When Is The Worst Time To Get Horny?

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When Is The Worst Time To Get Horny?
When Is The Worst Time To Get Horny?
When Is The Worst Time To Get Horny?
When Is The Worst Time To Get Horny?
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Author's Opinion: The worst time to get horny would be on my period. Masturbation gets gross hahahaha. Good morning 😆🔆🌻
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  • The worst time for me was at a doctor's type visit. You all may think that I am telling a lie about this but I am not. I had been plagued with really bad intestine issues and at the time I was fairly young and had no insurance. Being the internet is a treasure trove of information I figured that I would start there. I was fairly certain that I had a small blockage but nothing I had tried over the counter worked. I found a lady who had just set up an office in my small town that specialized in getting the stuck... unstuck. Colonhydrotherapy. I went to her open house. She was doing a meet and greet and a visual of the equipment. I was almost late to meet her and she looked at me and told me that if she didn't have previous plans that she would have given me a treatment right then. I told her that I would have to wait a week. She said no and she would see me in the AM. I didn't know it but I was not long for the world if left alone. For those who don't know about this its basically a super sized enema except the input tube and exit tube are the same and large enough to pass stuff. The therapist has to fill you up and massage your stomach and then let you evac through the tube. She used a percussion back massager for a better cleaning. She had filled me up and started the massager. Not intentionally getting close to my personal area. I was so backed up that the vibrations went straight to my prostate. I told her that we were going to have problems. She opened the valve and just let the massager set while on.. on my stomach. She said that I was stopping the process from the inside and needed to relax. She was also a person that knew where to rub your feet to help with pain in different areas of your body.. She started rubbing my feet too. If she was not as fast as she was I and every thing else would be covered in poo. As it was I came so hard it was shocking. I was so embarrassed. She said that she had never seen anything like that but heard of it. She didn't blame me. At the end of the session she asked if I felt better. I said that I still felt backed up. She smiled and gave me another appointment card and said that she would see me the next day. She covered my first 3 appointments on payments. We had been nothing if not professional for the next 3 years.

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  • Modeling men's intimate apparal, mostly European man-kini configuration that could double as dental floss in a pinch. Only happened three times. Niether boner inspired by Dragon Lady desighner grinding her knuckles into my tender manhood and jews, as she moved them around inside a male undergarment that made my Speedos , by comparison look downright conservative of dress fashion. Since those Speedos left nothing too the imagination, these silk male perversions of allegedly super sexy intimate lingerie (What!!! You didn't know men have a counterpart for Victoria's Secret? Me neither, until I became desperate enough too work as an extremely underpaid, over abused, non-glorified manican and fashion model or supposedly up and coming Korean manufacturer trying too make her label recognized in high end boutiques, like Macy's, not the Dollar Tree) that didn't make me feel sexy at all, but probably would be right at home on European dudes not inconvenienced with untimely beach erections, or simply not having a problem taking mankini off since most are nude there anyhow. I didn't have that option, because the silk buttfloss was my reason for being there in the first place, so when the Dragonladie's Intern didn't see an issue with changing her clothes in front of me, probably because she might have assumed I'd been desensitized too nudity with all the extraneous handling of my anatomy while changing me in and out of silk buttfloss outfits, trying too fit my equipment into something that had the volume capacity too hold a large blueberry. Dragonlady hands and attitude made me wither down there. Super cute college senior with bossoms and other feminine wow factors chating it up with me nude, not realizing that her nudity was an unknown, brand new variable too the equation. It's fortionate I was nude, because I would have been taken away in an ambulance in those little buttfloss silk perversions I modeled in upon seeing her exposed OOOHHHHHH LLAAAAA LLAAAAASS!!!

    • Ever used a wire cheese cutter? That's why it's a good thing I wasn't wearing those intimate briefs when arousal too hold. Intern learning really quick that I was only indifferent 😐 too my nudity, not her's.

Most Helpful Girls

  • No time at all there's no worse time to get if I do when iam alone I jst WhatsApp my boyfriend nd we let each other see us doing dirty stuff if ure horny there will always be some way to take the tingle from the pussy away masturbated yourself dildo watch u an your partner do dirty things on WhatsApp u a usually masturbated nd he wanks nd it gets me coming more with the size of his cock omg

  • tbh, any time your man is not home and you are in desperate NEED!

    but otherwise, in the company of other people or out shopping and the urge hits and you have no way to relieve it, not even touching yourself coz peeps will see.

    Too many peeps, esp women are tuned into even seeing you rub your thighs together and seeing you lick your lips and face turn red. LOL

    • Yesssssssssss! Whenever you can't get relief is the worst 😭💔

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  • When you really want to have sex and you're ready but they're not.

    • Oh that sounds awfullllll 😱 lol

  • The worst time? Probably anytime I am not at home. Mainly because it's awkward to walk around work with a hard on. In the sauna at the gym is 50/50. Steam room is the better option, because you can hide it a bit better. At least until someone goes to reach for the wall, and grabs the hand rail nobody knew was in there. Some girls find it flattering though, some girls are disgusted that I would have a hard on waiting outside of victoria secret. Really depends. If I have got a lady who is a real one with me, there is no bad place to be horny because we can always take care of it.

    • I enjoyed reading your thoughts!

  • Probably at work or university because you can't really do anything about it

    • Very😂👏

  • The question AND your update are absolutely sexy. I've been with a lot of girls, and understand that you being horny is at it's peak when your period comes. If you can approach period sex with confidence, then I know we're going to be compatible. Why be ashamed of what your body normally does. It doesn't make me any less horny when you're on your period, so I say, let's put that towel down, and go!

    • This post made me blush. Thank you for explaining your answer! 🤣🙈 I hope you have a happy Halloween 🎃

  • Is that you in the first pic When your batteries are flat Your partner is a week away When your at work In an interview

    • Thanks for the feedback! And take a guess

    • Yes it is It looks like your hair

  • When your parents open the door or while your at work or school. For girls, this might not be as a big of a deal as it's a very quick recovery. But if the boss quickly yells "Johnson!" After a day dream he might see his Johnson 😚

    • OMG 🤭

    • My mom caught me jerking off last week for the first time 😂 the moment she saw she instantly walked out and I just sat there with my eyes wide open in shock 😳😂

    • @bradc00 😱😱😱

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  • during a funeral, or if you work in a morgue... or as a coroner... lol ;) :D :D :D :P

  • Try the middle of a Google meet interview (true story)

    • Hahahaha

  • When you are just about to get off the bus. Always happens.

    • Thanks for participating

  • In church.

    • 👏👏👏

  • When at work, in public, at the pub, at a funeral (have heard of this happening can't say it's happened to me)

    Plus being single any time is bad time to get horny...

    • Great choices 😊

    • Thanks, trust me getting horny when single is soul destroying lol have an awesome day 😊

    • LMBO 😂🤣👏

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  • Probably when I'm with a woman who is off limits

    • So true! Good one

  • During exam time or during imp job related work which has deadlines

    • Thank you for participating!

  • At a family event. Cause even if my SO and I can break away from the fam long enough to jump each other, there’s always the risk of getting caught 😑

    • Loveeeeeeeeee your post!

  • When you at the doctor's office and you see a Nursing Assistant in her scrubs wow that is hot as hell... LMFAO 🥰🥰🥰🥰😘😘😘😋😋😋😍😍😍😍

    • Oh my goodness! That's a excellent one!

    • @secret6620 Yes, I was in the Hospital in March wow the Nurses Aid in scrubs they could see I was checking them out and they are big flirts with Male patients

  • At the office early in the morning.
    Didn't have coffee yet.
    Just opening mailbox and other stuff on the computer so that I can walk away to the coffee machine... i feel a slight dozing-off moment coming up (remember? No coffee yet)... and then i get the hardest morning-wood ever.
    Freaking at the office! I know for sure it's gonna be 8+ hours before seeing my wife.
    /cry

    • I really enjoyed reading your post. Very fun! Thanks for explaining your answer for me

  • for me personally would have to be work, more so when I start to get teased to the point I'm counting down the clock to go home and release... but think the worse place would have to be shopping or the docters

    • Work is definitely a challenging place. Because if you masturbate and get caught you could get fired 😱

    • A couple of times sexting got that steamy at work that I had to go to the bathroom a couple of times... boss thought I had gastro and sent me home... but really just really hot phone sex and pic swapping 😂

    • Update for your update : period sex is gross and messy... but if both party's are extremely horny and shower is nearby... I've been known to go "fuck it" 🤣🤣

  • When your about to do a important presentation

    • Sooooooo true

  • Probably in a guys locker room. There aren't very many times I object to getting horny

    • Lol great answer

  • I'd say when you are at work and can't do nothing about it. Then your left with your thoughts and if like me sometimes they get carried away and you can't concentrate on work.

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