tru 💯

[I-have-a-biscuit]

Tsk, you're just jealous you don't have a 200.000km long penis

[DavidFox]

It’s the opposite, I’d rather be average. I don’t brag because many girls say one thing but react in other ways.

[Ripper_E]

It's not going to make anyone think twice.
I don't tell the whole world my size. None of their business.