Is it true that some girls are ripping off guy's dicks to build a giant dick-ship to return to Dick Planet?
John_DoesntMaster
Are girls ripping off dicks?A Sharp Hook and Necklace Made Out of Dicks
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dreamstar72Guru
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On December 31st 2000 at 2330 and January 1 2001 0030 there was an invasion of wee wee chicks. Their mission was to eventually replace all females into a new society of dick chopping wee wee chicks. When their mission is accomplished on December 31, 2030, they will have enough cock power to travel back to their homeland leaving Earth a dying Planet. Finally on January 1st 2100 the start of the 22nd century they will return to claim Earth as their new homeland. Planting pecker tree forests. Sorry about the English language but I’m so used to writing in the Weezyish language. So males beware for you will soon be cllipped.
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John_Doesnt
+1 y
In the year 9595 a race of deformed birds was developed by rogue chicken scientists as revenege against his bird brother.
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MakeushiverYoda
+1 y
Yes so be careful. They carry sharp knives, dress like rabbis and chant "bris bris bris" either due to lack of training or more likely sick of seeing them and the guys they associate with them and take far more than foreskin.
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ghostqueenInfluencer
+1 y
Why are you trying to tell everyone our super duper secret master plan?
That would explain lot about my previous bad relationships.
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SarahP080102Yoda
+1 y
Yes. I'm sorry though. Yours isn't big enough
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roughntuff1993Xper 4
+1 y
Yes, it is true...
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roughntuff1993
+1 y
TBH I was ripping off dicks just for fun long before I knew about their magic powers. My collection has earned me status as an officer aboard The first Dick Ship with the promise of my very own Dick Ship express model upon arrival. I highly recommend that suitable male donors come forth and offer their dicks freely in exchange for elevated slave status when Dick Planet rules the Galaxy
pigoatGuru
+1 y
This is news to me
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Giggltr0nnXper 4
+1 y
Alright Dr. Wong-Burger calm down
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John_Doesnt
+1 y
how else am I supposed to get home?
Giggltr0nn
+1 y
Take the tooth ship to your enamel condo on tooth planet, should hold together better than dicks anyway
John_Doesnt
+1 y
wrong, I am a hamburger born in the body of a dick.
DreamCatchcerXper 6
+1 y
They are collecting foreskin to build a Brave New World
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Anonymous
+1 y
I may have heard something to that effect. They act like sluts to lure the guy into private and after swallowing his offering they lop off his dick for their ship
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Kaneki05
+1 y
Sounds kinky sign me up.
Opinion Owner
+1 y
@Kaneki05 Ok, you are on the list. We will call you when they are ready for you
Kaneki05
+1 y
Thank you for been so efficient to already know my phone number. This operation must be well funded.
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