Anyone else think Biden is sexy as Hell?

God now there's a real man, calm, collected and in control yet willing to experiment with the kinky shit. The type who knows how to please a woman. Ok he's a bit old but men are like wine, they improve with age and I'm better than Viagra if he wants to call me. You just know there's going to be some great swinging parties at the white house. He can stuff my ballot box anytime.
Anyone else think Biden is sexy as Hell?
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  • Well.. thanks a lot!

    Now I'ma have to grind broken glass into my brain, through my eye sockets, til I wack whatever son of a bitch cell it was, that decided to retain that nauseating thought!

    That bag of dust, loosely wrapped in skin.. can't even maintain a thought himself, for longer then a minute! Just how long do you think it'd be before he forgot where he was.. much less (why) he was?

    He'd just be wondering in circles, as you would have most assuredly, broken his hip, of course. Where he'd just be rambling on about how cold he was and how he wanted his beloved wife, Ethel.

    Who (of course) happened to pass away, sometime around the Carter administration. Which if all the clawl marks and torn clothing, scattered about the room was any indicaion of.. clearly he must have been attacked by a wild animal of some sort!

    Then again, so long as ya have a lifetime supply of tapioca pudding, handy (and not the kind you were draining from his wrinkly, old, grey balls, either!) That, coupled with cases of Ensure, pedialite and numerous packs of depends... you 2 lovebirds just may just may be able to pull it off, yet!

    I'm afraid it will require you to broaden your pallet's horizons a bit, however. When setting aside your normal steady diet of protein paste.. in order for his corpse to remain healthy enough, to keep o. d'n on Viagra for ya!

    Then again, the only real difference between the two, is just the occasional lump mixed in and all. Well, of course a dash of cinnamon never hurt, either.

    Though the lump thing, might not be so hard to over-cum, afterall! As one never really knows, just what might get dislodged, when spurting all that stagnant, raw sewage that's been festering down there for decades now... ya just might get lucky!

    No worries, though. I'm sure with a little preparation.. H... anyone would make for a good Biden-sitter. Lol

    • I was just playin poppy, glad to see ya have a sense of humor though!. Lol.. I was fuckin dyin! On a personal note, though... I'm also 45 and pretty damn good in the sack, myself! 😉... just a little passion fruit for thought, is all. Plant some seeds, see what grows.. ya know, lol..

Most Helpful Guy

  • I clicked your post open and seen that make died laughing. If only trump would have seen thst picture 2 weeks ago I might still be President. Oh who I'm I trying to fool Biden would have GOT more votes lol

Most Helpful Girl

  • Apparently he has a healthy BMI which is rare for Americans especially at his age, but he's still way too old to be sexy.

    • Would you blow a young Biden?

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  • a bit old? you should chill 😅

  • Poppy, there is no one with your originality and humor!

  • Trump's gonna be real jealous 👀

  • That's a very indecent and disrespectful image.

  • Anyone else think Biden is sexy as Hell?

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  • His young picture does


    But where did you find that porno he made?

  • Nope, not even as a joke. 😂

  • Uh, no! But then I have a different gender bias.

  • Too bad you’re 10 years too old for him.

  • Oh Baby!!!

    Bend over, grab your ankle and squeal like the little piggy you are as I slide my Sicilian Sausage in that gapping butt hole.

  • According to politifact, he has the largest penis in political history (cervical damage not covered by his proposed Medicare plan)

  • Yes i just want to fuck him n the ass. And make him my bitch

  • isn't he a kiddie diddler?

  • Doubt he could even get a hardon.

  • He has an affinity for non consensual digital penetration enjoy ✌🏻Two fingers

  • Americans sure do.

  • Well shit girl i younger lol

  • funny, very funny

  • Not me.

  • He picked Kamala Harris as VP because he's got a sweet tooth for chocolate.
    As a whitey you don't have a path to victory with Joe.