ONLY Real Men Eat Ass: True Or False?

"If" true, does that mean ONLY real women eat ass too?

OR is it different because of the gender roles?

I'm all for gender equality.
Honest Answers Please
Honest Answers Please
ONLY Real Men Eat Ass: True Or False?
ONLY Real Men Eat Ass: True Or False?
Megan Thee Stallion + WAP Music Video "If he eats my a** hes a bottom feeder"🎵
Megan Thee Stallion + WAP Music Video "If he eats my a** he's a bottom feeder"🎵
"I can make you bust BEFORE I ever meet you"
"I can make you bust BEFORE I ever meet you"
Jhene Aiko + Post To Be Music Video "But He Gotta Eat The Booty Like Groceries"
Jhene Aiko + Post To Be Music Video "But He Gotta Eat The Booty Like Groceries"
"Your Honor, Im A Freak"
"Your Honor, I'm A Freak"
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  • All these opinions are great and all, but this is the way it is: REAL MEN EAT ASS & SOME DON'T ASS. Please don't drag ass eating into the arena and turn it into a pissing contest to define your manliness. What the hells us next? Hey you're only a man if you stand in front of a moving vehicle and don't flinch as you go sailing through the air landing on your head. Cause a real man can do it. Go stroke your gay-ass beard while riding your neon colored bike with white white wall tires while listen to Wham!

    Please don't wake me up before you go go and try to validate yourself with pointless comparisons cuz I'm never gonna dance again if you keep comparing uncomparables.

    That's like saying "hey you're not a real man unless you got more than an 8" cock. Looks like I'm a man and most of you aren't." That would be a douchy thing for me to do and just plain mean. Figure out another way to lift your self-esteem like go volunteer for a hospice, maybe that will give you a little more perspective about what really is & what ain't important. How is that fair comparing something you have no control over?

    And there in lies the answer. Did you catch that or are ya too busy stroking your gay-ass beard or playing with your man-bun you grew to try and be cool to compensate for your small cock? You cannot compare one persons kinks & likes against another because it's not fair and it ain't apples to apples (get it? Lol)

    I didn't want my ass touched or eaten or nothing, until some thai masseuse, who apparently loved to eat man ass, chowed down on mine. I was like, "WTF!" but then I was like, "Ooohhh, WTFUUUuuuu..." She started milking me while she ate my ass and ever since then, I've been a believer.

    Now I only recommend a girl that truly enjoys eating ass cuz if she don't, she won't have that certain "je ne sais quoi" and it will suck & disappoint. And make sure SHE MILKS YOU! if you're not sure what I mean, think of how they milk a cow and... wait for it... there ya go!

    It's kinda fun having a contest with chicks to see who can eat who's ass out better. It's the quality time spent together right? Talk about a team building event! So enough of the lame elementary comparisons.

    You wanna know what a real man is? This is from the book of Nwerd: A real man is honest first and foremost with himself, then with others. He doesn't apologize for his feelings, but can freely and openly communicate them. Whether their communicated with laughter, anger or tears; a real man doesn't hide them. He strives to continually improve 3 areas of his life: health, wealth & relationships. He is master in his world and does as he pleases, so as long as he doesn't hurt anyone.

    He is conscious of of his actions, slow to speak, but quick to respond. He doesn't need outside justification or validation cuz he already knows he's a bad ass. He's confident in himself and abilities and works to improve on his shortcomings. He is patient and kind and tries to build people up and not tear them down. He would rather play fair and lose than cheat for a cheap victory.

    He has boundaries and doesn't let anyone cross them, especially women because he stays true to his convictions. Yet he is open-minded enough to see things from a different point of view and if he see's it necessary, changes according to his new beliefs after weighing all considerations. He isn't prideful & boastful cuz he don't need the booster. He can admit his mistakes, apologize when necessary and learns from them and DOESN'T DWELL ON THEM

    • A real man doesn't compare himself to others because he understand that it's impossible to. He simply tries his best with what he has. He forms his own opinions after hearing both sides and doing his own research and doesn't regurgitate the same bullshit that everyone else does. He knows what he believes and why he believes it or is trying to understand to. He does a lot more shit, but these are some of the basics for now. Me? Yeah, I'm a real man. I'm passionate about my interests in life. You can see it when I talk about such things in person. You can feel my energy because it becomes infectious. It can burn with such intensity that I've burnt my world to the ground and had to rebuild again. And that's ok, I'm a man, I can handle it and when I can't, I'm man enough to ask for help Sorry for going off on a tangent and writing a mini-book

    • Please calm down. It's not that serious. I stopped reading after the second sentence. Many apologies. Thanks for the feedback though. Hahahaha 😂

    • Yeah my bad... I was dropping some kids off at the pool and the chubby one didn't want to get off the bus, so i figured I had a little time to kill, but then got frustrated... not at the question, but...(chubby kid =/)

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  • Meh... i'm going to go with false. Lol. It's funny... I portray myself as a big freak; however, anything having to do with the booty hole is off limits to me.

    I have tried eating ass before, and I could smell "stuff" from the area. So, I'm not doing that ever again. Lol.

    I feel that it takes a special person to eat ass or even stick a dick in an ass. And the person who is getting their ass eaten needs to make sure they are 150% clean in that area. It's risky business. LMAO.

    Some people may be into ass play, but that's not my cup of tea. I don't think real men eat ass... but it does take a special person to do it!

    • Thanks for explaining your answer! I appreciate it 😊

Most Helpful Girls

  • My husband was the first man to ever bend me over and bury his face into my ass... WOW... so I have to say YES YES it's true lol

    • Cause he's a real man

    • OMFG 😱! Yesssssssssss 🔥! Definitely a real man

    • Oh you know it's true baby!!!

  • I don't know about the term “real men “ that’s a little weird BUT every boyfriend I ever had did it LOL I’ve never done that

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  • Only men that are their girlfriends dog eat @$$. What a nonsense goodluck all the men that get rotten peanut pieces between their teeth.

    • So weird 😂

  • That just's the translation for, "I wish someone would eat my ass." Just like the whole, "Real men like curves and only dogs like bones." Translation: "I'm a fattie and I'm trying to get somebody to actually bone me."

    • It's not. Try answering the question. Or go away. Thanks a bunch.

    • I probably should go away. I meant to say, "Whatever" as an answer, as though a real man is something people have to debate over in some group. I do not take well to such questions. You know you have a real man when you can count on him. Hope you liked Heilung!

    • You know, like "a real man is this", or a "real man is that." A real man is someone worthy of my respect, and it has little to do to me with whether or not he's eating asses. I am tired of society trying to define and redefine and re-redefine what a real man is. At the end of the day, for me, a real man is someone you can count on and trust. That's a real man. And that's also a real woman.

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  • Only people who like ass eat ass. There's no such thing as "real men" or "real women"

    • *Sighs*

  • I'll get straight to the bottom of it.
    Some people are grossed out because there's poop in there. They don't realize that with a little bit of preparation there is not

    • I love your post! Well said!

  • I'd say no... But to be fair, only women can be the judge of what they want their man to do and what he needs to do to meet her standards

  • false but a real man/woman would not judge and do what they can for their partner (and vice versa) while being clear about what they will and won't do

    • Good points! Thanks for your help!

    • thankyou and you're always welcome :) :) :)

  • I love to eat a girl's ass. Never had my ass eaten and I don't need to have that.

    • Thanks for explaining your answer! I appreciate it 😊

  • I can't see eating...

    ONLY Real Men Eat Ass: True Or False?

    When this is just around the corner.

    ONLY Real Men Eat Ass: True Or False?
    • Lovely imagery

  • I probably wouldn’t say that in jest, though I... do. And have fathered an above average number of children.

    lots of guys walk around flexing like they’re manly men but where’s the evidence motherfucker? Mine is in the back of my minivan that’s right.

    • This is helpful! Thank you 😊

  • Why not just wipe your shit off with your hand and eat it while you're at it.

    • You're disgusting. Why do you eat poop?

  • I'd say yes to both. However would you say the same about anal with either a dildo, strap-on or a penis (real thing)?

    • Thanks for the awesome feedback!

  • I know it will sound perv af butt... I LOVE WOMENS ASS!!!

    • Not at all. Sounds kinky and a bit erotic.

  • If both partners are okay with it go for it. Be sure to be super clean and consider using an anal douche. I don't believe a guy wanting to do it or not has any reflection on his manliness. Some are into it, some aren't. Just like some women enjoy swallowing cum and others don't.

    • Thank you for explaining your answer! I enjoyed reading your thoughts! Very helpful!

  • TRUE... Most guys won't eat their girls ass. I love it. If the girl likes it and wants her ass eaten I'm all for it. Just as much as eating pussy.

  • True

    • YAY!

  • I'll toss a hot bitches salad like you wouldn't believe. I was young and was messing with nothing but older chicks and older women so they taught me well

    • Oh my goodness 🤣

  • Gentlemen, if you're not eating ass, you're doing it wrong.

    • Love your post! Thanks for your help 😊

  • Works for me

    • Beautiful

  • Of course. Hopefully they aren't fake men!

    • Haha 😂! Good point

  • Here's the thing I never ate ass yet, mostly because I never had the thought of trying it honestly. Its not what comes to mind when having sex. There's only one reason why a guy shouldn't be considered a man, and that is if he abuses or rapes someone. The monster then deserves to be shot and never to be spoken about again.

    • Thank you for explaining your answer! I appreciate the help.

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