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What Funny Terms Have You Heard Used For Having Sex?

What Funny Terms Have You Heard Used For Having Sex?
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What Funny Terms Have You Heard Used For Having Sex?
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  • I've heard some of these. Some are common. I made up a few.

    Fuck, bang, boff, ball, boink, bone, pork, shag, smash, rail, horizontal bop, get laid, hit it raw, slip 'n' slide, submarine race, play hide the salami, feed the kitty, mount up, deep injection, hot meat sandwich, French dip au juice

    slice her peach, butter her buns, plow her field, get some tail, drive her home, filling the gap, ream her hole, churning cream, pump the plump, rut in her tummy, get some squeeze, fill the jelly roll, stirring sauce, stretch her stocking, spoon some jelly, poke the pink, whipping pudding, saw her in half, shuck the oyster, spread her wings, open her up, get guts, fill her tank and top her off, slip her on like a boot, clean her pipes, pussy calisthenics, enter her fragrant jade garden and bath in her warm lotus pool,

    taming the snake, squeezing the python, baste the brisket, pole sitting, greasing the pole, ride the pony, grip the jackhammer, swallow him whole

    • baste the brisket,😂 you just ruined cooking for me hahahahaha

    • 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • I thought I was going to be looking around but this right here is mho 😂 My favs here are the slip n slide, feed the kitty, butter her buns, plow her field, and riding the pony 😂😂😂 thanks @Lliam these are great! 😂

  • Spraying Milk into your Lager... It really doesn't work, but hey 10/10 for originality lol

    • 😂😂😂 omg that killed me lololol

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  • Riding the Skin Bus

    is my fav...

    • 😂😂 no tokens needed lololol

  • Doing the horizontal Mambo.
    Playing hide the sausage.
    Giving her an injection.
    Give her a good poke.
    Sliding into home base.

    • 👍🙃🙂

  • Shagging or fancy a shag?

  • Not sex per sex, but I called the butthole the balloon knot. 🎈

    • 😂😂😂😂

    • I meant per se, but auto correct actually did this one right!

    • Lololol I got what you meant I'm the queen of autoincorrect 😂😂 or autofail

  • Doing the Humpa Wampa!

    • ROFL😂😂😂😂 thanks needed something to get my mind off the pain today and that made me laugh out loud 😂

    • I was laughing thinking about & I remember the first time I used it was when I brought this girl home when I lived with my parents a long time ago. We walk in the door & my father was in the living room & he said oh what are you guys up to tonight. I said we’re going to watch a movie & do the Humpa Wampa later. The girl I brought home was crying because she was laughing so hard after I said that.

    • Omg you did not 😂😂😂

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  • The birds and the bees

    • Yeah they used to use that term when we were kids lol

    • It was before my time I saw it on a dvd

  • I honestly am drawing a blank here 😂
    I should have all these references in my head but my brain is currently failing me 😂

    • 😂😂 you can just read the threads lololol

    • I'm sure they are great and I can just say my favorites :)

    • Or take notes 😂😂😂

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  • https://www.youtube.com/embed/RyYc7PLmxOI

    Captain Brannigan says it best.

    • Lolol that's the second shnu shnu answer and first I'm ever hearing that 😂😂

    • I think it's spelled "snu snu." Listen to how he says it. And the it's important how you spell made up nonsense words! 😉

    • Oh my bad 😂

  • creating the beast with two backs was always a funny way of putting it in my eyes

    • 😂😂😂

  • Banging, boning, porking, doing the dirty deed, The fobidden polka, humping and few others that i find very funny. Never heard of bumping uglies 🤣

    • The forbidden polka😂😂

  • Bumping uglies
    Beating guts
    Getting up in that gut.
    Slipin and sliding

    • You got some explaining to do young lady 👁️👁️😂😂😂

    • ... umm... 😳 @joygirl taught me those words punish her.

    • @brainsbeforebeauty Nuuuuu I am the innocent oneeee 😭😭😭

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  • Bumping uglies, shagging, humping, screwing (which makes no sense at all, since niether a penis or uterus are healically threaded) Banging, the Hunka Chunka, threading the needle, a pickle tickle (DAMN, I'M OLD!!!) Showing the foxy my moxy, unplanning family, putting a muffin in the oven, f---ing, the Stag wag, ---excuse me, but I gotta go wash my mouth and eyes out with soap now.

    • Just thought I'd ask if any ladies out there like the Penis Callossiss? Same great taste as a Pena Colada, and it doesn't make guys gay when being consumed.

    • 😂😂😂😂😂

  • Dickie Dunkin'

    When the weather's hot and sticky, is not the time for dunkin' dickie.
    When the frost is on the punkin', that's the time for dunkin' dickie.

    • 😂😂😂 so you don't have sex when it's hot out? 😂

    • I run the AC.

    • 👍👍🙂

  • Messing around, fooling around, Doing the Deed

    • 🙂🙂🙃

  • You wanna

    • Really, that all you got lololol

    • Well im tired. I been hauling chritmas trees all day. I took a side job for a Christmas tree farmer. My ass is tire and beat

    • I can imagine

  • Horizontal Watusi.
    Hide the salami.

    • The first one 😂😂

    • Be sure to ask your partner if he wants to play hide the salami.

    • No partner so no salami 😂😂

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  • bumping bellys and shnu shnu is always classics in my opinion

    • shnu shnu never heard that one lololol

    • It's from Futurama where the episode has main male characters sentenced to death... by shnu shnu (fucked to death by multiple Amazon woman ) and they both are afraid and massively excited by this idea 😂(end of the episode has them in crutches with casts around their waist with biggest shit eating grin proclaiming they survived shnu shnu)

    • Lololol oh okay and yeah that doesn't sound like much of a punishment for a guy lololol

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  • pipe, grease, tap, yap

    • Lololol 😂

  • Putting the devil into hell
    Joining giblets
    Doing the Horizontal mambo
    Changing her oil
    Assault with a friendly weapon
    Bedroom rodeo
    Slamming the clam

    • Joining giblets 😂😂

    • Aren't alliterations so cool?

    • Lolol right bedroom rodeo lololol you should see the thread where he said his girl calls his Willy "my little pony"😂😂

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  • from the Stanley Kubrick movir... A Clockwork Orange... "A spot of the old in and out ! "

    • Lololol

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