Have You Ever Been Close To Having A "Sex Sent Me To The ER" Moment 🤔?

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

[dac91]

Not exactly me but I used to have a book case right behind my bed
And I'm the heat of the moment one time a big picture frame had fallen and hit the girl righ in the face it was pretty bad

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Omg... Was she okay?

[dac91]

Oh yeah just some blood and a huge knot

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

I'm sure that killed the mood tho 🤣

[dac91]

Forsure it did

[dac91]

A good laugh probably now

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Right lololol

[Red_Arrow]

It wasn't her fault! She was framed!

[dac91]

That's what I was thinking

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Hahahaha ROFL I hope you didn't say that to her, I doubt she'd a found that funny 🤣🤣🤣

[dac91]

Lmfao of course not 😅🤣🤣🤣

[Gedaria]

Only had one , a cock ring got jammed and went to A and E to have it removed...

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Ouch lol

[Gedaria]

Yes girlfriend put it on. Only it was supposed to go bad of the under fore skin. But she slipped it over. It felt great and enjoyed the feel , but it was being pushed up the penis by the blood in my penis. So ended up in A and E. They had to cut it off. And a night in hospital... I usually enjoy women. Playing with my penis , but this was not funny...

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤣🤣 okay sorry not funny but...

[Gedaria]

We had a good laugh about it. It took 2 hospitals t sort it. The first looked at it after a nurse and a doctor, both female , after about nearly a hour came to the conclusion they didn't have why was needed to sort it So I was referred to another hospital. Same city about 5, mls apart. So got in this room 4of them all female. The doctor some ice to cool my penis down then give me an injection so it doesn't try to grow. She got this circular cutter. I had one holding my cock the other keeping the ice in place. One doing the running around it took nearly a hour to release it. Then they said we will keep you in for the consultant to have a make sure it's ok. The morning He came round with four or five student doctors. All looking at my cock. It felt like a sketch out of a carry on film. Nurses found it very amusing...

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤣🤣🤣 they probably joked about that for months lolol

[Gedaria]

girlfriend still has a laugh about it..

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Lol I bet 😁

[DizzyDesii]

Im clumsy and always hurt myself during the foreplay 😂 i remember i fell tryna sneak through the window all sexily

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤣🤣🤣

[veecutie]

Lol not really, but once my boyfriend almost asphyxiated while eating me out. He was doing it so intensely and I was so turned on that I squeezed his head with my legs and pushed his head towards me with my hand, nose and all lol. Once I climaxed, poor thing was almost dying. He told me he didn't want to say anything in the moment bc he didn't want to kill the vibe,

[Yourman86]

Haha thats awesome

[JessicaVon]

Yes.

[Red_Arrow]

Would love to hear about it.

[JessicaVon]

I was having anal sex. I don't know what happened whether it was too hard or too fast, but I started hurting really badly. I started rubbing my asshole but the pain wouldn't go away. My insides started swelling up so much to the point my asshole was literally inside out. After about an hour of pain and rubbing I was thinking I was going to have to go to a hospital but it started feeling a little better and I was able to just wait it out.

[JessicaVon]

I'm very careful (when I can be) about anal sex now. I did a lot of solo training with different sized objects and I haven't had very much pain during intercourse since.

[Red_Arrow]

Definitely glad you are okay now. And that things worked out without you having the embarrassment of going to the ER with an inside out asshole!

[JessicaVon]

@Red_Arrow Yes. It was very close. I remained "inside-out" for about 2 weeks but every day it got a bit better. It was still hurting for another week.

[purplepoppy]

I was riding a guy in the barn and a rusty nail stuck in his butt cheek. Had to take him to ER. Selfish twat wouldn't let me finish first either.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 ROFL Anail sex to a whole new level 🤣🤣🤣

[Red_Arrow]

I would have let you ride me and finish as I drove to the ER!

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@Red_Arrow 😂😂😂

[19magic]

Thankfully no, did however break the bed, it was a metal bed assuming steel but bent the side of it no idea how, another time we were on the sofa and broke both legs one minute we were level the next I fell forward 🤣.

But the worst one didn't send me to er thank god, but I told a guy I liked it a little rough including biting and he bit me and pulled on my, down there lips. I waddled like a penguin for the next three days, one was double the size and as thick as my finger compared to the other lip, worse thing was peeing had never been so painful 😭

[19magic]

I did have a friend tell me her first time giving a bj which was pretty bad/somewhat funny. So she had never watched porn, never read erotica, first time had zero idea of what she was doing. So anyway he told her to do to IT, like she would an ice lolly, so she sucked it a bit and then bit down 🙈🤦🏻‍♀️🤣

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Ouch sounds painful

[fireheart105]

Wait people actually have sex?

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤣🤣🤣

[Puppystarfish23]

Yes many times. I have a hole in my heart and sometimes it causes me to pass out if i over do physical activities including sex. The first time i passed out during sex my boyfriend got really scared and kept trying to wake me up and was panicking like crazy. Luckily i was fine and we both just stop and let me have a drink of water and lay down now if i start to feel like im gonna pass out.

[Puppystarfish23]

Lol actually it once brought on my boyfriends sciatica too.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Yeah be careful with that 🙏🏼

[proNutro]

This didn’t happen to me but an older friend of mine works in the ER and often tells me all the things he experiences. He once had a guy come in because he had a baby bottle stuck up his ass... I’m not even sure how one gets in that situation? But apparently my friend has had a few people over the years come in because of a bottle being stuck in them.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂😂 yeah I don't know either lol

[proNutro]

Makes for a great tv show though

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

I never watched it lol

[proNutro]

Really? I used to watch it when I was around 13 or 14 and would have a laugh. Some of the stories are ridiculous

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Yeah never saw it... But I've heard enough real life stories that could a been episodes on that show

[MrsJaximus-Lion]

i can't believe jax didn't say a thing yet... lol
here we go! once we bought a bed in a second hand store we had it kinda tough with our economy so we have the bed fixed in the bedroom and the day after we were in the mood to have some fun so we get it on and he does his thing (lazy doggy) so after 15 minutes the next thing you know the bed falls all apart while 95 kg stud over me sharp parts here and there and i almost thought jax broke his nose but it was not broken lol true story and since then we buy high quality beds :P hahaha the bed we have now its from ikea and the last one we bought did cost about 3500 dollars

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤣🤣🤣 you know it's good sex when you break some furniture 🤣🤣

[MrsJaximus-Lion]

here comes another thing. in our vacation for the first time to gran canaria in 2009 we broke a bed at the hotel we stayed in. the bed story i just told you and when we were in vacation to the states in 2018 we broke a bed in his cousins house :P we were all alone thats why hahahah

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Dang sounds like you all break a lot of beds 😂 you may wanna try floor sex 🤣🤣🤣

[MrsJaximus-Lion]

🤣🤣🤣 we did, almost broke my back hahaha. we buy new beds in good quality i even sleep better on good beds like thge one we have it has some kind of foam forming so i sleep on my side so it makes my spine to be straight and we noticed difference. i will jax about the floor sex hahaha

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Lololol

[abc3643]

Actually, yes, that happened.

When my wife and I were first together - before we were married, but shacking up - we had fun in bed and I pulled her with enough force that it caused a pulled/sprained/strained/whatever to her iliopsoas muscle. We had to see a doctor and she was on crutches for a bit. To this day, it can still hurt and that was 21 years ago. I broke it; I bought it. So, she has to get massages and I massage it too.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Damn you really broke it 🤣

[Massageman]

Wow. You have a trusting wife! Viewed from the front of the body, the iliopsoas ( ILL' e o SEW'' az ) is a deep hip flexor muscle. (It is also called the psoas major and some practitioners will lump in the psoas minor, too). It is actually attached to the sides of the spine and the inside of the hip joint at the lesser trochanter. Forcefully pulling could strain the muscle and/or sprain or tear the ligaments and/or tendons which hold the muscle to its bony attachments. Performing good massage on the psoas is not easy, and some may never even get the hang of it! The recipient of the massage is usually face up, with the leg of the effected side bent at at 45º angle to keep some slack in the muscle. The psoas runs deep in the body, from the spine, down the inside of the ilium (pelvis), down the inguinal crease (groin) and into the femur just under and inside of the hip joint. The psoas is located through the use of bony landmarks, hand spans and finger spans (as measuring "devices"). Following the muscle down its whole track takes focus and practice- and a consenting and trusting recipient. Direct work on the psoas gets close to some of the more "intimate areas" of the body. Many practitioners elect- or the client may specify- doing the "massage" INdirectly wherein the muscle is passively stretched to relax it, and possibly used with Reciprocal Inhibition stretches. Bolsters and pillows may be used to better position the body and hip to receive the work. Bonus info: The cuts of meat called the pork or beef "tenderloin" are actually the iliopsoas/psoas of the pig or steer.

[abc3643]

@Massageman "Performing good massage on the psoas" Yeah, I know. My wife was going to an LMT in 2001 and I went along one day so she could teach me what I could do at home. It was very helpful. (Sadly, she died a few years later from cancer.) However, over the years, my wife has complained that the massage therapists won't go where they need to go near the groin. It doesn't bother me - I accept the de facto medical professionalism needed. Anyway, a few weeks ago, I introduced her to ashiatsu and her ashiatsu massage therapist DOES do what's necessary. It's a deeper more penetrating massage and helps my wife a great deal. Of course, as her husband, I go down there too without a problem, but I don't have the stamina or power that the ashiatsu therapist has.

[Massageman]

Wow. Talk about a weird coincidence. I received my first Massage from a therapist in town who- along with a chiropractor- gave a lecture to our Jaycee chapter about Alt Bodywork Tx. As I started getting interested in giving massages as well as receiving, she started giving me some of her books. A few months later, she died of liver cancer. but I digress - - - - When I was working in a 5* spa, I'd have ladies practically go into panic attacks when I dared to undrape - - - - - - ready for this? - - - - - - their KNEES! They's tug the drape back down and mess it all up. but I digress, again It's great that your wife knew the areas that need the work, regardless of location, and was open to having the therapist working "in tight". Ashiatsu will certainly allow the therapist to use some good, firm- but widely distributed- pressure to get the job done. The hardest part- and the reason you would want a very skilled therapist- is the need to hook the foot under the iliac crest in the tight and reasonably delicate location of the muscle and trace it as far as possible. Your wife may already be doing this, but I'll mention it anyway, JIC. Before treatments (or ANYtime for that matter) lay face-up on the massage table, and wiggle down until her butt is right on the edge of the table and her legs dangle off the table. This will provide a nice passive stretch on the hip flexors, including the psoas. Not that I can't work the psoas directly, I WILL tend to go with the INdirect methods of passive stretch, etc., as long as the client is getting some relief and improved movement. I had this one particular lady as a client for 13 years after a hip/back accident twisted her up like a corkscrew. She really understood how to "read" her own body, was comfortable in her own skin, and I would just work straight through her ski pants on those "in tight" personal inguinal areas. Good luck!

[Jjpayne]

Nope but I'd love to have a good story one day though 😂

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤣🤣🤣

[Bluemax]

The closest thing was just when we spent the whole day and night in bed. We barely ate.

If my wife had her way, her Yul Brynner gunslinger robot might malfunction. She had a thing for Yul Brynner as a kid. *ESPECIALLY* in Westworld and the Magnificent Seven.

[Bluemax]

This might inspire my next question, by the way.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤣🤣 Mine was when had sex while suffering a severe concussion... Took, seeing fireworks or stars to whole new level 🤣🤣

[cjgsu]

Not me. But my partner almost did once.

Mom i would have had a lot 2 explain if i didn't realize i had the sharp end of the knife facing the wrong way.🤦🏾‍♀️

Please do not ask 4 more details😭

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Yeah wiah granted 🙉🙉 lololol

[cjgsu]

Thank you💞💞💞

[Avicenna]

Brains, you’re hilarious!

No, I haven‘t.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Well that's good 👍🙂

[Gwenhwyfar]

Waterbed broke

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤣 gave "baby I'm wet for you" a new meaning huh 🤣🤣

[Gwenhwyfar]

We had to get a hose 😂

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

"hose" 🤔🤣🤣

[Gwenhwyfar]

To drain the water into the bathtub

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Yeah I know, just being silly 🤪🤪

[Gwenhwyfar]

Awesome 😊😊😊

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

I'll share an experience well I bought this cream that is suppose
to delay me in having an orgasm and cumming it was suppose to
work and I used it for masturbating wow I got the most embarrassing
thing happen to me it caused my penis to lose feeling and numb I hurried
went to the bathroom to wash it off with hot water finally the feeling in
my penis went away and numbness disappeared, never again will I
use anything like that again and I learned my lesson, I might use lube
but that is all

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Yeah love sounds much safer

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

*lube lolol

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

@brainsbeforebeauty Lmao I learned my lesson yes lube is safer also, I use Icy hot and it felt amazing but never again

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Ooohhh yeah be careful with that icy hot too 😂

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

🤣🤣🤣🤗🤗🤗👍✌

[Drumlin2001]

When i was 12 or 13 i was experimenting, my foreskin got caught behind the head (i didn't realise till that point that i had a phimosis). I paniced for a while, eventually managed to unroll it, once erection had gone. I really didn't want to have to talk to folks about it.
Finally dealt with it last year when doc recommened a circumcision

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

So did you get the circumcision then,?

[Drumlin2001]

Yep. Last year

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Aww okay, was it successful, not too painful?

[Drumlin2001]

The week after wasn't pleasant, picked up minor infection. All healed now, it was worth doing, sex is better now. I do find it more sensitive in someways, it's uncomfortable masturbating without lube now.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

But you would recommend circumcision over uncircumcised?

[Drumlin2001]

For me yes, but then i had a medical reason for it. I don't know what its like to be a normal uncut

[humanearth]

Yes had one and can't talk about it

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Yeah I don't think I EVEN wanna know lololol

[humanearth]

I dont wanna know either, but I was there. Some things can't be unseen or undone

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Hahahahaha true true

[Phoenix98]

LOl I’ve been to the ER more times then I’d like but nothing sexually related.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Well that's good

[Phoenix98]

Yeah.

[AndrewMG]

Severe cramp in the calf mid job... I mean I'm not sure if that was deserving of being taken to A & E but honestly it's like no other pain I've ever experienced. The only other time was whilst seeing a hot girl in a club I turned my head so fast to catch a glimpse of her that I turned straight into someone holding a lit cigarette which went straight into my eye--I actually had to go to A & E on that occasion so it was the pursuit of sex rather than the actual action that did the trick!

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Ouch that sounds painful new meaning for smoking hot 😂😂

[AndrewMG]

I was literally dragged to A & E... I wanted to stay chatting up despite by having an eye lid which was 4 times the size it should be, it took one eye drop and two days resting for me to be fine, so whilst still smoking hot I'm keeping it real. lol

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Lololol